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These days unwanted pregnancies are a big problem for society as teenage promiscuity is at endemic proportions, but
there are many other situations where a pregnant woman may be in the unavoidable position of having to terminate their
unwanted pregnancy right up to a time period of eight months.
Perhaps you’re an angry father who has just found out that his wayward teenage daughter has been up to no-good with the local
lothario or a middle aged, heavily pregnant woman who has suddenly realised that having yet another baby would be a terrible
mistake and a burden on society. If this is the case, then Foetus-B-Gone is for you.
Developed after many weeks of research by Doctor Skcollob and The Betty Hubbard Clinic, Foetus-B-Gone is the only termination
pill of its type in the World that can be safely and reliably used to terminate your unwanted pregnancy up to a period of eight
months. By taking just one*, easily swallowed pill, your unwanted foetus is gently dissolved within your womb, where it is gradually
and painlessly passed out of your body within a period of approximately 12 hours. The resulting liquid waste product can either be
discreetly flushed down the toilet or alternatively; bulkier amounts of waste can be bagged-up and sent to us here at the Betty
Hubbard Clinic to be made into tasty Skcollob sausages.
Take a look at these great features:
Can safety be used for pregnancies of up to 8 Months.
Guaranteed results in only 12 hours.
Legal in most Countries.
Recommended by the UK Medical Association.
Quick and easy to use.
100% efficient
Suggested dosage for length of pregnancy
0 - 2 Months 1 pill
2 - 5 Months 2 pills
5 - or more Months 3 pills
A double dose of pills is recommended for women expecting twins.
Ingredients - Maze starch, Bleach, Industrial alcohol, Horse urine, Pig semen, Rat blood, Sodium Hydroxide, Beaver anal glands,
Fish bladder, Aborted foetal cells, Artificial colours, Concentrated Testosterone, Hetroclox99, Homocell256, Gaybenderlox,
elasteen251,Virgins’ tears, mercury, Strontium 192, oestrogen, faecal matter, Chlorine Trifluoride, Caustic Soda, Gin, Anti-caking
agent, Lemon juice, Sugar.
Warning - This product may cause heavy internal bleeding, memory loss, excessive flatulence, diarrhoea and many, yet unknown
side-effects. Do not take more than five pills in any 24 hour period as this may cause serious health problems such as death.
Please consult your doctor before taking any untested or unlicensed medication.
Please consult your physician before making any healthcare decisions or for guidance about a specific medical condition you ignorant twats.
The Betty Hubbard Clinic expressly disclaims responsibility, and shall have no liability, for any damages, loss, injury, or liability whatsoever suffered as a result of
your misguided reliance on the information contained in this site. The Betty Hubbard Clinic does not endorse specifically any test,
treatment, product or procedure mentioned on this site. Please send us all your money.
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At only £29.99 for a single pill* we believe this is a small price to pay for your total peace of mind.