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Here at the Betty Hubbard Clinic, we are very proud of the fact that
we have developed a diverse and innovative range of products and
services over the years and have been at the forefront of medical
technical innovation since 1903 when we pioneered the first Sex-
Change operation.
Doctor Skcollob’s Sex Sauce was developed to not only be a delicious
addition to any meal, but also a strong aphrodisiac.
This thick yummy sauce is painstakingly bottled by hand at the world
famous Betty Hubbard Clinic in London.
Developed after many weeks of painstaking research by Doctor Skcollob
and his team of boffins at the Betty Hubbard Clinic, this truly unique sauce
not only tastes delicious, it will make your sex life great again with its
strong aphrodisiac properties.
This great tasting sauce is made from the freshest pig semen,
testosterone, tiger bone extract, goat’s milk and other secret ingredients.
Try some today, we know you won’t be disappointed
Made from 100% natural ingredients
Tastes delicious
A natural source of protein
Bottled by hand
A proven aphrodisiac
Ingredients: freshly squeezed pig semen, goat’s milk, tiger bone extract, concentrated testosterone, industrial alcohol, horse urine,
rat blood, sodium hydroxide, beaver anal glands, fish bladder, aborted foetal cells, artificial colours, hetroclox99, homocell256,
gaybenderlox, elasteen251,virgins’ tears, mercury, Strontium 192, faecal matter, chlorine trifluoride, sugar
Please note: This controversial product has not been proven to be safe for everyone to consume and may cause some rather
unpleasant side-effects such as: increased impotence, depression, penis shrinkage, heavy internal bleeding, vaginal prolapse, memory
loss, excessive flatulence, diarrhoea and many, yet undiscovered side-effects. On no account should this sauce be consumed children
as this could lead to seizures or even instant death, due to the extraordinary high levels of testosterone and other rather unpleasant
chemicals and constituents contained within it. The Betty Hubbard Clinic shall take no responsibility for the misuse of this product or
any other merchandise supplied by us or any of our partner companies. Please consult your doctor before taking any untested or
unlicensed condiments.
Company terms and conditions: Whilst little care is taken to describe our products in an accurate and honest way, some aspects of
their construction may differ from the advertised description. If it appears that during or after the use of our product that you are
becoming ill, we recommend that you seek medical help immediately. We cannot be held responsible for any loss of life however
caused arising from the use of our products, including: distress, inconvenience or anxiety and is entirely done so at your own risk.
Keep out of the reach of small children and pets. This product is still in its infancy and has not been fully tested, so therefore may
cause heavy internal bleeding and womb damage. Prolonged use of this product may cause cancer. The Betty Hubbard Clinic shall
take no responsibility for the misuse of any equipment used by us due to insufficient staff training. We show little respect for your
personal information and your privacy and will share or sell your information to other organisations or the highest bidder. The
information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such.
Take a look at the large range of medical products and services offered
at the Betty Hubbard Clinic. From felch Pumps to a full-blown sex
change operation we’ve got every product and procedure you could
possibly want at prices you will not believe.
Help spread the cost of your orders with a
specially tailored payment plan from
Skcollob Loans. Or alternatively, you can
apply for a Clantoot credit card here
“My kids love it poured over ice-cream”
Betty Smork - Brighton
“I have this on chips, I love the stuff”
Clinton Dennison, Leeds
“My wife wouldn’t even look at my cock before I
secretly poured this on all her meals. Now she
can’t keep her hands off me. Thank you doctor
Skcollob”
Bernie Kuntwhistle, Cardiff
“Not only does this stuff actually work, it’s proper
tasty”
Doris Mingepole, Bristol
Rich, creamy and smooth.
There’s nothing like it!
Lovingly tested on little fluffy animals for your safety and convenience by the proud staff members of the Betty Hubbard Clinic
Order your bottle of Doctor Skcollob’s Sex
Sauce for the bargain price of only £10.99
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