*Nutritional
Information per 100g
Energy 1700 kcal - Protein 1.9g - Carbohydrate 25.3g of which
sugars 0.5g - Fat 99.8g of which saturates 99.3g Dietary Fibre 0.01g Salt 20.52g of which Sodium
16g
WARNING -
Doctor
Skcollob's special faggots are made from ovarian cysts. They
may also contain various forms of human
flesh and organs, including: Brains, liver, heart, lungs,
scrotum, testicles, bladders, vulva, foreskins, kneecaps,
intestines, anal tissue, Haemorrhoids plus
powdered bones, unidentified surgery leftovers,
liquid from liposuction
procedures, blood, pubic
hair, gristle,
and sawdust.
Not suitable for vegetarians or
Children under 18 Months old.
Why not try
Skcollob Sausages and Meatballs and Meaty Pizzas. All made from 100% Surgical Meat
PLEASE
NOTE:
We receive many emails and letters from potential customers
who are concerned that eating our delicious range of meat
products may be considered an act of cannibalism. You can be
rest assured that every* patient who is operated on
at the Betty Hubbard Clinic, or any other medial facility
that we obtain our ingredients from, has signed a disclaimer
that gives us permission to use any surgery leftovers that
go into in any of our tasty products with their consent. We
hope this will put your mind at ease as you tuck into a
yummy Dr. Skcollob creation.
* We sometimes find it necessary to perform emergency
operations on certain patients due to circumstances beyond
our control. In these situations, surgical waste is used in
our meat products without the express permission of the
individual concerned.