Technologically advanced award winning products and services brought to you by the World famous Doctor Skcollob and The Betty Hubbard Clinic.

For many years Doctor Skcollob and The Betty Hubbard Clinic have been at the forefront of cutting-edge medical product design and services.
 Since 1903 we have strived to bring you the most unique and innovative products possible.

We are proud to showcase these amazing products here in one portal for the first time ever.
 

 

 


 

 

 


Products, Services and Foods

   
 
Miracle Health Tonic

From the common cold to full-blown AIDS, only Doctor Skcollob’s Miracle Health Tonic is guarantee to cure 98% of all know diseases.This brand new tonic formula sensation has taken the medical world by storm. Now it's your chance to try this marvel of medicine yourself as we offer it to you for the unbelievable introductory price of only £29.99 per bottle.


Felch pump

Ever had the situation where a gerbil or other small rodent has become lodged in an inconvenient, uncomfortable or embarrassing place, and even a plumbers mate won’t budge the little blighter? What you need is the patented Pneumatic Felch Pump guaranteed to shift any solid or liquid mass that is blocking progress. Buy one today and shove it up your arse

 


digi-sniff

 

DIGI-SNIFF the Pre-Oral Vaginal Odour Analyzer is a powerful mini-computer, cleverly disguised as a digital watch. Alter being put through years of rigid testing aboard Tuna Boats, Land Fills, Sushi Kitchens and in Convalescent Homes around the world, DIGI-SNIFF passed the test and has come out smelling like a rose.
 

 

 

 


Felchmaster 3000



The need for a more modern Felching device has been apparent for a long time; we've had many requests over the years for a more powerful appliance with a potent non manual action. After many years of research by our in-house development team and with the assistance of the world renowned Doctor Skcollob the FelchMaster - 3000 was born.






 


Knob-o-Matic
 

The Knob-o-matic is the World’s first true Penis enlargement system. With Just one simple injection you can dramatically increase the size of your Penis by up to 50%. The treatments are carried out using a syringe filled with various animal fats, silicone, and our very own secret Ingredient.
 


 


 

 


 

 

 

 

 
             
 

 
 

 
“I've been a big fan of The Betty Hubbard Clinic and Dr Skcollob for many years since receiving a Felch Pump for my eighteenth Birthday. I also regularly give blood to be made into black puddings.”
Alf Vankfast, London

 

MARP

male anti rape plug

The patented MARP is a technologically advanced plug type device which is sewn permanently in place into your anal cavity, by our own trained surgeons at the Betty Hubbard Clinic. If you prefer the device can also be fitted in the comfort and privacy of your own home. The MARP uses a unique one-way Gas-Vent™ non-drip valve so your own body gases and solids are easily passed out of your system, but nothing can enter into it, so you are kept 100% safe all of the time.


Bukkake Blaster

The new Bukkake Blaster™ is the first product of it's type in the World. Designed and manufactured in Japan exclusively for The Betty Hubbard Clinic. Just think of all the great fun you can have with this great new toy. These are great fun at parties, weddings, orgies, Dogging, School reunions, BBQ'S etc. With it's powerful 200psi pressure system it allows you to shoot your man muck over thirty feet. This award winning high performance spunk squirter is unique to us, you will not find these for sale anywhere else.


Hermaphrodite 4-u

Thanks to years of research at the Betty Hubbard Clinic it is now possible to make your dream come true. Imagine the look on your friends faces, they wont believe the fact that you have a unique and wonderful child. We are the only clinic in the world to offer this procedure. Using specially created genetic engineering and specialist cloning techniques, our aim is to provide you with a comprehensive and flexible service of the highest standard using the latest fertility techniques and minimal invasive gynaecological surgery


Expand-o-Max Penis pills

Any woman that says penis size is not an issue in the bedroom department is lying. When one hundred men were surveyed as to what part of their body they would most like to change, 98% said the size of their Penis! This is why, after many years of painstaking research* and experimentation, Doctor Skcollob and our team of research professionals here at The Betty Hubbard Clinic developed our most advanced product ever – Expand-o-Max Penis Enlargement Pills


Gutbuster Slimming Pills

Gutbuster™ is a totally new type of slimming product that is guaranteed to work for anybody with any weight problem. By taking just one months supply of 100 capsules you can loose up to 200% of your body fat FOREVER!.

Gutbuster™ dramatically reduces the effects of all those pies, cakes and chocolate bars that most overweight people love stuffing their faces with. No other product in the history of the weight-loss industry has ever been shown to yield such remarkable fat-loss results.

