Welcome to our website. we look
forward to welcomeing you to are Hotel in the hart of the West Country.
Hotel proprietors Eduardo Spamboiler & Portencious Perineum
Special
news - Don't miss our 10th. Anniversary Party here
at the hotel. Book your ticket now for a fantastic night of depraved antics.
Hurry places are limited. Click on the poster for more info. Every Friday night
is Pull a Pig Night. Scroll down for more info
Come
and join us for a night of depraved entertainment on June 25th 2016 as we host a
a night of felching.meet up with loads of old slappers who are up for anything.
Tickets are only £25 and all drinks are only £2 all night!. Hurry places are
limited.
We have a special deal available to
readers of the new Site of the Weird of ONLY £10
per night to celebrate there 15th. anniversary---
don't delay book your stay now!
Take a look at these great reasons to to book your stay with us:
Female companions available
( ONLY £10 per night!!
daily specials
The Bridal Suite - Make your Wedding night special! Please note that this room is due for refurbishment soon
A
typical bedroom
Most bedrooms have on sweet bathrooms
A minibar & TV is available in every room
on sweet bathroom (please note that the plumbing problem in this room has now been fixed and
the effluent safely drained away)
Great cuisine style food served in our restaurant
We
now have our very own internet suite available in the Hotel reception area
Children's play area
Toilet facilties
Welcome to the Highbridge Hotel special girls
area
SPECIAL OFFER - ALL GIRLS
ONLY £10 PER NIGHT
All are girls are great value because the price you see is per night
not per
hour and the girls are HIV free*
we think you will agree that the girls are
great value and nice. why not treat yourself.
click on pictures for larger view
of the beautiful babes
Bertha- big
bertha sure is a handful but she will do anything you like. She was voted whore
of the year 1973 and has been working ever since.
Tracy-
Don't be fooled by this innocent looking babe. This dirty bitch is willing to do
the most depraved things you can think of
Leena- This skinny babe has just
recovered from anorexia but don't let that put you off
rattling her bones
Little Betty - Don't let the fact that this babe
wears glasses put you off. this depraved bitch fucks like a rabbit she's
guaranteed to keep you up all night!
Big Betty -Try try this giant babe.
have your evil way with her for only
£8 per night
Edna - beautiful
GILF loves it in all the different ways (LIKES SCAT)
Matilda
- Great figure and will try
anything once! and most things more than twice!
Tammy - great body, great tattoos
plus she's a real goer!
Helga - this Russian sex freak may
have three times the amount of testosterone usually found in a woman but don't
let that fact stop you squirting your muck up her dung trumpet!
Heather - This chunky babe loves rimming
NEW
GIRL Doris - Don't let the fact that
Doris is 94 years old put you off from spending the night with her. She has many
tricks up her sleeve and is guaranteed to show the most experienced man a thing
or two
NEW
GIRL Lady in Red. This girl is a real
handful. when She sits on your face you will have an experience you will never
forget. take her all night long with her kinky antics, She's a real bargain too
as it costs us a fortune in kebabs keeping her this size.
NEW
GIRL Ethel. Yes believe it or not this
babe is 100 years old. You'll have to be quick to book her though as many men
want to get one over on their friends so they can say they've banged a
centenarian!
Lots more babes coming soon!
One of our regular guests gets friendly with one of our
special girls .At only £10 per night who can blame him!
We would like to thank everyone who attended our recent special needs
swinging weekend. Shown above are Gladys
Doris and Jeffery
if you are a reguler visiter why not apply for our special new
loyalty card and collect points every time you bed one of our babes. we've
teamed up with
The New Site of
the Weird to offer you cut price rates for there
products
when you
collect enough loyalty points. so don't delay get shagging today!!
Video of are big babe Matilda in action
with one of our recent visiters
Highbridge Hotel guest of
the year 2016
We are proud to announce the
winner of our guest of the year award. Every year, me and my partner
portencious hold a competition for the guest we think has done the most to
give our hotel a good name and also brings in the most money for us. This
year’s winner is Helmut Crabbs, a travelling toilet brush salesman from
Bristol.
Helmut Crabbs
poses for the camera
“I am really pleased that I won the award this year as my job selling toilet
brushes door-to-door is fucking difficult at the best of times. I have to
sell about eighty of the bastards a day just to keep my head above water. I
been staying at this hotel for loads of times like. It is a really nice
place and the rooms are really cheap too, but I reckon they could be a bit
cleaner as I’m sure the last time I stayed there I woke up and seen a live
rat on my pillow, Well, either that or I were pissed out of my fucking
mind.”
