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naked pool anticsView our holiday photos. Seven of The New Site of the Weird team went to Portugal for
a week to relax, drink lots of alcohol and annoy the locals. Find out what we got up to
at the G.O.L.F.E.R.S. Portuguese Holiday Page. Amazingly we even managed to make
it back the following year as the C.A.D.D.I.E.S.


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glastonbury 2003Find out what we got up to in 2000.Yet again we made the long trek to the fields of Somerset for The 2000 Glastonbury festival. As we predicted the whole weekend didn't quite go to plan. If you read about our exploits at Glastonbury '99 you'll realise why this festival also went 'tits up' for us. We even managed to make it back in 2002,2004 and hopefully 2009

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New Now you can order your very own NSOTW T-Shirts, thongs, bags and stickers etc through our new online shop.

Welcome to the World of Major Henry Snuffington - Smith.
Read the column of a truly distinguished blue blooded English Gentleman, a true man about town, a raconteur & social commentator.

 New Nutters are everywhere! This is why we decided they should all be catalogued for future generations to study, but we need your help. If you know of a nutter in your area or you've just spotted one on your travels, fill in the nutter watch form and send it off to us so we can compile the biggest and best database of nutters in the United Kingdom.

He's Here! MLB (Mad Little Bastard) Do you have a worrying problem in your life that you just can't seem to overcome? Our new agony Uncle can help. This retarded little Fuckwit hands out his own style of no-nonsense, hard hitting advice here

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Our Sex Crimes reporter Arthur Teacake describes
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This site is sponsored by the lovely Mrs. Mills. Lardarse of the year 1999,Without whose financial help this site would not be possible Mrs. Mills Appears courtesy of enormous Fat Old Slapper Enterprises. Listen to Joyce the sexy friend of our sponsor Mrs. Mills. Hear her talk about her luscious knockers. click here or right click and choose 'save target as'

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While we were busy with the new site changes we were anonymously sent this picture of Jonathan King's Prison visitor. (scary) We were also informed of this hideous sexual crime. The streets just aren't safe these days!. Important new tax rules. Details here

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