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Technologically advanced award winning products and services brought
to you by the World famous
Doctor Skcollob and
The Betty Hubbard
Clinic.
For
many years Doctor Skcollob and The Betty Hubbard Clinic have been at
the forefront of cutting-edge medical product design and services.
Since 1903 we have strived to bring you the most unique and innovative
products possible.
We are proud to showcase these amazing products here in one portal
for the first time ever.
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Products,
Services and Foods
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Miracle Health
Tonic
From
the common cold to full-blown AIDS, only Doctor Skcollob’s Miracle
Health Tonic is guarantee to cure 98% of all know diseases.This brand new tonic formula sensation has taken the medical world
by storm. Now it's your chance to try this marvel of medicine
yourself as we offer it to you for the unbelievable introductory
price of
only £29.99 per bottle.
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Felch pump
Ever
had the situation where a gerbil or other small rodent has
become lodged in an inconvenient, uncomfortable or embarrassing
place, and even a plumbers mate won’t budge the little blighter?
What you need is the patented Pneumatic Felch Pump guaranteed to
shift any solid or liquid mass that is blocking progress. Buy
one today and shove it up your arse
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digi-sniff
DIGI-SNIFF the Pre-Oral Vaginal Odour Analyzer is a powerful
mini-computer, cleverly disguised as a digital watch. Alter being
put through years of rigid testing aboard Tuna Boats, Land
Fills, Sushi Kitchens and in Convalescent Homes around the world, DIGI-SNIFF
passed the test and has come out smelling like a rose.
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Felchmaster
3000
The need for a more modern Felching device has been apparent for a
long time; we've had many requests over the years for a more
powerful appliance with a potent non manual action. After many years
of research by our in-house development team and with the assistance
of the world renowned Doctor Skcollob the FelchMaster - 3000 was
born.
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Knob-o-Matic
The Knob-o-matic is the World’s
first true Penis enlargement system. With Just one simple
injection you can dramatically increase the size of your Penis
by up to 50%. The treatments are carried out using a syringe
filled with various animal fats, silicone, and our very own
secret Ingredient.
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“I've been a big fan of The
Betty Hubbard Clinic and Dr Skcollob for many years since receiving
a Felch Pump for my eighteenth Birthday. I also regularly give blood
to be made into black puddings.”
Alf Vankfast, London |
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MARP
The patented MARP is a technologically advanced plug type device
which is sewn permanently in place into your anal cavity, by our
own trained surgeons at the Betty Hubbard Clinic. If you prefer
the device can also be fitted in the comfort and privacy of your own home. The MARP
uses a unique one-way Gas-Vent™ non-drip valve so your own body gases and solids are
easily passed out of your system, but nothing can enter into it,
so you are kept 100% safe all of the time.
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Bukkake Blaster
The new
Bukkake Blaster™ is the first product of it's type in the World.
Designed and manufactured in Japan exclusively for The Betty
Hubbard Clinic. Just think of all the great fun you can have
with this great new toy. These are great fun at parties,
weddings, orgies, Dogging, School reunions, BBQ'S etc. With it's
powerful 200psi pressure system it allows you to shoot your man
muck over thirty feet. This award winning high performance spunk
squirter is unique to us, you will not find these for sale
anywhere else.
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Hermaphrodite
4-u
Thanks to
years of research at the Betty Hubbard Clinic it is now possible
to make your dream come true. Imagine the look on your friends
faces, they wont believe the fact that you have a unique and
wonderful child. We are the only clinic in the world to offer
this procedure. Using specially created genetic engineering and
specialist cloning techniques, our aim is to provide you with a
comprehensive and flexible service of the highest standard using
the latest fertility techniques and minimal invasive
gynaecological surgery
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Expand-o-Max Penis
pills
Any woman that says penis
size is not an issue in the bedroom department is lying. When
one hundred men were surveyed as to what part of their body they
would most like to change, 98% said the size of their Penis!
This is why, after many years of painstaking research* and
experimentation,
Doctor Skcollob
and our
team of research professionals here at
The Betty Hubbard Clinic
developed our most advanced product ever – Expand-o-Max Penis
Enlargement Pills
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Gutbuster
Slimming Pills
Gutbuster™ is
a totally new type of slimming product that is guaranteed to
work for anybody with any weight problem. By taking just one
months supply of 100 capsules you can loose up to 200% of your
body fat FOREVER!.
Gutbuster™ dramatically reduces the effects of all those pies,
cakes and chocolate bars that most overweight people love
stuffing their faces with. No other product in the history of
the weight-loss industry has ever been shown to yield such
remarkable fat-loss results.
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“I’m back on the dating scene now that the Miracle
Health Tonic has managed to clear up my Super-gonorrhoea”
Jimmy Muck, Manchester
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Lard-o-Matic
Thanks to an
amazing scientific discovery, and many years of intensive
research by top scientists at the Betty Hubbard Clinic, Lard-o-matic
2000 is now a simple, safe and cost effective means of adding
local areas of fat to most parts of the body.
