Doctor Skcollob's Ejac-U-Cream

41, Fourtney Mews, off Germain street, London WC1 TA4

We could tell you that our Ejac-U-Cream is the best in the business, but in the end nothing matters more than what you our valued customers think. Below are just a few of your comments.

“Once I realised that you have to rub it into your cock and balls and not eat the stuff, I found that it really works. It’s the dog’s bollocks” Barry Shitpeas – Glasgow. “I can now hold my head up high at bukkake parties, safe in the knowledge I’ll be performing at 100% capacity. Those bitches can now take my full load of both barrels. Thank you Doctor Skcollob.” Tarquin Phuknugget , Skegness. “I’m not saying that this stuff has made a huge improvement to the amount of sperm that I’m ejaculating, but my bedsheets can now be stood-up by the side of my bed.” Billy Crapjam, London “After finishing the full treatment, my balls had swollen to the size of grapefruit. I can now shoot my love- custard a distance of ten feet” - Fred Ebullana, Bristol - Anal record holder

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* Please note: This controversial product has not been proven to work in all men and may cause some rather unpleasant side-effects such as: impotence, depression, penis shrinkage, heavy internal bleeding, memory loss, excessive flatulence, diarrhoea and many, yet undiscovered side-effects. On no account should this ointment be consumed, as this could lead to seizures or even instant death, due to the extraordinary high levels of testosterone and other rather unpleasant chemicals and constituents contained within it. The Betty Hubbard Clinic shall take no responsibility for the misuse of this product or any other merchandise supplied by us or any of our partner companies. Please consult your doctor before taking any untested or unlicensed medication. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such.

Here at the Betty Hubbard Clinic we are very proud of the fact that we have developed a diverse and innovative range of products and services over the years. We have been at the forefront of technical innovation since 1903 when we pioneered the first Sex-Change operation. Now Doctor Skcollob is pleased to announce his brand new product, which has been developed in-house, in collaboration with our talented research technicians. Doctor Skcollob’s Ejac-U-Cream - the natural cure for the symptoms of low sperm count and low ejaculation volume. At some point in their lives, many men of a certain age suffer from the embarrassing problem of a low sperm count and low ejaculation volume. Most healthy men should ejaculate approximately one and two teaspoonfuls of sperm, but in underactive testicles this amount can be far lower or non- existent. Sperm dysfunction is a very common condition, particularly in older men. It is estimated that half of all men between the ages of 16 and 90 will have it to some degree in their lives. This why we developed a totally unique and safe* treatment here at The Betty Hubbard Clinic, that is guaranteed to work in 100% of men. Ejac-U-Cream is made from the freshest pig semen, testosterone, tiger bone extract, goat’s milk and other secret ingredients. By massaging this cream into your testicles and groin region every day for thirty days we can assure you that your ejaculation and sperm problems will be a distant memory. This new specially formulated sperm strengthening and volumising ointment is the ONLY medication of its kind guaranteed to work with 100% efficiency, or your money back. Now you can be proud of the fact that when you ejaculate you’ll be giving her (or him) the full load, safe in the knowledge you’ll be satisfying even the most demanding of recipients!

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The secret of Doctor Skcollob’s Ejac-U-Cream lies in its use of Chlorine Trifluoride biochemical release elements. These specially developed chemicals bind themselves onto body tissue and gently release their healing properties into your testicles and sperm ducts.

Before you order your Ejac-U-Cream, why not visit our clinic page to discover the many other wonderful products and services offered by The Betty Hubbard Clinic

Ingredients: paraffin wax, freshly squeezed pig semen, goat’s milk, tiger bone extract, concentrated testosterone, industrial alcohol, horse urine, rat blood, sodium hydroxide, beaver anal glands, fish bladder, aborted foetal cells, artificial colours, hetroclox99, homocell256, gaybenderlox, elasteen251, virgins’ tears, mercury, Strontium 192, faecal matter, chlorine trifluoride.

Special offer - Only £199 per 30ml tube

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