Since 1998 Doctor Skcollob and his team of talented chefs have
strived to bring you the finest meat products possible.
Our Sausages, meatballs pizzas and faggots are meticulously made with the best
fillings. We carefully source our ingredients from the Betty Hubbard Clinic and
other medical facilities all over the UK, to bring out the very best flavours. we
believe that it is this attention to detail which keeps our customers coming back
for more. This why he have developed our new product - Knacker Krackers.
These delicious, crunchy crackers are made from the thousands of sheep
testicles that would otherwise go to waste every year. Together with our many
other unique ingredients, these crackers taste fantastic and make the ideal
accompaniment to any meal.
Why not order some delicious Knacker Krackers today, we guarantee you’ll have
never tasted anything like them before!
Company terms and conditions: Whilst some care is taken to describe our products in an accurate and honest way, some ingredients may
differ from the advertised description. Although the quality of our crackers is checked periodically, we cannot guarantee these products will be
free of any rather unpleasant bacteria or other hostile micro-organisms. If it appears that during or after the consumption of any of our crackers
that you are becoming ill, we recommend that you seek medical help immediately. We cannot be held responsible for any loss of life however
caused arising from the consumption of our products, including, distress, inconvenience or anxiety and is entirely done so at your own risk.
Whilst every care is taken to remove any shards of glass from our crackers some may remain. Keep out of the reach of small children and pets.
We show little respect for your personal information and your privacy and will share or sell your information to other organisations or the highest
bidder. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such.
Warning: This product may cause heavy internal bleeding, memory loss, excessive flatulence, diarrhoea and many, yet undiscovered side-
effects. Do not consume more than five crackers in any 24-hour period, as this may cause serious health problems such as death. Please
consult your doctor before taking any untested or unlicensed medication.
Ingredients: Flour, Sheep Testicles, Human Testicles - LEFTOVER from surgical PROCEDURES, urine from - humans, goats, cows, pigs, and horses.
Bleach, Pig semen, Rat blood, Sodium Hydroxide, Beaver anal glands, Fish bladder, Aborted foetal cells, Artificial colours, Concentrated
Testosterone, Hetroclox99, Homocell256, Gaybenderlox, elasteen251,Virgins’ tears, mercury, Strontium 192, oestrogen, faecal matter,
Chlorine Trifluoride, Caustic Soda, Anti-caking agent, Sugar.
Take a look at the large range of medical products and
services offered at the Betty Hubbard Clinic. From felch
pumps to a full-blown sex-change operation we’ve got
every product and procedure you could possibly want at
prices you will not believe.
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“After visiting the very helpful Doctor Skcollob at the Betty Hubbard Clinic, he
advised me to start eating these crackers to help me stay healthy. They is well
nice and they is so delicious and crunchy. I can’t stop eating them now.”
Betty Smork, Brighton
“I CAN’T STOP eating THESE crackers AS THEY IS SO DELICIOUS.
I reckon I eat about six packets a day as they is so addictive
and that. They’re the dog’s bollocks!”
Clinton Dennison, Leeds
“I been eating loads of these as I is thought they would help me lose weight.
They have made me put on loads of weight but I don’t care as they is so nice and
that. I just love Knacker Krackers!”
Freda Wallace, Yorkshire
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Buy three packs of Knacker Krackers and
receive a voucher for 50% off Skcollob
Sausages, Meatballs, pizzas or Faggots
Great tasting food starts with
fresh, wholesome ingredients.
That’s why we insist on only
the finest testicles for our tasty
crackers.
Our meaty mascot, Terry Testicle encourages your
kids to eat healthily, by munching these wholesome
tasty crackers.
Download your very own Terry Testicle
poster here and stick in your window of your
home to show the world that you love these
tasty crackers.
serving suggestion
•
NO ARTIFICIAL COLOURS OR
PRESERVATIVES
•
GLUTEN FREE
•
MADE WITH ONLY NATURAL
INGREDIENTS
•
A GREAT SOURCE OF FIBRE
•
GREAT VALUE
•
HANDMADE IN SMALL
BATCHES
Watch our video below, as our mascot, Terry Testicle introduces kids to the wonderful
health benefits of eating Knacker Krackers.