The treatments can be carried out in the caring atmosphere of
the Betty Hubbard Clinic, or if you prefer the the implants can
be carried out safely and easily in the comfort of your own
home.
Now Lard-o-matic 2000 makes it easy to inject large amounts of
fat into most areas of the body.
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Anti-Nag
Introducing Dr. Felcher's Anti-Nag
Spray. fast
acting relief from constant oral abuse, pestering, general annoyance
and badgering.
Dr.
Felcher’s Anti-Nag spray contains a unique patented chemical cocktail
which guarantees long lasting, effective protection against constant
oral abuse. It's so good it even works on
feminists!
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Smeg-Gone
The Bell End
Cheese Grater!
Banish those 'Bell whiff' blues
Yes Chaps, now you can remove that pungent 'Penis Parmesan' with
this revolutionary new Helmet Cheese remover, only available
from the The Betty Hubbard Clinic. Say goodbye to Phallic fungi
and Gorgonzola. It's goodbye Bell-end Brie, hello Foreskin
freshness!
Now you can have the confidence to pull your knob out anywhere
and show it to the Ladies knowing that the Cheesy Chopper aroma
has gone for good.
Smeg-Gone - For when scrubbing simply wont shift it!
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Clitorox
The Brand New
Product for The Woman of Today. Clitorox has been developed by
top scientists
at the Betty Hubbard Clinic.
There's nothing worse than a stinky Vagina, and a Lady's love
tunnel can get just that way if it's neglected. But the fairer
sex need not fluster, because now there's Clitorox, the first
industrial strength douche.
Clitorox keeps the Pussy prim and proper, killing all known
bacteria. Just one application each day keeps your Pussy clean
and fresh.
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P-Test 200
In this high
tech age in which we live, the concept of the pregnancy tester
seems somewhat outdated. Sure it can pretty much inform you,
with some accuracy whether you're pregnant or not but that's
about it. Promiscuity is rife these days so women need to know
not just the fact that they may be pregnant or not but also if
the father of their child is harbouring anything particularly
nasty in their groins.
This is why The Betty Hubbard Clinic and Doctor Skcollob decided
to develop their own special device, the P-TEST 200 to not only
inform you if you are pregnant or not but also to tell you if
the father of your child has any sexually transmitted diseases,
including: AIDS, Gonorrhoea, Syphilis, Chlamydia, Hepatitis, and
many others
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“Thanks
to Anti-Nag spray my bitch of a wife now knows her fucking place”
Hector Mingepole, Bristol |
Betty Hubbard
Cruise
The
Betty Hubbard Cruise Company™ proudly present a once in a lifetime opportunity to set sail on that luxury perverse cruise you've always dreamed of, as we invite you to board our magnificently converted factory ship
the 'Pearl Necklace' for her maiden voyage of the North Sea discovering new Worlds of perversity.
This one-off cruise is designed for the Bachelor or the married man who can slip away from the Wife and kids for ten days. The fun starts as soon as you step onboard, our all Female crew are completely topless!, you're guaranteed a really great time. |
Blood Donation
Now you can
make a real difference to hungry people all over the World
thanks to an incredible new service from Doctor Skcollob and The
Betty Hubbard Clinic.After many months of research and tests, Doctor Skcollob and his
dedicated team of professionals came up with a brand new
service: The Betty Hubbard Clinic Blood Donation Service. This
fantastic new service lets anyone donate their surplus blood to
be made into tasty inexpensive Black Puddings and other meat
products to feed the growing number of hungry people all over
the world, who would not normally be able to afford a decent
meal.
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Body part
donation
Now you can
make a real difference to hungry people all over the World
thanks to an incredible new service from Doctor Skcollob and The
Betty Hubbard Clinic.
These days obesity is at truly epidemic proportions and it’s a
situation we want to see eradicated from society. Because of
this growing problem, Doctor Skcollob and his dedicated team of
professionals came up with a brand new service: The Betty
Hubbard Clinic - Body Parts Donation Service.This fantastic new service lets severely overweight
people donate parts of their unsightly bodies to be
made into inexpensive tasty meat products to feed
the growing number of hungry people all over the
world who would not normally be able to afford a
decent meal.
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Special
Services
Why not
treat yourself to one or maybe several of our very special
services
You can now indulge your perverted fantasies in any one of
our seven new premium V.l.P. services for only £250 per
session.
We also have a range of other services available at extra
cost: Bestiality,
Chyme injections by urethral catheter, Necrophilia. Urine
therapy, Autoerotic Asphyxia. and many many more!
