•Made with only the finest cuts of surgical meat.•All natural ingredients.•No artificial flavours or colours guaranteed.•Made in the heart of the West Country.•Winner of many awards.•Tastes fucking great.
“My Award winning pasties are made on my farm in the heart of the West Country. Why not pay us a visit, we are located just off the A303 in the beautiful village of Little Shyting near Felchem Hall”
The Cyril Kringe Cider Company, Bellend Farm, Little Shyting, Somerset SH1 T69
"I found a lucky foreskin in mine”
“I can’t get enough of these fucking tasty pasties. I eat about four of the bastards a day, all washed down with about a gallon of Mulled Wine”
we could tell you our pasties are made from the finest cuts of surgery leftovers and carefully made to a unique recipe. We could even show you the awards we've won. But in the end, nothing matters more to us than what you, our customers think. Below are a few of your comments.
“Me and my kids love them for a special treat. They is so much nicer than the ones in the shops”
WARNING - Cyril Kringe’s Special Pastiesmay contain various forms of human flesh and organs, including: Brains, liver, heart, lungs, scrotum, testicles, bladders, vulva, foreskins, kneecaps, intestines, anal tissue, vaginal cysts, Haemorrhoids plus powdered bones, unidentified surgery leftovers, liquid from liposuction procedures, blood, pubic hair, gristle, and sawdust. We cannot guarantee these pasties are 100% Gunt NOT SUITABLE FOR VEGETARIANS.
100% British meat. Approved by the Alternative Meat Council of Great Britain
“I been eating these cause they is real nice and they is stuffed to the fucking brim with tasty surgical meat”
“I don’t know much, but I do know that I fucking love these pasties”
Our new mascot Percy the Pasty encourages your kids to eat healthily in the fight against junk food. Why let your kids eat the same old unhealthy shit when they could be tucking into the tasty meaty goodness of one of my delicious Special Somerset Pasties. Download a Percy the Pasty poster hereto show the world your kids are eating the good stuff.
For over 100 years my family have been making cider here on Bellend Farm in the heart of the West Country.As my Mulled Wine has been so successful I thought the time was right to launch a new and exciting product - The Special Somerset PastyThese tasty pasties contain only 100% fresh meaty goodness from Gunt reducing procedures carried out at The Betty Hubbard Clinic.These scrumptious pasties are made from freshly minced gunts, and other carefully selected cuts of surgery leftovers, finely chopped herbs and just a hint of salt & pepper for a rich delicious taste.Oh so simple, but oh so delicious.Now is your chance to sample the unique taste of these delicious new pasties for yourself. I guarantee you will have never tasted anything like them before!