41, Fourtney Mews, off Germain street, London WC1 TA4
These days obesity is at truly epidemic proportions and it’s a situation we want to see eradicated from society. Because of this growing problem, Doctor Skcollob and his dedicated team of professionals came up with a brand new cosmetic procedure – Gunt-B-Gone. Gunt-B-Gone is a revolutionary new treatment developed by Doctor Skcollob that enables people to easily remove stubborn areas of hideous fat from their gut without the need for expensive and painful surgery. Unlike other forms of liposuction, Gunt-B-Gone is completely non-invasive*, requires no form of anaesthetic and requires only minimal recuperation period after each session. In fact Gunt-B-Gone is often referred to as ‘lunchtime gunt removal, because many people are able to have their session during their lunch hour and then go back to work afterwards. The Gunt-B-Gone treatment itself is quick, painless and most patients say, very relaxing. The specially developed removal tool, targets the areas where you want to lose weight in your unsightly overhanging gut, it safely* passes through the skin and heats up the fat cells to a temperature approaching 270 degrees Celsius. As they heat up they actually begin to burst, leaking out water, fat and other unpleasant substances. This causes glycerol, water and fatty acids to be released and reduces the overall dimensions of the fat cell. The fatty liquids are then removed through the lymphatic system and excreted from the body by being passed** out in the normal way. The treatment also helps to promote skin tightening, which combined with the other effects can have a huge impact on your self-esteem and confidence. This method is guaranteed to make your gunt disappear through a method that exercise and dieting alone cannot reach.
Why do people rely on us to remove their gunt? • All procedures carried out at The Betty Hubbard Clinic • Best price guaranteed or we’ll give you twice the difference. • You’ll be In and out of the clinic in only one day. • Totally safe* procedure using the latest keyhole surgery techniques. • You’ll feel proud that you’ve lost that hideous gunt forever.
Gunt removal tool
We come to you. Now you can get rid of your gunt in the comfort of your own home. If you cannot for any reason visit us at the clinic due to mobility issues, we now have a small fleet of specially equipped Gunt-B-Gone vans covering the UK.
We could tell you our gunt reduction techniques are the best in the business,but in the end nothing matters more, than what you our valued customers think. Below are just a few of your comments.
“I had three gallons of fat sucked out of my gunt. I now feel like a new woman. Thank you doctor Skcollob” Betty Smork,  Brighton     “I was the size of a fucking bus before I had my gunt completely sliced off. My life has been transformed” Doris Mingepole, Bristol “I feel like a new woman now that I’ve had most of my unsightly fat removed. The surgeon told me that he’d cut so much flab off my body there was enough to make enough Skcollob sausages to feed a family for a week” Freda Wallace, Yorkshire “I was finding it almost impossible to lose my baby weight. Thanks to the skilled surgeons I lost 17lbs of unsightly flab.” Doris Bellend, Scunthorpe
Click on the map to see the areas of the UK covered by our vans and book your home appointment now!
ONLY 399 per treatment
Large gunts my require up to three treatments
GET RID OF THAT UNSIGHTLY GUNT FOREVER!
Don’t delay, get rid of that gunt today!
* Warning: This procedure is still in its infancy, so therefore it may cause heavy internal bleeding, memory loss, excessive flatulence, diarrhoea and many, yet undiscovered side-effects. Do not rely on this gunt reduction process totally as it has been known to cause serious health problems such as death. Please consult your doctor before committing yourself to any unproven cosmetic procedures or taking any untested or unlicensed medication. Please note that our mandatory health insurance premium of £1000 is required before we can carry out any gunt reduction procedure. A small fee of £49 to cover administration costs is required from patients before any procedure can be carried out. The Betty Hubbard Clinic shall take no responsibility for the misuse of any equipment used by us due to insufficient staff training. We sometimes find it necessary to perform emergency operations on certain patients due to circumstances beyond our control. In these situations any surgical waste is used in our meat products without the express permission of the individual concerned.
Once you’ve had your gunt removed by our skilled* surgeons you can download a FREE Gunt-B-Gone car window sticker here to show the World you’ve got rid of your unsightly gunt forever.*
**We also supply (at extra cost) specially developed, oversized rubber knickers to help contain any liquid waste that is passed out of your body whilst the gunt reduction procedure is taking place. These special undergarments also come with a separate, sealable plastic bag and pre-paid address label if you wish to send the effluent to us, to be made into Skcollob Sausages and other tasty food products
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