The Betty Hubbard Clinic was established in 1903 when we pioneered the first Sex-Change operation. We have been at the forefront of many medical techniques over the years and continue to break new medical ground. Now you can make a real difference to your hideously obese body thanks to an incredible new product from Doctor Skcollob and The Betty Hubbard Clinic. These new specially formalised sachet gels are the ONLY medication of their kind guaranteed to work with 100% efficiency, or your money back. Now you can get rid of all that unsightly flab that you’ve previously found impossible to lose. Tekarcuff (Swedish for weight loss) is clinically proven to help you lose up to 4x more weight than dieting alone, and has been peer reviewed and well received by the official journal of The Fat Bastards Society. Tekarcuff is derived from natural plant sources and doesn't interfere with your body's natural workings, so it's gentle on your system and well tolerated
Guaranteed weigh loss in only 30 days or your money back. Totally safe* Uses a unique fat binding system.
We are so confident you will lose weight using our products that we offer a full money back guarantee* if you fail to lose less than 30lbs weight in 30 days.
The secret of Tekarcuff lies in its use of Sodium Polyacrylate and Chlorine Trifluoride biochemical release elements. These specially developed chemicals harmlessly bind themselves onto body fat and gently release the dissolved gunk through your intestines. The resulting gloop is then passed through your system in the natural way.
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Order a three-month supply of Tekarcuff and receive a 10% discocunt
For even better results and truly outstanding weight loss performance, why not combine the effects of Tekarcuff with the incredible and permanent effects of Gunt-B-Gone or GuntBuster. If you prefer a more natural way to lose weight, we offer our Skcollob diet meal plan.
Active Ingredients: sodium polyacrylate, Maze starch, chalk, bleach, industrial alcohol, horse urine, pig semen, rat blood, Sodium Hydroxide, Beaver anal glands, concentrated menstrual fluid, Fish bladder, Aborted foetal cells, artificial colours, Concentrated Testosterone, Womb lining, hetroclox99, homocell256, Gaybenderlox, elasteen251,Virgins’ tears, mercury, Strontium 192, oestrogen, faecal matter, Chlorine Trifluoride, Sugar.
Company terms and conditions: Whilst little care is taken to describe our products in an accurate and honest way, some ingredients may differ from the advertised description. Although the quality of our gels is checked periodically, we cannot guarantee these products will be free of any rather unpleasant bacteria or other hostile micro-organisms. If it appears that during or after the consumption of any of our products that you are becoming ill, we recommend that you seek medical help immediately. We cannot be held responsible for any loss of life however caused arising from the consumption of our products, including: distress, inconvenience or anxiety and is entirely done so at your own risk. Whilst every care is taken to remove any shards of glass from our gels, some may remain. Long-term consumption of these products may lead to weight gain or even cancer. Keep out of the reach of small children and pets. Before ordering this product, please note that in clinical trials, one hundred lab rabbits were force-fed 50cl of Tekarcuff gel every day for a month. Unfortunately, most of them died. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such. Warning: This product may cause heavy internal bleeding, memory loss, excessive flatulence, diarrhoea and many, yet undiscovered side-effects. Do not consume more than five gel sachets in any 24-hour period, as this may cause serious health problems such as severe projectile vomiting or even death. Please consult your doctor before taking any untested or unlicensed medication
Lovingly tested on little fluffy animals for your safety and convenience.
“I was the size of a baby elephant (782 lbs) and bed-bound before going on a course of these marvellous gels. I found they were the only thing that worked. I can now get out of the house and walk a few steps. Thank you Doctor Skcollob.” Hans Bollockwhopper
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“My fat kids love them as a special treat” Mary Clunge
“I’m addicted to eating these things as they is so delicious” Bernie Kuntwhistle
“The only thing that worked for me. I lost 50 pounds in about a month. Bloody great” Hilda Gland