Dr.
Skcollob
is probably best known for his pioneering sex change surgery
procedures. He
has performed many successful gender reassignment operations
over the years and continues to be kept very busy with his work.
It was because of this busy schedule that he came up with the
ingenious idea of making tasty meaty products with surgery
leftovers.
Due to the
extraordinary success of his award winning Meaty Surgical
Sausages, meatballs and faggots, Doctor Skcollob decided it was
about time he launched another product that utilises the large
amounts of surgery leftovers that go to waste every year in this
country. With this in mind the Meaty Pizza was developed.
These delicious pizzas are made from the large amounts of
surgery leftovers that are removed from patients at the Betty
Hubbard Clinic and other hospitals every year. They are
guaranteed 100% horse meat free and taste surprisingly delicious
with their yummy spicy tomato sauce base. Why not give the kids a
healthy* teatime treat that is 70% lower in cholesterol and
saturated fat than traditional pizzas.
Choice of delicious toppings – spicy cyst, scrumptious scrotum,
flavoursome Foreskin, luscious liposuction juice stuffed crust, tasty tissue,
Skcollob sausage, meatballs and yummy faggots, plus many more!
Now is your chance to sample the unique taste of these delicious
new pizzas for yourself. We guarantee you will have never
tasted anything like them before!
Just look at what just some of our happy customers say
about our delicious pizzas:
"They have a unique taste; Soft and gooey on the top
with a crunchy base. They
are delicious"
- Ricky Mong
"The kids love them with Skcollob
Meatballs on top" -
Sylvia Slurped
"I found a lucky varicose vein in mine" -
Sid Smashed
"My family love them, but the neighbours do complain
about the smell when I'm cooking them"
- Eileen Vaginismus
Don't miss out on the great taste
of these succulent Pizzas
Get
yours ordered NOW!
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Ingredients:
flour, sawdust, tomato sauce, surgery leftovers.
*Nutritional
Information per 100g
Energy 1100 kcal - Protein 1.9g - Carbohydrate 25.3g of which
sugars 0.5g - Fat 99.8g of which saturates 99.3g Dietary Fibre 0.01g Salt 20.52g of which Sodium
16g
WARNING -
Doctor
Skcollob's Special pizzas are made from surgery leftovers.
They may also contain other forms of human
flesh and organs, including: Brains, liver, heart, lungs,
scrotum, testicles, bladders, vulva, foreskins, kneecaps,
intestines, anal tissue, Haemorrhoids plus
powdered bones, unidentified surgery leftovers,
liquid from liposuction
procedures, blood, pubic
hair, gristle,
and sawdust.
Not suitable for vegetarians or
Children under 18 Months old.
Why not try
Skcollob Sausages, Meatballs and Faggots. Made from 100% Surgical Meat
PLEASE
NOTE:
We receive many emails and letters from potential customers
who are concerned that eating our delicious range of meat
products may be considered an act of cannibalism. You can be
rest assured that every* patient who is operated on
at the Betty Hubbard Clinic, or any other medial facility
that we obtain our ingredients from, has signed a disclaimer
that gives us permission to use any surgery leftovers that
go into in any of our tasty products with their consent. We
hope this will put your mind at ease as you tuck into a
yummy Dr. Skcollob creation.
* We sometimes find it necessary to perform emergency
operations on certain patients due to circumstances beyond
our control. In these situations, surgical waste is used in
our meat products without the express permission of the
individual concerned.
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