Technologically advanced award winning products and services brought to you by the World famous Doctor Skcollob and The Betty Hubbard Clinic.
For many years Doctor Skcollob and The Betty Hubbard Clinic have been at the forefront of cutting-edge medical product design and services.
Since 1903 we have strived to bring you the most unique and innovative products possible.
We are proud to showcase these amazing products here in one portal for the first time ever.
Products
From the common cold to full-blown
AIDS, only Doctor Skcollob’s Miracle
Health Tonic is guarantee to cure 98%
of all know diseases. This brand new
tonic formula sensation has taken the
medical world by storm. Now it's your
chance to try this marvel of medicine
yourself as we offer it to you for the
unbelievable introductory price of
£29.99
Ever had the situation where a
gerbil or other small rodent has
become lodged in an inconvenient,
uncomfortable or embarrassing
place, and even a plumbers mate
won’t budge the little blighter? What
you need is the patented Pneumatic
Felch Pump guaranteed to shift any
solid or liquid mass that is blocking
progress. Buy one today and shove
it up your arse
The Knob-o-matic is the World’s
first true Penis enlargement system.
With Just one simple injection you
can dramatically increase the size
of your Penis by up to 50%. The
treatments are carried out using a
syringe filled with various animal
fats, silicone, and our very own
secret Ingredient.
Miracle Health Tonic
Felch pump
Knob-o-Matic
Expand-o-Max Penis pills
Any woman that says penis size is
not an issue in the bedroom
department is lying. When one
hundred men were surveyed as to
what part of their body they would
most like to change, 98% said the
penis. This why we developed
Expand-o-Max
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MARP
Bukkake Blaster
Hermaphrodite 4-u
Felchmaster - 3000
Digi-Sniff
Recommended by the British Felching association
The patented MARP is a
technologically advanced plug type
device which is sewn permanently in
place into your anal cavity, by our own
trained surgeons at The Betty
Hubbard Clinic. If you prefer the
device can also be fitted in the
comfort and privacy of your own
home. The MARP uses a unique one-
way Gas-Vent™ non-drip valve so
your own body gases and solids are
easily passed out of your system, but
nothing can enter into it, so you are
kept 100% safe all of the time.
The new Bukkake Blaster™ is the
first product of it's type in the World.
Designed and manufactured in
Japan exclusively for The Betty
Hubbard Clinic. Just think of all the
great fun you can have with this
great new toy. These are great fun at
parties, weddings, orgies, Dogging,
School reunions, BBQ'S etc. With it's
powerful 200psi pressure system it
allows you to shoot your man muck
over thirty feet. This award winning
high performance spunk squirter is
unique to us, you will not find these
for sale anywhere else.
The need for a more
modern Felching device has
been apparent for a long
time; we've had many
requests over the years for
a more powerful appliance
with a potent non manual
action. After many years of
research by our in-house
development team and with
the assistance of the world
renowned Doctor Skcollob
the FelchMaster - 3000 was
born.
Thanks to years of research at the
Betty Hubbard Clinic it is now possible
to make your dream come true.
Imagine the look on your friends faces,
they wont believe the fact that you
have a unique and wonderful child. We
are the only clinic in the world to offer
this procedure. Using specially created
genetic engineering and specialist
cloning techniques, our aim is to
provide you with a comprehensive and
flexible service of the highest standard
using the latest fertility techniques and
minimal invasive gynaecological
surgery
DIGI-SNIFF the Pre-Oral Vaginal
Odour Analyzer is a powerful mini-
computer, cleverly disguised as a
digital watch. Alter being put through
years of rigid testing aboard Tuna
Boats, Land Fills, Sushi Kitchens and
in Convalescent Homes around the
world, DIGI-SNIFF passed the test
and has come out smelling like a
rose.
Lard-o-Matic
P-Test 200
Lard-o-matic 2000 is now a simple,
safe and cost effective means of adding
local areas of fat to most parts of the
body. The treatments can be carried
out in the caring atmosphere of the
Betty Hubbard Clinic, or if you prefer
the the implants can be carried out
safely and easily in the comfort of your
own home.Now Lard-o-matic 2000
makes it easy to inject large amounts
of fat into most areas of the body.
In this high tech age in which we live,
the concept of the pregnancy tester
seems somewhat outdated. Sure it
can pretty much inform you, with some
accuracy whether you're pregnant or
not but that's about it. Promiscuity is
rife these days so women need to
know not just the fact that they may be
pregnant or not but also if the father of
their child is harbouring anything
particularly nasty in their groins.
