Developed by The Betty Hubbard Clinic and approved by Dr Skcollob
At some point in their lives, many men of a certain age suffer from the embarrassing problem of impotence. Erectile dysfunction is a very common condition, particularly in older men. It is estimated that half of all men between the ages of 16 and 90 will have it to some degree. This why we developed a totally unique and safe* treatment here at The Betty Hubbard Clinic, that is guaranteed to work in 100% of men. This delicious tasting yoghurt is made from the freshest pig semen, testosterone, tiger bone extract, goat’s milk and other secret ingredients. By eating just one pot of this pleasant yoghurt a day for thirty days we can assure you that your erection problems will be a distant memory. This new specially formulated yoghurt is the ONLY medication of its kind guaranteed to work with 100% efficiency, or your money back. Now you can be proud of your stiff as a board manhood, safe in the knowledge you’ll be satisfying even the most demanding of women!
Ingredients: freshly squeezed pig semen, goat’s milk, tiger bone extract, concentrated testosterone, industrial alcohol, horse urine, rat blood, sodium hydroxide, beaver anal glands, fish bladder, aborted foetal cells, artificial colours, hetroclox99, homocell256, gaybenderlox, elasteen251,virgins’ tears, mercury, Strontium 192, faecal matter, chlorine trifluoride, sugar.
* Please note: This controversial product has not been proven to work in all men and may cause some rather unpleasant side-effects such as: increased impotence, depression, penis shrinkage, heavy internal bleeding, memory loss, excessive flatulence, diarrhoea and many, yet undiscovered side-effects. On no account should this yoghurt be consumed by women or children as this could lead to seizures or even instant death, due to the extraordinary high levels of testosterone and other rather unpleasant chemicals and constituents contained within it. The Betty Hubbard Clinic shall take no responsibility for the misuse of this product or any other merchandise supplied by us or any of our partner companies. Please consult your doctor before taking any untested or unlicensed medication.
Take our 30 day challenge - yes! Just eat one, surprisingly delicious Mr Virile yoghurt a day for thirty days and be amazed at the difference this wonderful liquid remedy makes to your sex life. You’ll feel and look like a new man!
“My dick looked like a deflated worm and women would openly laugh out loud at the sight of it. Now thanks to this wonderful yoghurt I feel like a new man. My dick is now so hard I can hardly keep the fucking thing in my pants” Bernie Kuntwhistle - Bristol
“I have to admit that this yoghurt tastes fucking disgusting, I’m glad I only had to eat thirty pots of the stuff. The main thing is, it certainly works I can tell you. My cock is now so hard I could fuck a watermelon” Tarquin Phuknugget – London
“My friends called me maggot man because of my rather embarrassing little problem. I’ve had the last laugh though as my member is now in a state of permanent stiffness. I still don’t have a girlfriend though” Terry Mingebidge – Fulchester
“Once I realised that you actually have to eat the stuff rather than rub it into your cock and balls. I found that it really works. It’s the dog’s bollocks” Barry Shitpeas – Glasgow
1 pot only £5.99 Special offer of 30 pots (full treatment) only £199
For even better results and truly outstanding sexual performance, why not combine the effects of Mr Virile Yoghurt with the incredible performance of Dr Skcollob’s Penis Pills.
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We could tell you our yoghurt is made using the greatest of care and the finest ingredients. But in the end nothing matters more, than what you our valued customers think. Below are just a few of your comments.
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