Doctor Skcollob’s ANTI-NAG Spray

Whilst little care is taken to describe our products in an accurate and honest way, some ingredients may differ from the advertised description. Please note that this controversial product has not been proven to work for everyone and may cause some rather unpleasant side-effects such as: depression, seizures, facial warts, memory loss, vaginal bleeding and cramps, and many, yet undiscovered side-effects. On no account should this product be consumed in any quantity, as this could lead to seizures or even instant death, due to the extraordinary high levels of rather unpleasant chemicals and constituents contained within it. The Betty Hubbard Clinic shall take no responsibility for the misuse of this product or any other merchandise supplied by us or any of our partner companies. Please consult your doctor before using this untested and unlicensed substance on a victim. Keep away from children and pets. Not suitable use on lesbians. Prolonged use of this product may cause cancer. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such. Ingredients: Morphine, Tramadol, bleach, cat urine, snake venom, panda semen, concentrated testosterone, oestrogen, horse urine, Polytetrafluoroethylene, rat blood, sodium hydroxide, beaver anal glands, fish bladder extract, desiccated brain stem fibre, artificial colours, hetroclox99, homocell256, elasteen251, virgins’ tears, mercury, Strontium 192, mint oil, faecal matter, chlorine trifluoride.

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“Every Saturday I like to watch the football, beer in hand with my feet up. Every fucking week my bitch of a wife would moan at me for being lazy and stuff. I couldn’t take this no more, so I tried spraying her in the face with Anti-Nag. Now I can watch the game every week without no problems. Thank you Doctor Skcollob, this stuff works fucking great.” - Terrance Mingebridge – Clacton-on-Sea “I always used to get prostitutes moaning at me for getting them to do things they didn’t like doing and stuff. I tried spraying them in the face with this stuff and now they is calm enough so I can do what I like to them and that” - Terry Pigflaps, Coventry “My wife is a right old trout and is always nagging me about some shit or another. After twenty years of marriage I thought Id give this stuff a go as I was at breaking point. I get through about three cans of this stuff a week” - Tarquin Phucknugget, Milton Keynes “I bought a can of this for my wife’s birthday, but the ungrateful bitch didn’t see the funny side. It has come in handy ever since though” - Marmaduke Titspanner – Birmingham

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Doctor Skcollob’s Anti-Nag - One spray keeps the bitch at bay Here at the Betty Hubbard Clinic we are very proud of the fact that we have developed a diverse and innovative range of products and services over the years. We have been at the forefront of technical innovation since 1903 when we pioneered the first Sex- Change operation. Now Doctor Skcollob is pleased to announce his brand-new product, which has been designed in-house, in collaboration with our talented research technicians. No man likes to be nagged by an overzealous wife or partner, so Doctor Skcollob and his team of research scientists at the Betty Hubbard Clinic have developed this new and exciting product to keep every man happy and put and end to constant harassment by an angry spouse. Anti-Nag is so effective and powerful, it is even guaranteed to work on feminists. Anti-Nag contains a unique combination of chemicals that have been proven to work to the highest standard you would expect from one of our products. To use this revolutionary new product, simply hold the can approximately 8 to 10 inches away from the recipient’s face and spray with a two or three second burst. Anti-Nag acts with immediate effect by calming the recipient and putting them in a tranquil, controllable state. Keep one of these cans of spray at hand, so you have one with you wherever you go.

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Try Anti-Nag today for the bargain price of only £29.99 per 50cl can. We guarantee your will never be harassed by a nagging woman again!