Here at the Betty Hubbard Clinic we have been at the forefront of Medical innovation since 1903 when we pioneered the first Sex Change operation. These days unwanted pregnancies are at truly epidemic proportions and it’s a situation we want to see eradicated from society. Because of this growing problem, Doctor Skcollob and his dedicated team of professionals here at the Betty Hubbard Clinic came up with a brand-new electronic device – SpermZapper SpermZapper is a revolutionary new form of contraception developed by Doctor Skcollob and his team, that enables men to continue their sexual practices with woman without the risk of their sperm fertilising their partner’s reproduction area. The beauty of SpermZapper lies in its ease of use, as it can be easily fitted to the inner thigh next to the testicles by the user in a few minutes using double-sided adhesive tape, without the need for expensive and painful surgery. Unlike other forms of male contraception, SpermZapper is completely non-invasive, requires no form of anaesthetic and requires only a minimal recuperation period once attached. The secret of SpermZapper lies in its use of tiny battery-powered electrodes. These specially developed voltage rods harmlessly zap ejaculate with a high voltage blast, just before they are released from the testicles, rendering them harmless. Now you can safely have sex with any woman of your choice, safe in the knowledge that you won’t have any awkward pregnancy issues to deal with.
“I didn’t want no more kids as I got six of the little Bastards already like. I bought this cause it works real great and I wont be having no more kids with my ugly wife” - Clinton Dennison, Leeds
Please note that this controversial product has not been proven to work for all men and may cause some rather unpleasant side- effects such as: increased impotence, depression, penis shrinkage, heavy internal bleeding, memory loss, excessive flatulence, diarrhoea and many, yet undiscovered side-effects. On no account should this device plugged-in to the mains supply this could lead to seizures or even instant death, due to the extraordinary high voltage output. The Betty Hubbard Clinic shall take no responsibility for the misuse of this product or any other merchandise supplied by us or any of our partner companies. Please consult your doctor before using any untested or unlicensed medical apparatus. We show little respect for your personal information and your privacy and will share or sell your information to other organisations or the highest bidder. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial, or professional advice and must not be relied on as such.
Take a look at the large range of medical products and services offered at the Betty Hubbard Clinic. From felch pumps to a full-blown sex change operation we’ve got every product and procedure you could possible want at prices you will not believe.
They all love SpermZapper!
“I aint got no girlfriend or nothing, but I bought one of these and keep it strapped to my leg all the time, just in case i get lucky” - Tarquin Phuknugget – London
Small and discrete Works with 100% efficiency Uses one AAA battery (not included) Easy fitted in minutes Dishwasher safe Comfortable to wear Affordable reassurance Water resistant Great value
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