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“My Award winning pasties are made  here on   my farm in the heart of the West Country.    Why not pay us a visit, we are located just off the   A303 in the beautiful village of Little Shyting   near Felchem Hall
The Cyril Kringe Cider Company, Bellend Farm, Little Shyting, Somerset SH1 T69
WARNING - Cyril Kringe’s Special Pasties may contain various forms of human flesh and organs, including: Brains, liver, heart, lungs, scrotum, testicles, bladders, vulva, foreskins, kneecaps, intestines, anal tissue, vaginal cysts, Haemorrhoids plus powdered bones,unidentified surgery leftovers, liquid from liposuction procedures, blood, pubic hair, gristle, and sawdust. We cannot guarantee these pasties are 100% Gunt NOT SUITABLE FOR VEGETARIANS. 
 Ingredients: Surgical meat, sawdust, potatoes, salt, pepper.
I CANíT GET ENOUGH  OF THEIR  MEATY TASTE THEY ARE JUST  SO FUCKING  DELICIOUS
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Win £1000 plus your weight in Special Somerset Pasties and 50 gallons of Mulled Wine To celebrate the launch of Cyril Kringe’s Special Somerset Pasties, we are giving one lucky person the chance to win £1000 and a whole lot of delicious pasty and Mulled Wine goodness. All you have to do to enter this great competition and win these fantastic prizes is to send us a picture of yourself enjoying the great taste of Somerset pasties. The best entries we receive will be shown here on our website and our social media sites. 100 runners-up prizes of a luxury Cyril Kringe Mulled Wine and Pasty Hamper Please read the terms & conditions below before entering. 1. The promoter is: Cyril Kringe’s Cider Company whose registered office is at Bellend Farm, Little Shyting, Somerset SHI T69 2. Employees of or their family members or anyone else connected in any way with the competition or helping to set up the competition shall be permitted to enter the competition and will probably have a very good chance of ‘winning’ the main prize. 3. There is no entry fee and no purchase necessary to enter this competition; however, it would be advantageous for the wining entrant to purchase large quantities of Mulled Wine and/or Special Somerset Pasties 4. Closing date for entry will be 31/12/2019. After this date no further entries to the competition will be permitted. 5. The promoter is not responsible for inaccurate prize details supplied to any entrant by any third party connected with this competition. 6. No cash alternative to the prizes will be offered. The prizes are not transferable. Prizes are subject to availability and we reserve the right to substitute any prize with another of equivalent or lower value without giving any fucking notice. 7. Winners will be chosen from names pulled at random from a cider barrel 8. The winner will be probably notified by email and/or letter within 281 days of the closing date. If the winner cannot be contacted or do not claim the prize within 2 days of notification, we reserve the right to withdraw the prize from the winner and pick a replacement winner. 9. The promoter will probably notify the winner when and where the prize can be collected. 10. The promoter’s decision in respect of all matters to do with the competition will be final and no correspondence will be entered into. 11. By entering this competition, an entrant is indicating his/her/hermaphrodite’s agreement to be bound by these terms and conditions. 12. The winner agrees to the use of his/her/hermaphrodite’s name and image in any publicity material. Any personal data relating to the winner or any other entrants will be used solely in accordance with current [UK] data protection legislation and will not be disclosed to a third party without the entrant’s prior consent (Unless the promoter is offered huge cash sum) 13. Entry into the competition will be deemed as acceptance of these terms and conditions. 14. This promotion is in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with, Facebook, Twitter or any other Social Network. Nothing tastes like a Kringe’s Pasty