We are very proud of the fact that we have developed a diverse range of products and services over the years and have been at the forefront of technical innovation since 1903 when we pioneered the first Sex-Change operation. Now you can make a real difference to hungry people all over the World thanks to an incredible new service from Doctor Skcollob and The Betty Hubbard Clinic.After many months of research and tests, Doctor Skcollob and his dedicated team of professionals came up with a brand new service: The Betty Hubbard Clinic – Blood Donation Service. This fantastic new service lets anyone donate their surplus blood to be made into tasty inexpensive Black Puddings and other meat products to feed the growing number of hungry people all over the world, who would not normally be able to afford a decent meal. Why give your blood away free to blood banks when you can get paid for it! It couldn’t be easier to donate your blood to our service. Give as much or as littleas you like.Here’s how it works: 1. Simply book your appointment at The Betty Hubbard Clinic.2. After contacting us and arranging your appointment, wait for your allotted donation time slot. 3. Upon arrival at the clinic, your procedure to donate between 1 and 6 pints of your blood is carried out. You are paid £5.35 per pint of blood donated.4. You are discharged from the clinic safe in the knowledge that you have not only fed a poor family but have earned money for your trouble too.
We come to you.Now you can donate blood in the comfort of your own home. If you cannot for any reason visit us at the clinic to give blood, we now have a small fleet of specially equipped blood donation vans covering the UK. Click on the map to see the areas of the UK covered by our vans and book your home appointment now!Donate today and get earning, safe in the knowledge your unwanted blood is being used for a worthwhile cause making delicious black puddings.
Show your support for this valuable donation service by downloading and printing this delightful poster to display in the front window of your home or a workplace notice board.
“I gave six pints of blood in one session. I feel really ill but it's worth it knowing I'm helping to feed those poor kiddies” – Betty Smork, Brighton
"I love black pudding, so this seemed the ideal thing to do and that"- Hector Mingepole, Bristol
“ I feel like a new woman now that I’ve had most of my blood removed” - Freda Wallace, Yorkshire
“Most of my blood was made into one big black pudding, Now I feel well good”- Sid Mashed, London
The Betty Hubbard Clinic requires that any individual we extract blood from signs a consent form that exonerates us from any injuries, brain damage or death resulting from any of our blood extracting procedures. We also require that every donor signs a disclaimer that gives us permission to use any blood that goes into any of our black puddings and other tasty meat products with their consent. We sometimes find it necessary to perform emergency operations on certain patients due to circumstances beyond our control. In these situations, any blood or surgical waste is used in our meat products without the express permission of the individual concerned. A small fee of £49 to cover administration costs is required from donors before any procedure can be carried out. We also recommend donors purchase their own life insurance cover before deciding to use any of our services. To minimise the risk of death, we recommend patients only donate a maximum of six pints of blood during any seven day period.
“I ain’t too clever, but that doctor Skcollob told me it would do me good to have most of my blood sucked out .- Gary Bellend, Scunthorpe
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