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Here at the Betty Hubbard Clinic we are very proud of the fact that we have developed a diverse and innovative range of products and services over the years. We have been at the forefront of technical innovation since 1903 when we pioneered the first Sex-Change operation. Now Doctor Skcollob is pleased to announce his brand-new product, which has been designed in-house, in collaboration with our talented research technicians - The Doctor Skcollob Tourette Zapper Collar When it comes to controlling Tourette’s syndrome sufferers, the challenge is not always an easy one to conquer. Some sufferers are easy-going and happy to do as they are told, but there are others that are more wilful and want to do things their way. Of course, if you are in need of a training aid, and have a particularly annoying person in your home, there is now something that can help. Doctor Skcollob’s Tourette’s Zapper collar is a fantastic way to help get things back on track and help keep your irritating Tourette’s syndrome sufferer under control. There are eleven different levels built-in to the collar, with each one increasing the duration of the electric shock. So, the more the person tics, the longer the collar is activated for. There is a sensitivity adjustment setting as well, which allows you to tailor it to children or adults Excessive swearing can be frustrating, especially if the neighbours are threatening to put in a complaint. Using Doctor Skcollob’s collar can help to get rid of this habit, as it will activate as soon as swearing is detected, using a built-in database of hundreds of swear words and phrases**. The powerful electric shock, will surprise them into silence. it startles the wearer, and the more they swear the longer the electric shocks go on for.
Company terms and conditions: Whilst little care is taken to describe our products in an accurate and honest way, some features of this product may differ from the advertised description. *Please note that this controversial system of electric shock treatments has not been proven to work for everyone due to the extraordinary high voltage output and may cause some rather unpleasant side- effects such as: depression, memory loss, vaginal bleeding, cramps, permanent brain damage, dangerous uncontrollable seizures and many, yet undiscovered side-effects such as death. The Betty Hubbard Clinic shall take no responsibility for the misuse of this product. Please consult your doctor before using agreeing to undergo this untested and unlicensed method of cure. Prolonged use of this method may cause cancer. Keep out of the reach of pets and children. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such. ** The words ‘fuck and ‘cunt’ are not included by default in the device’s vocabulary and are available as an add-on at extra cost.
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“my 14-year-old daughter was becoming unbearable to live with after she started showing the symptoms of Tourette’s syndrome. I tried slapping her in the face every time she had tics but this just seemed to make her worse. I was going out of my mind as she was so fucking annoying, but after trying the zapper collar our lives have been transformed. Thank you Doctor Skcollob.” Bernie Kuntwhistle, Cardiff “I didn’t have a clue what to buy my nephew for Christmas, but when I found this on the internet I knew it would be great to keep him under control, he aint got no Tourette’s, he’s just a violent little thug that needs controlling” - Nobkin Trunks, Skegness “I bought one of these for my stag do, It was great fun giving all my mates electric shocks” Keith Cumonarat, Great Yarmouth
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Order your Doctor Skcollob’s Tourettes Zapper Collar for the bargain price of only £399
Hundreds of volts of Powerful electric shock. Reachable battery. Can be controlled via Bluetooth with a smartphone app. Lockable collar can be worn 24hrs a day. Guaranteed behavioural difference in days. Eleven different power levels Safe to use* Built-in microphone and microprocessor recognises hundreds of swear words** Legal in most Countries. Recommended by the UK Medical Association.
Great value at only £399
This audio file demonstrates the effectiveness of Doctor Skcollob’s Collar. A 16 year-old boy was swearing uncontrollably before his father turned the child’s collar up to eleven and gave him a couple of short but effective high intensity shocks.
Doctor Skcollob’s Tourettes Collar comes complete with a smartphone app that can be used to easily control the collar via a bluetooth link.
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