Exclusive offer from The Betty Hubbard Clinic Bio-Science Laboratories

 
Doctor Skcollob's Miracle Health Tonic - A new medical sensation!
 

 

Doctor Harry Skcollob has over 38 years experience in the medical field and is now the main consultant at The Betty Hubbard Clinic, London. 

Dr. Skcollob is probably best known for his pioneering sex change surgery procedures. He has performed many successful gender reassignment operations over the years and continues to be kept very busy with his work.

From the common cold to full-blown AIDS, only Doctor Skcollob’s Miracle Health Tonic is guaranteed to cure 98% of all know diseases.

This brand new tonic formula sensation has taken the medical world by storm. Now it's your chance to try this marvel of medicine yourself as we offer it to you for the unbelievable introductory price of only Ł29.99 per bottle.

 

Order a bottle today, you wont believe the difference it will make to your life! Only Doctor Skcollob's Miracle Health Tonic comes with this guarantee: your money back if you're not completely satisfied with the incredible health benefits this astonishing liquid gives you.

 

Cures 98% of all know diseases including AIDS and Ebola.

   

Just look at what just some of our happy customers say:

 
 

 


“I was nearly dead due to the ravaging effects of AIDS. One week after drinking a bottle of Doctor Skcollob’s Miracle Health Tonic, I ran the London Marathon”

– 
Gay Steve, Brighton  

"This stuff cleared up my Anal Warts no problem"
- Victor Mingepole, Bristol

"I was Suffering from something rather nasty I caught off a whore. This stuff cleared it up a treat"
- Fred Wallace, Yorkshire

"my Pubic Lice have nowhere to run now"
- Sid Mashed, London

"The Doctors told me I had a week to live. That was over ten days ago - Thank you Dr. Skcollob"
- Doris Bellend, Scunthorpe

 

 


INGREDIENTS:
industrial alcohol, bleach, horse urine, pig semen, rat blood, Sodium Hydroxide,
Beaver anal glands, Fish bladder, Aborted foetal cells, artificial colours, salt, spices, Tiger bone marrow, monkey brain matter, dinosaur DNA, snake venom, gorilla testes, Octopus secretions, human womb lining, smegma, frogspawn, bull semen. faecal matter, scorpion venom, rat milk, Desiccated Clitoris, Holy water, Virgins' tears blessed by a Buddhist monk,  Dihydroxyacetone, Propylene Glycol, Erythrulose, Decyl Glucoside, Glycerine, Methyl Gluceth-20, Isocetheth-20, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Phenoxythanol, Methynastlparaben, Gaybenderlox-3000, Petroleum spirit, artificial flavours.

WARNING -
 Keep out of the reach of children and pets. Prolonged use of this product may cause cancer.
 

 
       

Now you can order the astonishing  Doctor Skcollob's Miracle Heath Tonic for the bargain price of only Ł29.99

Now you can order the astonishing  Doctor Skcollob's Miracle Heath Tonic for the bargain price of only Ł29.99

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