With Smeg-Gone from
The Betty Hubbard Clinic
End Cheese Grater!
those 'Bell whiff' blues
Yes Chaps, now you can
remove that pungent 'Penis Parmesan' with this revolutionary new Helmet Cheese
remover, only available from the The Betty Hubbard Clinic. Say goodbye
to Phallic fungi and Gorgonzola. It's goodbye
Bell-end Brie, hello Foreskin freshness!
Now you can have the
confidence to pull your knob out anywhere and show it to the Ladies
knowing that the Cheesy Chopper aroma has gone for good.
- For when scrubbing
simply wont shift it!
Recommended by the British Felching association
Healthy Knob Magazine
great device, no Man should be without one of these fantastic little gadgets.
Intimate Gadget Magazine
(no stars) Unfortunately this thing was a complete disaster for our tester.
It ripped his Bell-end to shreds.
Dr. Skcollob Our
very own online medical
advisor says: "I would not hesitate to recommend this fantastic hygiene
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"Itís so easy to use"
As memorably demonstrated by
Philippa Forrester on BBC TV's Tomorrows World programme
Special web offer price of only
The British Felching Association
*postage and packaging add ten quid.
Batteries not included