Nutritional
Information per 100g
Energy 1100 kcal - Protein 1.9g - Carbohydrate 25.3g of which
sugars 0.5g - Fat 99.8g of which saturates 99.3g Dietary Fibre 0.01g Salt 20.52g of which Sodium
16g
WARNING
- Doctor Skcollob's
Gunt Sausages may contain various forms of human flesh and
organs, including: Brains, liver, heart, lungs, scrotum,
testicles, bladders, vulva, foreskins, kneecaps, intestines, anal tissue,
vaginal cysts ,
Haemorrhoids plus
powdered bones, unidentified surgery leftovers,
liquid from liposuction
procedures, blood, pubic
hair, gristle,
and sawdust. We cannot guarantee these sausages are 100%
Gunt
NOT SUITABLE FOR VEGETARIANS.
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Spicy Meatballs and Meaty Pizzas.
PLEASE NOTE: We
receive many emails and letters from potential customers
who are concerned that eating our delicious range of
meat products may be considered an act of cannibalism.
You can be rest assured that every* patient who
is operated on at the Betty Hubbard Clinic, or any other
medial facility that we obtain our ingredients from, has
signed a disclaimer that gives us permission to use any
surgery leftovers that go into in any of our tasty
products with their consent. We hope this will put your
mind at ease as you tuck into a yummy Dr. Skcollob
creation.
* We sometimes find it necessary to perform emergency
operations on certain patients due to circumstances
beyond our control. In these situations, surgical waste
is used in our meat products without the express
permission of the individual concerned.
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