New from The
Betty Hubbard Clinic
Exclusive offer from
The Betty Hubbard Clinic Bio-Science Laboratories
Imagine having your very own bouncing baby hermaphrodite.
Thanks to years of research at the
Betty Hubbard Clinic it is now
possible to make your dream come true. Imagine the look on your friends faces, they wont
believe the fact that you have a unique and wonderful child.
are the only clinic in the world to offer this procedure. Using specially
created genetic engineering and specialist cloning techniques, our aim is to provide you with a
comprehensive and flexible service of the highest standard using
the latest fertility techniques and minimal invasive
gynaecological surgery, including the use of lasers and pliers.
Our techniques are so safe* and
that we can even offer you the choice of hair colour for your child (not
available in ginger)
Look what our satisfied
"we never thought we
would be able to conceive, but thanks to Betty Hubbard Clinic we
now have a lovely baby with both sets of equipment"
Barry & Betty Cockstrop, Nottingham
"We are so proud of the fact that
we have a baby that will one day be able to fuck itself"
Tony & Henrietta Minge, Blackpool
"Just what we
wanted for our travelling freak show"
Jim & Rosie, USA
Our special cruise offer
to the Betty Hubbard Clinic we now have a baby with a difference"
Herman Kontflapp -
Sex Change Magazine
"If you and your partner
have really set your mind on a hermaphrodite baby then this is the best
option - highly recommended and great value"
"If you really want to stand out from the crowd get your partner
impregnated with one of these"
These days we
receive more and more requests from patients for a permanent record of
their surgery to show to Family, friends and colleagues. due to this
demand we can offer you this unique chance to capture your operation on
video. For an inclusive fee of £99+ VAT we will film your operation in
itís entirety and provide you with a VHS cassette or one of those new
There is a small (58%) chance that the fertility procedure will leave
you with permanent scarring, tissue reduction, weeping puss filled
cavities and other rather unpleasant side effects.
Please be aware that the technology used for these procedures is still
in it's infancy,
results can sometimes be
unpredictable with rather unsightly looking babies being born (see
example below) As such, no refunds can be given.
excludes mandatory life insurance charge of £800.
Please consult your
physician before making any healthcare decisions or for guidance
about a specific medical condition you ignorant twats. The Betty
Hubbard Clinic expressly disclaims responsibility, and shall have
no liability, for any damages, loss, injury, or liability
whatsoever suffered as a result of your misguided reliance on the
information contained in this site. The Betty Hubbard Clinic does
not endorse specifically any test, treatment, or procedure
mentioned on this site. Please send us all your money.
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