“What I like best about her place is the really cheap booze and the whores
they got there. The ladies they have on offer is up for anything, you name
it, and most of them will do it, well, apart from that hundred year old one
as I think it’s all getting a bit too much for the poor old dear now, but
least she gives it her best shot. Golden showers, scat, rimming, water
sports, felching, they'll do the fucking lot!. They is good value as I can
get a room and a bird for the whole night for only about £35. I’ve met some
really interesting characters at the hotel too. I become friends with that
bloke what won it the other year - Bernie Kuntwhistle. We’ve had some great
nights there getting fucking wrecked on the local cider
then going back to
his room for a threesome with one of the girls. Some of the things we get up
too with them tarts would make your toes curl I can tell you.”
Helmut’s prize for winning this
year’s event is a bottle of Ukrainian 'champagne', 500 Fuckedher loyalty
card points
and a night with a girl of his choice.
Highbridge hotel -
Guest of the Year Award 2013
We are proud to announce the winner of our guest of
the year award. Every year me and my partner portencious hold a competition
for the guest we think has done the most to give our hotel a good name and
also brings in the most money for us. This year’s winner is Bernie
Kuntwhistle, a travelling thimble salesman from Cardiff.
Bernie
Kuntwhistle poses for the camera in our luxury sweet
“I am so pleased to win this award as I stay in a lot
of different hotels all over the country, as my job as a travelling
thimble salesman takes me all over the UK. I can quite safely say that
the Highbridge hotel is my favourite place to relax and unwind after a
stressful day on the road.
Selling thimbles is a fucking difficult job at the best of times, as the
market for the bloody things is very limited these days, plus there is
the added competition from other, commission hungry salesmen out there.
Because of the stress of the job I need a place to stay that has decent
food and a comfortable bed. Unfortunately the Highbridge Hotel has none
of these, but what is does have to make up for the quite frankly,
diabolical food and uncomfortable, dirty beds is an extremely low room
rate, and from what I can gather, is the only hotel in the country that
has its own in-house prostitutes. The room rates are so cheap that
sometimes I don’t even bother to fiddle my expenses, and of course the
price they charge for a night with one of their twelve ladies is
fantastic value. I think I’ve bedded most of them now, so I’ve probably
earned enough points on my Fuckedher loyalty card to have my evil way
with one of the babes for free or maybe even a reduced rate threesome.
When you’re on the road as much as I am there’s no time for a proper
relationship, so the Highbridge hotel is the ideal place to get my head
down and my cock up.
The hotel is the perfect place to meet up with other likeminded
travelling salesmen. I’ve had some great nights here, discussing the
thimble business, getting pissed out of my mind on the local
cider and
then going back to my room to shag one of the hotel’s girls senseless. I
would like to thank the guys at the hotel for awarding me this prize and
say, keep up the good work. Oh, one more thing, please don’t publish any
of this on your website as I don’t want my wife finding out about my
win”
Bernie’s prize for winning this year’s award is a
bottle of Bulgarian champagne, a meal of some sort and a night with a
whore of his choice
Coming soon to the
Highbridge Hotel - Belly dancing night with the exotic Shirley Tuls.
70 year old Shirley really knows how
to put on a show. See her perform her amazing exotic belly dance show
and entertain you like no other dancer you’ve ever seen before.
Shirley’s erotic routine has a unique twist though; the member of the
audience who gives her the biggest tip gets to have their evil way with
her live on stage. Don’t delay - book your ticket now for this great
night of entertainment you’ll never forget!
Adults £15 (hotel
residents £10) Children £8 family ticket £30. Bar open until late. All
drinks £2
Every Friday night is pull a pig night here
at the Highbridge Hotel. Come and join us for a night of depraved antics
and meet up with loads of old slappers who are up for anything. A buffet
of delicious Skcollob sausages
is included too so you won’t go hungry.
Hurry places are limited, so get your ticket ordered now! Click on the
poster above, print it out and stick it in your window to help publicise
our event
Please remember that our hotel is a FELCH FREE ZONE
online booking form - don't delay book your stay now!
would the owner of these pants please collect them from reception.
They was found in one of the rooms by a guest.
coming
soon
- DOGGING WEEKENDS
Please note that prostitutes are not permitted in
rooms after 2am. A small (none returnable) deposit of £100 is required for each room
and prostitute booked
online to cover the cost of credit card transactions. Please do not complain
about the food as we do our best with the limited kitchen facilities we have due
to us having to sell most of our equipment to pay for a hygiene fine last year.
Although bedding, towels and delousing powder are supplied in all rooms, it is recommended
that guests supply their own towels and polythene mattress protectors. * Although we try our best it is not
possible to fully guarantee the true medical condition of our ladies. For best
results wear two condoms when porking them -- you have been warned! Please also remember that the hotel is a Felch free zone.