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Circus and Freak
Show
Welcome to the exciting world of
circus. Doctor Skcollob is proud to present the most perverted
circus show on earth. Doctor Skcollob's Amazing Circus is packed
with a fantastic combination of perverse sexual acts, animals
and many other unique performances. Our remarkable artistes
bring you an exciting mix of acrobatics and sexual feats. There
are performing animals and many other acts such as clowns etc to
keep you entertained and astonished.
The performances and acts in this show have to be seen to be
believed. See the astonishing sights of Bertha the Porker on the
tightrope, Jerko the clown, The Flying Trannies, The Bukkake
Blaster Girls and not forgetting the sight of The Felch Queen
Dancers, plus; performing elephants, lions, tigers and many
other animals.
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“I never
go on a date without wearing my trusty Digi-Sniff as there are some
real dirty bitches out there. This thing has got me out of trouble
on many occasions.”
Gary Bellend -
Scunthorpe |
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Sausages
Doctor
Skcollob came up with the ingenious idea of making these
tasty sausages with surgery leftovers. He realised that so much delicious meat was going to
waste every day, as most of the bits being cut off from patients
were
simply being thrown away in a skip or incinerated, and so his
Gunt sausage was
born.
These tasty sausages contain only 100% fresh meaty goodness from
Gunt reducing procedures
carried out at
The Betty Hubbard Clinic. These scrumptious sausages are made
from freshly minced gunts and finely chopped herbs.
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Meatballs
Due to the extraordinary success of his award winning
Meaty Sausages Doctor Skcollob decided it was about time he launched another product
that utilises the large amounts of surgery leftovers that go to
waste every year in this country. With this in mind the Special
Spicy Meatball was developed.
These delicious meatballs are made from the large amounts of
cysts that are removed from patients at the Betty Hubbard
Clinic and other hospitals every year. They are guaranteed
100% horse meat free and taste surprisingly delicious in
their yummy spicy sauce. Why not give the kids a healthy*
teatime treat that is 70% lower in cholesterol and saturated
fat than traditional beef meatballs.
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Pizzas
Due
to the extraordinary success of his award winning Meaty Surgical
Sausages, meatballs and faggots, Doctor Skcollob decided it was
about time he launched another product that utilises the large
amounts of surgery leftovers that go to waste every year in this
country. With this in mind the Meaty Pizza was developed.
These delicious pizzas are made from the large amounts of
surgery leftovers that are removed from patients at the Betty
Hubbard Clinic and other hospitals every year. They are
guaranteed 100% horse meat free and taste surprisingly delicious
with their yummy spicy tomato sauce base. Why not give the kids
a healthy* teatime treat that is 70% lower in cholesterol and
saturated fat than traditional pizzas.
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Faggots
Due to the extraordinary success of his award winning
Meaty Sausages Doctor
Skcollob decided it was about time he launched another product
that utilises the large amounts of surgery leftovers that go to
waste every year in this country. With this in mind the special
faggot was born
These delicious faggots are made from the large amounts of
surgery leftovers that are removed from patients at the Betty
Hubbard Clinic and other hospitals every year. They are
guaranteed 100% horse meat free and taste surprisingly delicious
in their yummy extra thick gravy. Why not give the kids a
healthy* teatime treat that is 70% lower in cholesterol and
saturated fat than traditional meat products.
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Gunt & Herb Sausages
Dr.
Skcollob is probably best known for his pioneering sex change
surgery procedures. He has performed many successful gender
reassignment operations over the years and continues to be kept
very busy with his work. It was because of this busy schedule
that he came up with the ingenious idea of making these tasty
sausages with surgery leftovers. He realised that so much
delicious meat was going to waste every day, as most of the bits
being cut off from patients were simply being thrown away in a
skip or incinerated, and so his Gunt sausage was born.
These tasty sausages contain only 100% fresh meaty goodness from
Gunt reducing procedures carried out at The Betty Hubbard
Clinic. These scrumptious sausages are made from freshly minced
gunts and finely chopped herbs. Oh so simple, but oh so
delicious.
Now is your chance to sample the unique taste of these delicious
new sausages for yourself.
We guarantee you will have never tasted anything like them
before!
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“I
used to weight almost 600 pounds, but thanks to
Doctor Skcollob
and
the skilled surgeons at the
Betty Hubbard Clinic I lost most of my
unsightly flab. Also, the fat they sliced off me went to feed a
group of homeless people.”
Betty Smork - Brighton |
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Skcollob and The Betty Hubbard Clinic has just been launched
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Please consult your
physician before making any healthcare decisions or for guidance
about a specific medical condition you ignorant twats. The Betty
Hubbard Clinic expressly disclaims responsibility, and shall have
no liability, for any damages, loss, injury, or liability
whatsoever suffered as a result of your misguided reliance on the
information contained in this site. The Betty Hubbard Clinic does
not endorse specifically any test, treatment, foodstuff, product or procedure
mentioned on this site. Please consult your doctor before taking
any untested or unlicensed medication.Please send us all your money.
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