Clantoot is a brand new type of credit card brought to you by Doctor
Skcollob and The Betty Hubbard Clinic.
Unlike other credit cards Clantoot gives you cashback points you can
redeem to help pay towards any medical procedure or product at
the Betty Hubbard Clinic. Our credit card is one of the best
value on the market, so don’t delay, apply for your Clantoot
card today!
We’ve all seen reward schemes that give you points that never
seem to turn into anything. We wanted to do something
different, so we built them around you our valued
customers.
Every time you use your card, you earn cashback in the form of
Clantoot points to spend at The Betty Hubbard Clinic or any of its
partner companies. If you’re saving for a full-blown sex change procedure
or even a simple MARP fitting, you’ll be amazed how quickly your points add up.
Company terms and conditions: Whilst some care is taken to describe our Clantoot credit card in an accurate and honest way, some
terms and interest charges may differ from the advertised description. Although the terms and conditions are checked periodically by an
independent financial ombudsman, we cannot guarantee these products will be free of any rather unpleasant hidden costs to you. ** All
payments made are charged an interest fee of 1430% All payments made are based on a 18 Month contract and cannot be cancelled
under any circumstances. Your home and health could be at risk if payments are missed. *A deposit of £100 is required before we can
approve your application. A small (non-refundable) processing fee of £18.49 is added to your application to cover administration costs.
The Betty Hubbard Clinic and Doctor Skcollob take no responsibility for any misguided decisions you may make to take out a credit card
agreement with us. Please allow up to 128 days from the date of your application for any paperwork to be dispatched to you. The
information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such. **Calls
cost £1.30 per minute from a mobile or landline number. Minimum call time is five minutes and may be much longer.
Clantoot is a part of the financial division of The Betty Hubbard Clinic group of companies. Registered Office: 41, Fourtney Mews, off
Germain street, London WC1 TA4 United Kingdom. Registered Number 2345345 Registered in England and Wales.
Representative Example:
Representative APR:
126.2% APR variable
Standard Purchases: 119.9% variable
Monthly fee: £13
Total amount of credit: £11,200
Note: This is for illustrative purposes only and actual total amount of credit may (will) differ.
CAN I FIND OUT IF I MAY BE ELIGIBLE FOR A CLANTOOT CARD WITHOUT IMPACTING MY CREDIT RATING?
No
WILL YOU BE MAKING A CREDIT CHECK ON ME?
Yes. We’d be mad not to.
WILL I NEED TO SEND IN EXTRA PAPERWORK?
Yes. We require your bank statements for the last 12 months, a copy of your birth certificate and passport, plus the
deeds of your house. If you plan to borrow more than £5000 we also require a spare set of keys to your
house and car.
WHAT HAPPENS IF I CANNOT REPAY MY CREDIT CARD BALANCE
In the first instance we will send you numerous threatening letters demanding you repay the outstanding debt. If
the money owed is still not repaid in full after 28 days from the receipt of the last letter sent to you, then our team
of highly skilled debt collectors is sent to your house to gently persuade you (at gunpoint) to repay the loan. Your
name, address and photograph are then added to our blacklisted insolvents webpage. You then have a further 28
days to repay the balance in full. If the debt is not fully repaid after this time, you are evicted from your house and
the property is duly sold at auction to cover the outstanding debt owed to us and numerous other fees you will
subsequently be liable for.
CASH
Your Clantoot card has a whopping
£10,000 limit
PROTECTION
Your Clantoot card is fully
protected*
POINTS
Collect points towards medical
procedures
Skcollob Finance
If you’re looking for a loan rather than a credit card, then why not
apply for a Skcollob loan. We believe these great loans are the best
value on the market today.
Our Clantoot credit card has won multiple industry awards
Our friendly operator Edith is waiting to take your call**
We’re here to help
We've already helped more than 100 people -
and we could help you too.
You’re never too old to apply for a Clantoot Card!
Get the loot with Clantoot!
1. What are the benefits of using a Clantoot credit card?
Every time you use your card, you earn cashback in the form of Clantoot points to spend at The Betty
Hubbard Clinic
2. How do I apply for a Clantoot credit card?
You can apply for a credit card by calling our helpful call centre operative Edith.
3. What is the credit limit?
The credit limit is £10,000
4. How can I increase my credit card limit?
You can request a credit limit increase to £50,000
5. What should I do if my credit card is lost or stolen?
Start panicking. we have no way of replacing a lost or stolen card. if found or stolen
by a stranger, they could rack-up thousands of pounds of debt in your name, which
you will be liable for.
6. Is there a fee for using a credit card?
Yes, please see the terms and conditions at the bottom of this page.
7. How can I best manage my credit card debt?
To manage credit card debt effectively, make your payments on time every
month or there could be dire consequences.
Here’s a helpful list of our most commonly asked
questions.
“Clantoot's credit card helped me manage my expenses efficiently. The
rewards are amazing. I’ve nearly saved-up enough points to have my
gunt removed at the Betty Hubbard Clinic!”
Elsie Cocksocks, Norwich
"Clantoot helped me choose the perfect credit card that suits my utterly
depraved lifestyle. Their team is quite knowledgeable and responsive."
Dick Wonk, Dorset
I highly recommend Clantoot for all your credit card needs. They made
the application process seamless and hassle-free, especially after I gave
them a spare set of keys to my house. I now have loads of money to
spend on little fluffy toys.
Hilda Gland, Bristol
“Doctor Skcollob told me it would be a great idea to apply for one of
these cards, so I did. It were good cause I spent all the money on booze
and prostitutes”
Brian Spunkwort, Somerset
We believe our credit card is the best in the business, but don’t take
our word for it, just take a look at these glowing recommendations.