 

               
 
 


“I’m back on the dating scene now that the Miracle Health Tonic has managed to clear up my Super-gonorrhoea”

Jimmy Muck, Manchester

 

Lard-o-Matic

Thanks to an amazing scientific discovery, and many years of intensive research by top scientists at the Betty Hubbard Clinic, Lard-o-matic 2000 is now a simple, safe and cost effective means of adding local areas of fat to most parts of the body.
The treatments can be carried out in the caring atmosphere of the Betty Hubbard Clinic, or if you prefer the the implants can be carried out safely and easily in the comfort of your own home.
Now Lard-o-matic 2000 makes it easy to inject large amounts of fat into most areas of the body.


Anti-Nag

Introducing Dr. Felcher's Anti-Nag Spray. fast acting relief from constant oral abuse, pestering, general annoyance and badgering.

Dr. Felcher’s Anti-Nag spray contains a unique patented chemical cocktail which guarantees long lasting, effective protection against constant oral abuse. It's so good it even works on feminists!

 

 

 

 


Smeg-Gone

The Bell End Cheese Grater!
Banish those 'Bell whiff' blues
Yes Chaps, now you can remove that pungent 'Penis Parmesan' with this revolutionary new Helmet Cheese remover, only available from the The Betty Hubbard Clinic. Say goodbye to Phallic fungi and Gorgonzola. It's goodbye Bell-end Brie, hello Foreskin freshness!
Now you can have the confidence to pull your knob out anywhere and show it to the Ladies knowing that the Cheesy Chopper aroma has gone for good.
Smeg-Gone - For when scrubbing simply wont shift it!


Clitorox

The Brand New Product for The Woman of Today. Clitorox has been developed by top scientists
at the Betty Hubbard Clinic.

There's nothing worse than a stinky Vagina, and a Lady's love tunnel can get just that way if it's neglected. But the fairer sex need not fluster, because now there's Clitorox, the first industrial strength douche.

Clitorox keeps the Pussy prim and proper, killing all known bacteria. Just one application each day keeps your Pussy clean and fresh.


P-Test 200

In this high tech age in which we live, the concept of the pregnancy tester seems somewhat outdated. Sure it can pretty much inform you, with some accuracy whether you're pregnant or not but that's about it. Promiscuity is rife these days so women need to know not just the fact that they may be pregnant or not but also if the father of their child is harbouring anything particularly nasty in their groins.

This is why The Betty Hubbard Clinic and Doctor Skcollob decided to develop their own special device, the P-TEST 200 to not only inform you if you are pregnant or not but also to tell you if the father of your child has any sexually transmitted diseases, including: AIDS, Gonorrhoea, Syphilis, Chlamydia, Hepatitis, and many others

 
 
 

“Thanks to Anti-Nag spray my bitch of a wife now knows her fucking place”
Hector Mingepole, Bristol


Betty Hubbard Cruise

The Betty Hubbard Cruise Company™ proudly present a once in a lifetime opportunity to set sail on that luxury perverse cruise you've always dreamed of, as we invite you to board our magnificently converted factory ship the 'Pearl Necklace' for her maiden voyage of the North Sea discovering new Worlds of perversity. This one-off cruise is designed for the Bachelor or the married man who can slip away from the Wife and kids for ten days. The fun starts as soon as you step onboard, our all Female crew are completely topless!, you're guaranteed a really great time.


Blood Donation

Now you can make a real difference to hungry people all over the World thanks to an incredible new service from Doctor Skcollob and The Betty Hubbard Clinic.After many months of research and tests, Doctor Skcollob and his dedicated team of professionals came up with a brand new service: The Betty Hubbard Clinic Blood Donation Service. This fantastic new service lets anyone donate their surplus blood to be made into tasty inexpensive Black Puddings and other meat products to feed the growing number of hungry people all over the world, who would not normally be able to afford a decent meal.


Body part donation

Now you can make a real difference to hungry people all over the World thanks to an incredible new service from Doctor Skcollob and The Betty Hubbard Clinic. These days obesity is at truly epidemic proportions and it’s a situation we want to see eradicated from society. Because of this growing problem, Doctor Skcollob and his dedicated team of professionals came up with a brand new service: The Betty Hubbard Clinic - Body Parts Donation Service.This fantastic new service lets severely overweight people donate parts of their unsightly bodies to be made into inexpensive tasty meat products to feed the growing number of hungry people all over the world who would not normally be able to afford a decent meal.


