Doctor Skcollob’s Covid-19 cure

* Please note that this controversial product has not been proven to work for everyone and may cause some rather unpleasant side-effects such as: impotence, depression, anal tearing, penis shrinkage, vaginal dryness, heavy internal bleeding, memory loss, excessive flatulence, diarrhoea and many, yet undiscovered side-effects. On no account should this product be injected intravenously as this could lead to seizures or even instant death, due to the extraordinary high levels of sodium triflouride and other rather unpleasant chemicals and constituents contained within it. The Betty Hubbard Clinic shall take no responsibility for the misuse of this product or any other merchandise supplied by us or any of our partner companies. Please consult your doctor before taking any untested or unlicensed medication. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such. Ingredients: sodium polyacrylate, disinfectant, chalk, talcum powder, sodium hydroxide, beaver anal glands, minced fish bladders, artificial colours, hetroclox99, homocell256, gaybenderlox, elasteen251, mercury, Strontium 192, chlorine trifluoride.

Here at the Betty Hubbard Clinic we have been at the forefront of Medical innovation since 1903 when we pioneered the first Sex Change operation. Now, after many weeks of intensive research and experimentation, we have achieved what other medical research institutes around the world have not yet been able to develop. Yes, we now have a cure for COVID-19. In fact, Doctor Skcollob is so confident in his breakthrough, that he is already working on a cure for COVID-20! Not only is this cure 100% effective, but it’s also incredibly easy to administer as you simply have to swallow a single pill for it to work. Don’t delay, order you Coraonavirus COVID-19 pill now for the bargain price of only £999. We know that this may be considered an expensive purchase for some, but we believe that you cannot put a price on your health. So please, order your pill today, safe in the knowledge that your cure has been developed by the leading research clinic in the UK.