Doctor Skcollob's Meaty Sausages - A new taste sensation!

Doctor Harry Skcollob has over 38 years experience in the medical field and is now the main consultant at The Betty Hubbard Clinic, London. 

Dr. Skcollob is probably best known for his pioneering sex change surgery procedures. He has performed many successful gender reassignment operations over the years and continues to be kept very busy with his work. It was because of this busy schedule that he came up with the ingenious idea of making these tasty sausages with surgery leftovers.

He realised that so much delicious meat was going to waste every day, as most of the bits being cut off from patients were simply being thrown away in a skip or incinerated, and so his meaty sausage was born.

These tasty sausages contain only 100% fresh meaty goodness from various procedures carried out at The Betty Hubbard Clinic.

Now is your chance to sample the unique taste of these delicious new sausages for yourself. We guarantee you will have never tasted anything like them before!

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Just look at what just some of our happy customers say:

"Simply delicious. I eat them every day" -  Wez Vankman, Leeds

"I like em dipped in gravy. They sure is tasty" - Victor Mingepole, Bristol

"I found a lucky tooth in mine" - Fred Wallace, Yorkshire

"They're great on the BBQ even though the neighbours do
complain about the smell" - Sid Mashed, London

"Me and my kids love them for a special treat" - Doris Bellend, Scunthorpe

Nutritional Information per 100g Energy 1100 kcal - Protein 1.9g - Carbohydrate 25.3g of which sugars 0.5g - Fat 99.8g of which saturates 99.3g Dietary Fibre 0.01g Salt 20.52g of which Sodium 16g

WARNING - Doctor Skcollob's Meaty Sausages may contain various forms of human flesh and organs, including: Brains, liver, heart, lungs, scrotum, testicles, bladders, vulva, foreskins, kneecaps, intestines, anal tissue, vaginal cysts , Haemorrhoids plus powdered bones, unidentified surgery leftovers, liquid from liposuction procedures, blood, pubic hair, gristle, and sawdust.
NOT SUITABLE FOR VEGETARIANS. 
 

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Why not sign up today for Skcollob Sausage Donor Card. Be safe in the knowledge that after your death your valuable organs will not be wasted.

 

 Now You can also try the great new taste of Doctor Skcollob's Spicy Meatballs, Meaty Pizzas & Gunt Sausages.

PLEASE NOTE: We receive many emails and letters from potential customers who are concerned that eating our delicious range of meat products may be considered an act of cannibalism. You can be rest assured that every* patient who is operated on at the Betty Hubbard Clinic, or any other medial facility that we obtain our ingredients from, has signed a disclaimer that gives us permission to use any surgery leftovers that go into in any of our tasty products with their consent. We hope this will put your mind at ease as you tuck into a yummy Dr. Skcollob creation.

* We sometimes find it necessary to perform emergency operations on certain patients due to circumstances beyond our control. In these situations, surgical waste is used in our meat products without the express permission of the individual concerned.

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Manufactured in the Far East for the Betty Hubbard Clinic Ltd.
made from 100% Surgical meat

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