Made with only the finest cider apples. All natural ingredients. Guaranteed 85% proof. Made in the heart of Cider Country. Winner of many awards. Tastes fucking great.
Ingredients - apples, herbs and spices, bleach, industrial alcohol, horse urine, pig semen, rat blood, Sodium Hydroxide, beaver anal glands, fish bladder, aborted foetal cells, artificial colours, concentrated testosterone, Hetroclox99, Homocell256, Gaybenderlox, elasteen251,virgins’ tears, mercury, Strontium 192, oestrogen, faecal matter, Chlorine Trifluoride, caustic Soda, gin,  lemon juice, sugar.
I FUCKING  LOVE IT! IT GETS  US BOTH  FUCKING  WRECKED ! Cider Farm ORDER HERE
“My Award winning  Mulled Wine is made on   my farm in the heart of the West Country.    Why not pay us a visit, we are located just off the   A303 in the beautiful village of Little Shyting   near Felchem Hall
The Cyril Kringe Cider Company, Bellend Farm, Little Shyting, Somerset SH1 T69
 Alf Vankfast, London
Gary Swellend, Scunthorpe
“I cant get enough of the stuff. I drink about a gallon a day.  It’s fucking delicious!”
Mary Clunge
“Very tasty and natural. I can really sense the care and tradition that’s gone  into producing this fine drink. Plus, it gets me pissed fucking quick”
we could tell you our Mulled Wine is made from the finest West Country apples and carefully made to a unique recipe. We could even show you the awards we've won. But in the end, nothing matters more to us than what you, our customers think. Below are a few of your comments.
“This stuff is like fucking rocket fuel. One pint of this and I’m  on my fucking back!”
GET IT DOWN YER  FUCKIN NECK
For over 100 years my family have been making cider here on Bellend Farm in the heart of the West Country. My Mulled Wine is made from only the finest cider apples grown here in our very own orchards. Made with a secret blend of herbs and spices my delightful cider based beverage will get you pissed before you know it. With a guaranteed strength of 85% proof, this lethal brew is bound to get any party started. I can guarantee you’ve never tasted anything like it in your fucking  life.
RUNNER-UP THE TASTE OF BRITAIN  AWARDS 2015
ONLY 5.99   per Gallon
Please don’t drink responsibly
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