The Betty Hubbard Care Home has been DESIGNED BY THE WORLD RENOWNED doctor Skcollob AND purpose-built next to our World-famous clinic to provide helpful conclusions for people living there. The home features some of the latest in care home technology to give peace of mind to residents and their loved ones. Prices start from as little as £1900 per week for a basic care package.The home is principally for people that are either too old and decrepit to live by themselves or are living with dementia and require general nursing needs. The home also provides care and support for people with mental health conditions. Unlike other care homes where residents are left alone all day, effectively living on ‘death row’ we actively try to cure mental illnesses such as dementia with our specially devised electric shock treatments. These treatments work by blasting a 240-volt shock directly into the cerebral cortex of the patient’s brain for a short period. The resulting changes to the brain’s molecular structure have been proven to cure many forms of dementia and other mental illnesses. When making the choice to move a relative into a care home, it is important you seek the correct financial advice and be certain about costs and affordability. Therefore, we have teamed-up with Skcollob Loans to provide an excellent payment plan method to pay for the care of your loved ones.Animals are very therapeutic for residents, so we have teamed-up with farmer Cyril Kringe to bring animals from his farm in Somerset to interact with the residents on a weekly basis.If for any reason a resident of our home has either had enough of life and wants to give up or perhaps the financial means to pay for care cannot be met. We have a made arrangements to offer a fantastic deal to terminate their life at our specialised euthanasia clinic that is only a short distance away.Ed Floetit - manager
For when things get too much The Betty Hubbard Euthanasia Clinic is here to help
Whilst little care is taken to describe our care home in an accurate and honest way, some procedures and facilities may differ from the advertised description. Please note that this controversial system of electric shock treatments has not been proven to work for everyone and may cause some rather unpleasant side-effects such as: depression, seizures, memory loss, vaginal bleeding and cramps, and many, yet undiscovered side-effects such as death. The Betty Hubbard Clinic shall take no responsibility for the misuse of these procedures by either our patients, staff or companies. Please consult your doctor before agreeing to undergo this untested and unlicensed method of treatment. Prolonged use of this method may cause cancer. Please note that inmates who become violent or difficult to handle, may be tasered or injected with chlorine trifluoride to keep them under control. Persistent offenders may be forcibly ejected from the care home and sent back to a relative or guardian. If a family member or custodian is unwilling to take responsibility for one of our inmates due to their intolerable behaviour, we have been authorised to have them euthanised and made into one of our meat products. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such. We sometimes find it necessary to perform emergency operations on certain patients due to circumstances beyond our control. In these situations, any surgical waste is used in our meals and meat products without the express permission of the individual concerned.
A dementia patient receives a course of our pioneering electro therapy treatments
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“I’ve got meself booked into this place for when I get old and that and have taken out one of them Skcollob loans to pay for it.”Miranda Cuminacat“My senile old mother-in-law is 98 and a right pain in the arse to look after at home. I couldn’t take no more, so me and the wife put her in this home. They give her electro shock therapy treatments every week to stop her from screaming and trying to attack people. We had to sell her house to pay for her care, but I think it’s worth it” Terrance Mingebridge – Clacton-on-Sea“Doctor Skcollob and his team were so charming. They made me feel so at ease as I handed over my life savings to pay for my care”Elsie Cocksocks, Norwich“I would like to say a big thank you to all the staff at the care home. They were so understanding when my senile old father had one of his episodes and attacked two of them with his walking stick as he tried to escape through an open window. I wish them all the best for a speedy recovery and hope they leave hospital soon” Terry Pigflaps, Coventry