We also supply (at extra cost) specially developed, oversized rubber knickers to help contain any liquid waste that is passed out of your body whilst the Foetus-B-Gone pills take effect. These special undergarments also come with a separate, sealable plastic bag and pre-paid address label if you wish to send the effluent to us, to be made into Skcollob Sausages and other tasty food products.
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These days unwanted pregnancies are a big problem for society as teenage promiscuity is at endemic proportions, but there are many other situations where a pregnant woman may be in the unavoidable position of having to terminate their unwanted pregnancy right up to a time period of eight months.Perhaps you’re an angry father who has just found out that his wayward teenage daughter has been up to no-good with the local lothario or a middle aged, heavily pregnant woman who has suddenly realised that having yet another baby would be a terrible mistake and a burden on society. If this is the case, then Foetus-B-Gone is for you.Developed after many weeks of research by Doctor Skcollob and The Betty Hubbard Clinic, Foetus-B-Gone is the only termination pill of its type in the World that can be safely and reliably used to terminate your unwanted pregnancy up to a period of eight months. By taking just one*, easily swallowed pill, your unwanted foetus is gently dissolved within your womb, where it is gradually and painlessly passed out of your body within a period of approximately 12 hours. The resulting liquid waste product can either be discreetly flushed down the toilet or alternatively; bulkier amounts of waste can be bagged-up and sent to us here at the Betty Hubbard Clinic to be made into tasty Skcollobsausages.
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Suggested dosage for length of pregnancy
0 - 2 Months 1 pill
2 - 5 Months 2 pills
5 - or more Months 3 pills
A double dose of pills is recommended for women expecting twins.
Ingredients - Maze starch, Bleach, Industrial alcohol, Horse urine, Pig semen, Rat blood, Sodium Hydroxide, Beaver anal glands, Fish bladder, Aborted foetal cells, Artificial colours, Concentrated Testosterone, Hetroclox99, Homocell256, Gaybenderlox, elasteen251,Virgins’ tears, mercury, Strontium 192, oestrogen, faecal matter, Chlorine Trifluoride, Caustic Soda, Gin, Anti-caking agent, Lemon juice, Sugar.Warning - This product may cause heavy internal bleeding, memory loss, excessive flatulence, diarrhoea and many, yet unknown side-effects. Do not take more than five pills in any 24 hour period as this may cause serious health problems such as death. Please consult your doctor before taking any untested or unlicensed medication.
Please consult your physician before making any healthcare decisions or for guidance about a specific medical condition you ignorant twats. The Betty Hubbard Clinic expressly disclaims responsibility, and shall have no liability, for any damages, loss, injury, or liability whatsoever suffered as a result of your misguided reliance on the information contained in this site. The Betty Hubbard Clinic does not endorse specifically any test, treatment, product or procedure mentioned on this site. Please send us all your money.
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At only £29.99 for a single pill* we believe this is a small price to pay for your total peace of mind.