The Betty Hubbard Care Home has been DESIGNED BY THE WORLD RENOWNED doctor Skcollob AND purpose-built next to
our World-famous clinic to provide helpful conclusions for people living there. The home features some of the latest
in care home technology to give peace of mind to residents and their loved ones. Prices start from as little as
£1900 per week for a basic care package.
The home is principally for people that are either too old and decrepit to
live by themselves or are living with dementia and require general
nursing needs. The home also provides care and support for people with
mental health conditions. Unlike other care homes where residents are
left alone all day, effectively living on ‘death row’ we actively try to cure
mental illnesses such as dementia with our specially devised electric shock
treatments. These treatments work by blasting a 240-volt shock directly into the
cerebral cortex of the patient’s brain for a short period. The resulting changes to the brain’s
molecular structure have been proven to cure many forms of dementia and other mental
illnesses.
When making the choice to move a relative into a care home, it is important you seek the
correct financial advice and be certain about costs and affordability. Therefore, we have
teamed-up with Skcollob Loans to provide an excellent payment plan method to pay for the
care of your loved ones.
Animals are very therapeutic for residents, so we have teamed-up with farmer Cyril Kringe to
bring animals from his farm in Somerset to interact with the residents on a weekly basis.
If for any reason a resident of our home has either had enough of life and wants to give up or perhaps the financial means to pay for care
cannot be met. We have a made arrangements to offer a fantastic deal to terminate their life at our specialised euthanasia clinic that is only a
short distance away.
Ed Floetit - manager
For when things get too much The Betty Hubbard Euthanasia
Clinic is here to help
Whilst little care is taken to describe our care home in an accurate and honest way, some procedures and facilities may differ from the advertised
description. Please note that this controversial system of electric shock treatments has not been proven to work for everyone and may cause some
rather unpleasant side-effects such as: depression, seizures, memory loss, vaginal bleeding and cramps, and many, yet undiscovered side-effects
such as death. The Betty Hubbard Clinic shall take no responsibility for the misuse of these procedures by either our patients, staff or companies.
Please consult your doctor before agreeing to undergo this untested and unlicensed method of treatment. Prolonged use of this method may cause
cancer. Please note that inmates who become violent or difficult to handle, may be tasered or injected with chlorine trifluoride to keep them under
control. Persistent offenders may be forcibly ejected from the care home and sent back to a relative or guardian. If a family member or custodian is
unwilling to take responsibility for one of our inmates due to their intolerable behaviour, we have been authorised to have them euthanised and made
into one of our meat products. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be
relied on as such.
We sometimes find it necessary to perform emergency operations on certain patients due to circumstances beyond our control. In these situations, any surgical
waste is used in our meals and meat products without the express permission of the individual concerned.
A dementia patient receives a course of our pioneering electro
therapy treatments
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to see for yourself the excellent care we provide.
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with a specially tailored payment plan from Skcollob Loans
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“I’ve got meself booked into this place for when I get old and that and have taken out one of them Skcollob loans to
pay for it.” Miranda Cuminacat
“My senile old mother-in-law is 98 and a right pain in the arse to look after at home. I couldn’t take no more, so me
and the wife put her in this home. They give her electro shock therapy treatments every week to stop her from
screaming and trying to attack people. We had to sell her house to pay for her care, but I think it’s worth it”
Terrance Mingebridge – Clacton-on-Sea
“Doctor Skcollob and his team were so charming. They made me feel so at ease as I handed over my life savings to
pay for my care”
Elsie Cocksocks, Norwich
“I would like to say a big thank you to all the staff at the care home. They were so understanding when my senile old
father had one of his episodes and attacked two of them with his walking stick as he tried to escape through an
open window. I wish them all the best for a speedy recovery and hope they leave hospital soon”
Terry Pigflaps, Coventry
we actively try to cure mental
illnesses such as dementia with
our specially devised electric
shock treatments.
These treatments work by blasting
a 240-volt shock directly into the
cerebral cortex of the patient’s
brain for a short period. The
resulting changes to the brain’s
molecular structure have been
proven to cure many forms of
dementia and other mental
illnesses.