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Hermaphrodite-4-u The World's only Hermaphrodite fertility Clinic





Imagine having your very own bouncing baby hermaphrodite.

Thanks to years of research at the Betty Hubbard Clinic it is now possible to make your dream come true. Imagine the look on your friends faces, they wont believe the fact that you have a unique and wonderful child.

We are the only clinic in the world to offer this procedure. Using specially created genetic engineering and specialist cloning techniques, our aim is to provide you with a comprehensive and flexible service of the highest standard using the latest fertility techniques and minimal invasive gynaecological surgery, including the use of lasers and pliers. Our techniques are so safe* and
Predictable** that we can even offer you the choice of hair colour for your child (not available in ginger)


  • Choice of hair colour

  • Easy painless procedure

  • Totally safe*

  • Predictable** results

  • Results in only 9 months

  • Developed by top scientists

  • only £6399.99 ***


Look what our satisfied customers say

"we never thought we would be able to conceive, but thanks to Betty Hubbard Clinic we now have a lovely baby with both sets of equipment"
Barry & Betty Cockstrop, Nottingham

"We are so proud of the fact that we have a baby that will one day be able to fuck itself"
Tony & Henrietta Minge, Blackpool

"Just what we wanted for our travelling freak show"
Jim & Rosie, USA





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"Thanks to the Betty Hubbard Clinic we now have a baby with a difference"   Herman Kontflapp - Germany

Which Sex Change Magazine ***** "If you and your partner have really set your mind on a hermaphrodite baby then this is the best option - highly recommended and great value"

Dr. Skcollob Our very own online medical advisor says: "If you really want to stand out from the crowd get your partner impregnated with one of these"

The World's only Hermaphrodite fertility Clinic


These days we receive more and more requests from patients for a permanent record of their surgery to show to Family, friends and colleagues. due to this demand we can offer you this unique chance to capture your operation on video. For an inclusive fee of £99+ VAT we will film your operation in itís entirety and provide you with a VHS cassette or one of those new fangled DVD's

Please note: * There is a small (58%) chance that the fertility procedure will leave you with permanent scarring, tissue reduction, weeping puss filled cavities and other rather unpleasant side effects.

** Please be aware that the technology used for these procedures is still in it's infancy, results can sometimes be unpredictable with rather unsightly looking babies being born (see example below) As such, no refunds can be given. *** Price excludes mandatory life insurance charge of £800.

Please consult your physician before making any healthcare decisions or for guidance about a specific medical condition you ignorant twats. The Betty Hubbard Clinic expressly disclaims responsibility, and shall have no liability, for any damages, loss, injury, or liability whatsoever suffered as a result of your misguided reliance on the information contained in this site. The Betty Hubbard Clinic does not endorse specifically any test, treatment, or procedure mentioned on this site. Please send us all your money.

ermaphrodite-4-u The World's only Hermaphrodite fertility Clinic


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