Smeg-Gone
Banish those 'Bell whiff' blues
Yes Chaps, now you can remove
that pungent 'Penis Parmesan'
with this revolutionary new Helmet
Cheese remover, only available
from the The Betty Hubbard Clinic.
Say goodbye to Phallic fungi and
Gorgonzola. It's goodbye Bell-end
Brie, hello Foreskin freshness!
Now you can have the confidence
to pull your knob out anywhere and
show it to the Ladies knowing that the
Cheesy Chopper aroma has gone for good.
Services
Betty Hubbard Cruise
Blood Donation
Body part donation
Circus and Freak Show
The Betty Hubbard Cruise
Company™ proudly present a
once in a lifetime opportunity to set
sail on that luxury perverse cruise
you've always dreamed of, as we
invite you to board our
magnificently converted factory
ship the 'Pearl Necklace' for her
maiden voyage of the North Sea
discovering new Worlds of
perversity. This one-off cruise is
designed for the Bachelor or the
married man who can slip away
from the Wife and kids for ten
days. The fun starts as soon as
you step onboard, our all Female
crew are completely topless!,
you're guaranteed a really great
time.
Now you can make a real
difference to hungry people all
over the World thanks to an
incredible new service from Doctor
Skcollob and The Betty Hubbard
Clinic.After many months of
research and tests, Doctor
Skcollob and his dedicated team
of professionals came up with a
brand new service: The Betty
Hubbard Clinic Blood Donation
Service. This fantastic new service
lets anyone donate their surplus
blood to be made into tasty
inexpensive Black Puddings and
other meat products to feed the
growing number of hungry people
all over the world, who would not
normally be able to afford a decent
meal.
These days obesity is at truly
epidemic proportions and it’s
a situation we want to see
eradicated from society.
Because of this growing
problem, Doctor Skcollob
and his dedicated team of
professionals came up with a
brand new service: The Betty
Hubbard Clinic - Body Parts
Donation Service.This
fantastic new service lets
severely overweight people
donate parts of their
unsightly bodies to be made
into inexpensive tasty meat
products to feed the growing
number of hungry people all
over the world
Welcome to the exciting world
of circus. Doctor Skcollob is
proud to present the most
perverted circus show on
earth. Doctor Skcollob's
Amazing Circus is packed with
a fantastic combination of
perverse sexual acts, animals
and many other unique
performances. Our remarkable
artistes bring you an exciting
mix of acrobatics and sexual
feats. There are performing
animals and many other acts
such as clowns etc to keep you
entertained and astonished.
Sausages
Meatballs
Pizzas
Faggots
Doctor Skcollob came up with the
ingenious idea of making these tasty
sausages with surgery leftovers.
He realised that so much delicious
meat was going to waste every day,
as most of the bits being cut off from
patients were simply being thrown
away in a skip or incinerated, and so
his Gunt sausage was born.
Doctor Skcollob decided it was about
time he launched another product that
utilises the large amounts of surgery
leftovers that go to waste every year in
this country. With this in mind the
Special Spicy Meatball was developed.
These delicious pizzas are made
from the large amounts of surgery
leftovers that are removed from
patients at the Betty Hubbard Clinic
and other hospitals every year. They
are guaranteed 100% horse meat
free and taste surprisingly delicious
with their yummy spicy tomato sauce
base. Why not give the kids a
healthy* teatime treat.
These delicious faggots are made from
the large amounts of surgery leftovers
that are removed from patients at the
Betty Hubbard Clinic and other
hospitals every year. They are
guaranteed 100% horse meat free and
taste surprisingly delicious in their
yummy extra thick gravy. Why not give
the kids a healthy* teatime treat that is
70% lower in cholesterol and saturated
fat than traditional meat products
Food
A brand new product by Doctor Skcollob and The Betty Hubbard Clinic has just been launched.
Try or new Mr Virile Yoghurt. A natural cure for erectile dysfunction
A new service from The Betty Hubbard Clinic. Sell us your kidney and make up to £1000!
A new service from The Betty Hubbard Clinic. Gunt-B-Gone - Get rid of that gunt forever!
GuntBuster diet shakes are a convenient, great-tasting meal replacement shake that have been
designed to support safe and healthy weight loss