The Betty Hubbard Euthanasia Clinic

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Terms and conditions: Whilst some care is taken to describe our termination methods in an accurate and honest way, some aspects of the executions offered may differ from the advertised description. The Betty Hubbard Euthanasia Clinic accepts no responsibility for any terminations that do not go to plan, including distress, inconvenience or anxiety caused during the course of any assisted suicide. Please note that once your termination has been started and for some reason you change your mind, we do not have the means to reverse the process. Rocket launches can be dangerous. Rockets have been known to explode on the launch pad before take-off. Therefore, we recommend that spectators stand well back when these launches take place. A small (non-refundable) processing fee of £18.49 is added to your invoice to cover administration costs. The Betty Hubbard Clinic and Doctor Skcollob take no responsibility for any misguided decisions you may make when deciding to end your life with us. We reserve the right to sell or publish the names, bank information and any other personal details of our customers to third parties. Prices start at £99 but can be considerably higher if complications occur, such as insufficient doses being used or drain cleaner shortages etc. All prices shown are an approximate guide and do not necessarily reflect the actual amount you will have to pay after any other unfortunate expenses have been incurred. We reserve the right to use your internal organs after your death to be made into our meat products. Although most of your body will be hacked-up to be used in our tasty meat products, we will do our up-most to make sure your cadaver is left in a recognisable state for use in open coffin funerals etc. If you have no living dependants, you are welcome to leave us everything in your will. If you have not made a will at the time of your suicide, we will happily draft a will for you free of charge, providing your entire estate is left to us after your death. The Betty Hubbard Euthanasia Clinic and Doctor Skcollob take no responsibility for any misguided decisions you may make as a result of your reliance in our ability to perform your suicide in a pain-free or timely manner. Some terminations have been known to take several hours to complete because of circumstances beyond our control, or because the wrong doses of chemicals have been administered. Please be aware that rocket launches are subject to weather conditions and Civil Aviation Authority regulations. Due to circumstances beyond our control, we sometimes find it necessary to perform terminations on certain clients without their total or written consent. In these situations, any surgical waste is used in our meat products without the express permission of the individual concerned. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such. * bodybag and disposal of cadaver is subject to an additional charge of £199.

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The Betty Hubbard Clinic was established in 1903 when we pioneered the first Sex-Change operation. We have been at the forefront of many medical techniques over the years and continue to break new medical ground. Now you can make a real difference to your agonising existence thanks to an incredible new service from Doctor Skcollob and The Betty Hubbard Clinic. The Betty Hubbard Euthanasia Clinic offers assisted suicide to people whose request for assisted dying was first denied by their own family doctor. The clinic is not a hospital or a hospice, but a place where you can terminate your insufferable life as you wish. Unlike other euthanasia clinics, we offer a number of different termination methods. For example, you can have the renowned Doctor Skcollob himself at your bedside, where he can administer a lethal cocktail of barbiturates for a quick and peaceful send-off. Or, if you prefer a more exciting end, you can have a deadly mixture of drain cleaner and bleach intravenously dripped into a main artery. This method of suicide does have its complications and death can be quite slow and painful, however, it’s a technique that some patients find surprisingly uplifting and is a surprisingly popular choice. For a very reasonable price of only £10,000 we offer a truly unique experience where you can be strapped onto a rocket and launched to a height of nearly 45 thousand feet. The rocket then detonates, spreading your remains and ashes far and wide. For an additional fee, we can stream your suicide live to the internet, so your loved ones can be at your virtual bedside when you finally say goodbye. Unlike other death clinics, The Betty Hubbard Euthanasia Clinic can help patients from anywhere in the World. We do not require any documentation from your own doctor or ask you any awkward questions before we perform your termination, plus, we do not set an age limit either. You can be in and out (in a body bag) of the clinic the same day, and with prices starting at just £99* we offer great value too.

We come to you. If for any reason you cannot visit us here the clinic due to pain and discomfort. You can now have your termination performed in the comfort of your own home. We now have a small fleet of specially equipped euthanasia clinic vans covering the UK. Book your home appointment now!

All it takes is one simple injection to end your ongoing misery

You can end your life at our clinic in many different ways. One of the most popular termination methods is to have Doctor Skcollob administer a lethal cocktail of various barbiturates. These can either be swallowed as tablets or injected directly into your brain as a serum.

Unlike other euthanasia clinics, we offer a number of different ways for you to terminate your life. • A cocktail of barbiturates administered by Doctor Skcollob or one of his understudies. • Intravenous drip containing a lethal combination of drain cleaner and bleach. • For a truly unique experience you can be strapped to a rocket and launched to a height of 45 thousand feet. The rocket then detonates, spreading your ashes far and wide. • We can customise your death tailored to your own special requirements.

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According to the UK law patients must be experiencing unbearable suffering without perspective of improvement in order to be eligible for euthanasia. This is not a problem for us however as our company is registered in Switzerland where no such laws exist. You can be safe in the knowledge that your suffering can be ended with dignity and professionalism.

“I could take no more of my miserable life as my bitch of a wife was constantly moaning at me and putting me down in public because I’d got us into so much debt. I’d tried everything to calm her down, even Anti-Nag spray without success. I found out about this termination clinic and have decided to end my life by having Doctor Skcollob inject undiluted Anti-Nag fluid directly into my brain. If my wife is reading this, I hope you’re pleased with yourself you fucking bitch” Terrance Mingebridge – Clacton-on-Sea Terrance died an agonising death, strapped to a table and constantly calling out his wife’s name until he was pronounced dead seventeen minutes later. “I was diagnosed with AIDS last year; my health has deteriorated rapidly in the last few weeks, so I have decided to end my life by being strapped to the side of a rocket and be propelled to height of forty thousand feet. My ashes will then rain down over my home town in a glorious shower of remembrance” Big gay Steve, Brighton Sadly, due to weather conditions on the day and civil aviation regulations, Steve’s life had to be terminated in a less flamboyant manner. He was injected with a large quantity of rat poison and barbiturates. This lethal cocktail of drugs ended Steve’s suffering in twenty-seven seconds. “I thought I didn’t have nothing wrong with me but that bloke in your clinic said I had something really bad and I were going to die. He made me sign a bit of paper and took all the money out of my wallet and said I wouldn’t feel no more pain” Tarquin Phucknugget, Milton Keynes Tarquin was skewered through the heart and his blood drained to make black puddings. His death was slow but relatively painless.