Dr.
Skcollob
is probably best known for his pioneering sex change surgery
procedures. He
has performed many successful gender reassignment operations
over the years and continues to be kept very busy with his work.
It was because of this busy schedule that he came up with the
ingenious idea of making these tasty sausages with surgery
leftovers.
He realised that so much delicious meat was going to
waste every day, as most of the bits being cut off from patients
were
simply being thrown away in a skip or incinerated, and so his meaty sausage was
born.
These tasty sausages contain only 100% fresh meaty goodness from
various procedures carried out at
The Betty Hubbard Clinic.
Now is your chance to sample the unique taste of these delicious
new sausages for yourself. We guarantee you will have never
tasted anything like them before!
Just look at what just some of our happy customers say:
"Simply
delicious. I eat them every day" -Wez
Vankman, Leeds
"I like em dipped in
gravy. They sure is tasty" -
Victor Mingepole, Bristol
"I found a lucky tooth in
mine" - Fred Wallace, Yorkshire
"They're great on the BBQ
even though the neighbours do complain about the smell" -
Sid Mashed, London
"Me and my kids love them for a
special treat" - Doris Bellend, Scunthorpe
Don't miss out on the great taste of these succulent sausages
Only Skcollob Sausages are made from 100% Surgical Meat.
Get
yours ordered NOW! ORDER HERE
Our dedicated team of surgeons and
chefs prepare a 12.8 kg cyst ready to be made into delicious Skcollob
sausages
Nutritional
Information per 100g
Energy 1100 kcal - Protein 1.9g - Carbohydrate 25.3g of which
sugars 0.5g - Fat 99.8g of which saturates 99.3g Dietary Fibre 0.01g Salt 20.52g of which Sodium
16g
WARNING -
Doctor Skcollob's
Meaty Sausages may contain various forms of human flesh and
organs, including: Brains, liver, heart, lungs, scrotum,
testicles, bladders, vulva, foreskins, kneecaps, intestines, anal tissue,
vaginal cysts ,
Haemorrhoids plus
powdered bones, unidentified surgery leftovers,
liquid from liposuction
procedures, blood, pubic
hair, gristle,
and sawdust.
NOT SUITABLE FOR VEGETARIANS.
Why not
sign up today for Skcollob Sausage Donor Card. Be safe in
the knowledge that after your death your valuable organs
will not be wasted.
Now You can
also try the great new taste of Doctor
Skcollob's Spicy Meatballs, Meaty Pizzas & Gunt Sausages.
PLEASE
NOTE:
We receive many emails and letters from potential customers
who are concerned that eating our delicious range of meat
products may be considered an act of cannibalism. You can be
rest assured that every* patient who is operated on
at the Betty Hubbard Clinic, or any other medial facility
that we obtain our ingredients from, has signed a disclaimer
that gives us permission to use any surgery leftovers that
go into in any of our tasty products with their consent. We
hope this will put your mind at ease as you tuck into a
yummy Dr. Skcollob creation.
* We sometimes find it necessary to perform emergency
operations on certain patients due to circumstances beyond
our control. In these situations, surgical waste is used in
our meat products without the express permission of the
individual concerned.
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