Special Services

Why not treat yourself to one or maybe several of our very special services You can now indulge your perverted fantasies in any one of our seven new premium V.l.P. services for only £250 per session.

We also have a range of other services available at extra cost: Bestiality, Chyme injections by urethral catheter, Necrophilia. Urine therapy, Autoerotic Asphyxia. and many many more!


Circus and Freak Show
 

Welcome to the exciting world of circus. Doctor Skcollob is proud to present the most perverted circus show on earth. Doctor Skcollob's Amazing Circus is packed with a fantastic combination of perverse sexual acts, animals and many other unique performances. Our remarkable artistes bring you an exciting mix of acrobatics and sexual feats. There are performing animals and many other acts such as clowns etc to keep you entertained and astonished.

The performances and acts in this show have to be seen to be believed. See the astonishing sights of Bertha the Porker on the tightrope, Jerko the clown, The Flying Trannies, The Bukkake Blaster Girls and not forgetting the sight of The Felch Queen Dancers, plus; performing elephants, lions, tigers and many other animals.

 

 

“I never go on a date without wearing my trusty Digi-Sniff as there are some real dirty bitches out there. This thing has got me out of trouble on many occasions.”
Gary Bellend -
Scunthorpe

 

Sausages

Doctor Skcollob  came up with the ingenious idea of making these tasty sausages with surgery leftovers. He realised that so much delicious meat was going to waste every day, as most of the bits being cut off from patients were simply being thrown away in a skip or incinerated, and so his Gunt sausage was born.

These tasty sausages contain only 100% fresh meaty goodness from
Gunt reducing procedures carried out at The Betty Hubbard Clinic. These scrumptious sausages are made from freshly minced gunts and finely chopped herbs.


Meatballs

Due to the extraordinary success of his award winning Meaty Sausages Doctor Skcollob decided it was about time he launched another product that utilises the large amounts of surgery leftovers that go to waste every year in this country. With this in mind the Special Spicy Meatball was developed.

These delicious meatballs are made from the large amounts of cysts that are removed from patients at the Betty Hubbard Clinic and other hospitals every year. They are guaranteed 100% horse meat free and taste surprisingly delicious in their yummy spicy sauce. Why not give the kids a healthy* teatime treat that is 70% lower in cholesterol and saturated fat than traditional beef meatballs.


Pizzas

Due to the extraordinary success of his award winning Meaty Surgical Sausages, meatballs and faggots, Doctor Skcollob decided it was about time he launched another product that utilises the large amounts of surgery leftovers that go to waste every year in this country. With this in mind the Meaty Pizza was developed.

These delicious pizzas are made from the large amounts of surgery leftovers that are removed from patients at the Betty Hubbard Clinic and other hospitals every year. They are guaranteed 100% horse meat free and taste surprisingly delicious with their yummy spicy tomato sauce base. Why not give the kids a healthy* teatime treat that is 70% lower in cholesterol and saturated fat than traditional pizzas.


Faggots

Due to the extraordinary success of his award winning Meaty Sausages Doctor Skcollob decided it was about time he launched another product that utilises the large amounts of surgery leftovers that go to waste every year in this country. With this in mind the special faggot was born

These delicious faggots are made from the large amounts of surgery leftovers that are removed from patients at the Betty Hubbard Clinic and other hospitals every year. They are guaranteed 100% horse meat free and taste surprisingly delicious in their yummy extra thick gravy. Why not give the kids a healthy* teatime treat that is 70% lower in cholesterol and saturated fat than traditional meat products.

 


Gunt & Herb Sausages

Dr. Skcollob is probably best known for his pioneering sex change surgery procedures. He has performed many successful gender reassignment operations over the years and continues to be kept very busy with his work. It was because of this busy schedule that he came up with the ingenious idea of making these tasty sausages with surgery leftovers. He realised that so much delicious meat was going to waste every day, as most of the bits being cut off from patients were simply being thrown away in a skip or incinerated, and so his Gunt sausage was born.

These tasty sausages contain only 100% fresh meaty goodness from Gunt reducing procedures carried out at The Betty Hubbard Clinic. These scrumptious sausages are made from freshly minced gunts and finely chopped herbs. Oh so simple, but oh so delicious.

Now is your chance to sample the unique taste of these delicious new sausages for yourself.
We guarantee you will have never tasted anything like them before!

   
 

“I used to weight almost 600 pounds, but thanks to Doctor Skcollob and the skilled surgeons at the Betty Hubbard Clinic I lost most of my unsightly flab. Also, the fat they sliced off me went to feed a group of homeless people.”
Betty Smork - Brighton

 
 

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