The DIGI-SNIFF Oral Vaginal Odour
Analyser is today’s High Tech Version of the old "Finger Dip"
test. Sure, that faithful old technique has saved many "informed
linguists" the nightmare of diving blindly into a stench emitting
abyss. However, this tried and true, but antiquated system does
have one major drawback- you still have to smell your finger! Uuugghh
DIGI-SNIFF The Pre-Oral Vaginal Odour Analyzer is a powerful
mini-computer, cleverly disguised as a digital watch. Alter being
put through years of rigid testing aboard Tuna Boats, Land
Fills, Sushi Kitchens and in Convalescent Homes around the world, DIGI-SNIFF
passed the test and has come out smelling like a rose.
When aimed at The possibly offending area. DIGI-SNIFF Will
discreetly register a reading on an intensity scale from 1 -100.
Any reading over 50 will cause your "WATCH" to start Vibrating
alarming you to the danger that waits ahead. You can use DIGI-SNIFF'S user
friendly alpha-numeric key pad type in your"conquest's" name and other useful information DlGI-SNIFF will
not only record this reading, but time and date stamp your
encounter for future reference You can also use the innovative *DIGl-RATE"
feature to rate your date from thirty
vital categories including BREAST SIZE, ARSE APPEAL, ORAL
TECHNIQUE, CREATIVITY and whether or not she wants to be 'Held'
or 'Talked to' after the fact. This feature can also be customised
for users with kinky tastes.
DIGI-SNIFF is only £399.99. Sure, that's a a lot of money, but you
can either pay now or take the chance you'll pay dearly later
Don't wait till you've reached the point of no
return, get your DIGI-SNIFF.....TODAY
You'll breathe easier TONIGHT!