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The Betty Hubbard Clinic – Penis Enlargement Pills

We are very proud of the fact that we have developed a diverse range of products and services over the years and have been at the forefront of technical innovation since 1903 when we pioneered the first Sex-Change operation.  

These new specially formulised pills are the ONLY medication of their kind guaranteed to work with 100% efficiency, or your money back**. Now you can grow at least 6 inches of solid manhood, safe in the knowledge you’ll be satisfying even the most demanding of women!

Any woman that says penis size is not an issue in the bedroom department is lying. When one hundred men were surveyed as to what part of their body they would most like to change, 98% said the size of their Penis! This is why, after many years of painstaking research* and experimentation, Doctor Skcollob and our team of research professionals here at The Betty Hubbard Clinic developed our most advanced product ever – Expand-o-Max Penis Enlargement Pills. 

Order yours today and be the man you want to be.


Increased Length and Girth

Completely safe to use*
Harder, stronger erections
High Quality Product
Guaranteed results or a full refund**
Patented technology



Just look at what just some of our happy customers say:

My Bellend swelled up like a balloon my wife just couldn’t take it, all my friends call me donkey boy now”  
  Max Gland,  Brighton  







"I was hung like a Chinese dormouse before taking Expand-o-Max pills, now I’m the talk of the Town"
 - Hector Mingepole, Bristol
To be honest I think these pills work too well. When I’m lying in bed my dick is hanging out of the side of the duvet and touching the floor
- Sid Mashed, London
I aint too clever but Doctor Skcollob told me to spend my life savings on a ten year supply of these pills, so I did. They is well good"
- Gary Bellend, Scunthorpe


Ingredients: Maze starch, bleach, industrial alcohol, horse urine, pig semen, rat blood, Sodium Hydroxide, Beaver anal glands, Fish bladder, Aborted foetal cells, artificial colours, Concentrated Testosterone, Human womb lining, hetroclox99, homocell256, Gaybenderlox, elasteen251,Virgin’s tears, mercury, Strontium 192, oestrogen, faecal matter, Dihydroxyacetone, Propylene Glycol, Erythrulose, Decyl Glucoside, Methyl Gluceth-20, Isocetheth-20, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Phenoxythanol, Methynastlparaben, Petroleum spirit, sawdust, Chlorine trifluoride, Sugar.

 *No actual research was carried out  **No refunds
Warning: Prolonged use may cause Testicular cancer, extreme swelling, blood poisoning and gangrene.

Take a look at the other products and services offered by The Betty Hubbard Clinic.

Felch Pump
Special Services
Bukkake Blaster
Our special cruise offer
Sex Change
FelchMaster - 3000
Body Part Donation

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