*Nutritional
Information per 100g
Energy 1100 kcal - Protein 1.9g - Carbohydrate 25.3g of which
sugars 0.5g - Fat 99.8g of which saturates 99.3g Dietary Fibre 0.01g Salt 20.52g of which Sodium
16g
WARNING -
Doctor Skcollob's
Special Spicy Meatballs are made from ovarian cysts. They
may also contain various forms of human
flesh and organs, including: Brains, liver, heart, lungs,
scrotum, testicles, bladders, vulva, foreskins, kneecaps,
intestines, anal tissue, Haemorrhoids plus
powdered bones, unidentified surgery leftovers,
liquid from liposuction
procedures, blood, pubic
hair, gristle,
and sawdust.
Not suitable for vegetarians or
Children under 18 Months old.
Cyril Cyst our Meatball
Mascot encourages your Kids to eat healthily. See an
introduction video from Cyril
here
Download a
window sticker for your car
here
Why not try
Skcollob Sausages, Meaty Pizzas and Faggots. All made from 100% Surgical Meat
PLEASE NOTE: We receive
many emails and letters from potential customers who are
concerned that eating our delicious range of meat products
may be
considered an act of cannibalism. You can be rest assured
that every* patient who is operated on at the Betty Hubbard
Clinic, or any other medial facility that we obtain our
ingredients from, has signed a disclaimer that gives us
permission to use any surgery leftovers that go into in any
of our tasty products with their consent. We hope this will
put your mind at ease as you tuck into a yummy Dr. Skcollob
creation.
* We sometimes find it necessary to perform emergency
operations on certain patients due to circumstances beyond
our control. In these situations, surgical waste is used in
our meat products without the express permission of the
individual concerned.