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Doctor Skcollob’s Sex Spray The all in one spray for all your sexual needs – Everyone wants a great sex life, but for some, sex can be problematic due to many varied reasons. Perhaps you are a woman with a dried-up and shrivelled vagina or perhaps you are a man with erection problems. These are just two of the many different reasons why some people find sustaining a healthy sex life a problem. The research scientists at The Betty Hubbard Clinicand Doctor Skcollob have come to the rescue with a brand new and exciting product - Doctor Skcollob’s Sex Spray. This sex spray is totally different to all the other similar products on the market due to its unique ability to be an all in one solution.Unlike other sex lubes, that have only one specific purpose, our spray does it all, leaving you without the need to buy numerous different and expensive products. Available in four different and exciting flavours, this fantastic new product is available to buy online now. Try it today for the bargain price of only £29.99 per 50cl bottle.We guarantee your sex life will never be the same again!
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“Once I realised that you have to rub it into your cock and balls and eat the stuff, I found that it really works. It’s the dog’s bollocks”Barry Shitpeas – Glasgow“My vagina looked like a cross between a punched lasagne and a dried-up old prune and sex was almost impossible as penetration was difficult and painful. Plus the fact that my husband couldn’t bear to look at it, let alone shag me. Thanks to this marvellous sex spray, my sex life had been transformed. Thank you Doctor Skcollob.” Miranda Cuminacat, Norwich“I ain’t not ever had sex, but I cover my cock every day with this spray just in case I get lucky”Tarquin Phucknugget, Milton Keynes “I can now hold my head up high at sex parties, safe in the knowledge I’ll be performing at 100% capacity. Those bitches can now take my full load of both barrels. Thank you Doctor Skcollob.” Nobkin Trunks, Skegness
* Please note: This controversial product has not been proven to work for everyone and may cause some rather unpleasant side-effects such as: impotence, depression, penis shrinkage, anal ulcers, heavy internal bleeding, memory loss, excessive flatulence, vaginal bleeding and cramps, diarrhoea and many, yet undiscovered side-effects. On no account should this spray be consumed, as this could lead to seizures or even instant death, due to the extraordinary high levels of testosterone and other rather unpleasant chemicals and constituents contained within it. The Betty Hubbard Clinic shall take no responsibility for the misuse of this product or any other merchandise supplied by us or any of our partner companies. Please consult your doctor before taking any untested or unlicensed medication. Keep away from children and pets. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such.Ingredients: water, sex jelly, freshly squeezed pig semen, goat’s milk, frog spawn, tiger bone extract, concentrated testosterone, oestrogen, concentrated industrial alcohol, horse urine, Polytetrafluoroethylene, rat blood, sodium hydroxide, beaver anal glands, fish bladder, aborted foetal cells, artificial colours, hetroclox99, homocell256, gaybenderlox, elasteen251, virgins’ tears, mercury, Strontium 192, faecal matter, mint oil, black pepper, chlorine trifluoride.
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