New from TheBetty Hubbard
Clinic
Exclusive offer from
The Betty Hubbard Clinic Bio-Science Laboratories
NEW
Easy to use Pneumatic Felch
Pump
Ever
had the situation where a gerbil or other small rodent has become lodged
in an inconvenient, uncomfortable or embarrassing place, and even a
plumbers mate won’t budge the little blighter? What you need is the
patented Pneumatic Felch Pump guaranteed to shift any solid or liquid
mass that is blocking progress. Buy one today and shove it up your arse
Kit includes:
patented felching pump, plastic glove, tissues and a free sachet of
WD40.
A Felch Pump in action
Versatile!
So easy to clean!
Makes a great gift!
As
probably used by: Dale
Winton, Jeremy spake, Boy George, Elton John, Michael Barrymore, Ricardo
(The Salon), Mathew Kelly, Marco (Big Brother) George Michael, Andy
Peters, Pete Burns &
many other well know celebrity faggots.
Dame
Thora Hird says:
"After
a hard days work doing 'Last of the Summer Wine' &
flogging Churchill's Stair lifts to death I get much
pleasure from my Felching Pump, squirting a mixture
of sweet sherry & soapy water up my arse"
so easy to use just
squeeze release & Go.
Which Sex Aid Magazine*****
"A well deserved winner four
out of five stars in our 101 best sex aids tests. Not only did it work a
treat but it is the only Felch pump available that's officially approved by the
British Felching Association"
Michael Barrymore says: "I always give my party guests a good
Felch pumping before they go swimming in my pool"
Dr. Skcollob
Our
very own online medical
advisor says: "I would not hesitate to recommend this fantastic Sex aid,
I even bought one for my Mother-in-Law, it's that good!"
Recommended by the British Felching association
Now also recommended by the
American Felching association!
Caution:not recommended for use with pig semen
Warning: Not
recommended for paedophiles over 75 years of age
as Children may choke on large parts.
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"It’s great!"
Says famous Celebrity
Astrologer & fat poof Russell Grant.
”Thanks to
this wonderful new device I can now squirt anything I like up my or
anybody else's arse with ease, even Dale Winton doesn't have one of
these great little gadgets”
George Foreman
says:
"Its' a Lean mean
Felching machine"
It’s so easy to use just squeeze release & Go
As memorably demonstrated by
Philippa Forrester on BBC TV's Tomorrows World
Dame
Thora Hird says:
