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 41, Fourtney Mews, off Germain street, London WC1 TA4
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The Betty Hubbard Clinic
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Welcome to the Betty Hubbard Clinic Bio-Science Laboratories website. From Felch Pumps to faggots our scientific expertise has helped us be the number one company in our field. We are very proud of the fact that we have developed a diverse range of products and services over the years and have been at the forefront of technical innovation since 1903 - That's an amazing 116 years of excellence! We were the first clinic in the world to perfect the Sex Change procedure, when in 1928 Lady Hubbard carried out the first successful Sex change Operation on a Homosexual Chimpanzee called Ladyboy. sadly as this pioneering surgery was still in it's infancy the Chimp only lived for three days. After many more months of experimentation on various other primates and desperate Humans, by Lady Hubbard and her colleagues, the sex change operation as we know it today was perfected. Here at the Betty Hubbard Clinic we have always strived to offer our services to the highest standard. Whether you require a full-blown Sex Change procedure or just a simple MARP Fitting; we are here to meet your every need. We offer many, award medical procedures and products that are totally unique to the industry. Here are a few of the services and products we offer:
“I just love my Bukkake Blaster; unfortunately it didn’t go down too well at my friend’s wedding“
“I’m back on the dating scene now that The Miracle Health Tonic managed to clear up my Super- gonorrhoea” “I never go on a date without wearing my trusty Digi-Sniff. There are some real dirty bitches out there. This thing has got me out of trouble on many occasions“ FelchMaster - 3000 Anti-Nag Spray
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“I would not hesitate to recommend the cruise. I got totally fucked out of my brain. I can’t remember much but I do know I’ll be back!“ “I used to weight 600 pounds, but thanks to Doctor Skcollob and the skilled surgeons at the Betty Hubbard Clinic I lost most of my unsightly flab. The fat they sliced off me went to feed a group of homeless people
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All Operations performed by non-Qualified, semi-skilled Surgeons, Life Insurance not included (£800) extra. We take no responsibility for loss of life or injury resulting from any of our services. Please consult your physician before making any healthcare decisions or for guidance about a specific medical condition you stupid cunts. The Betty Hubbard Clinic expressly disclaims responsibility, and shall have no liability, for any damages, loss, injury, or liability whatsoever suffered as a result of your reliance on the information contained in this site. The Betty Hubbard Clinic does not endorse specifically any test, treatment, or procedure mentioned on this site.
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