41, Fourtney Mews, off Germain street, London WC1 TA4
We could tell you that My-Mesh procedures are the best in the business, but in the end nothing matters more, than what you our valued customers think. Below are just a few of your comments.
“I aint too clever but that Doctor Skcollob told me it would be a great idea to have one of his mesh things stapled up my arse, so I did. It feels a bit weird but he said I’ll get used to it” Tarquin Phuknugget – London “My downstairs region looked like a punched lasagne after giving birth to my sixth child. Thanks to Doctor Skcollob and his My-Mesh my lady bits now feel as tight as a seal on a fridge door.” Michele - Wiltshire “After years of hard, full-on anal sex, my anal cavity was so loose that my partner could fist me dry without any problems whatsoever. I had to wear three tampons up there just to stop everything from falling out. Since having the My-Mesh stapled into place I now have the confidence to go out in public without having any embarrassing leakage difficulties” Big Gay Steve – Brighton “Doctor Skcollob told me he had to use a whole roll of My-Mesh to treat me as my sagging bits were in one hell of a state after years of self-abuse” Fred Ebullana, Bristol
Don’t delay, get your My-Mesh fitted today!
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The secret of My-Mesh lies in its use of Chlorine Trifluoride biochemical release elements.  These specially developed chemicals harmlessly bind themselves onto body tissue and gently dissolve the body cells to bond the My-Mesh and your muscles together.
Totally safe procedure* Quick and relatively painless procedure Available in a range of fashionable colours Guaranteed for 10 years
Company terms and conditions: *  If you plan to have a My-Mesh implanted into your body, please be aware that the risk of death from its fitting is calculated at roughly 37%. All prices shown are an approximate guide and do not necessarily reflect the actual amount you will have to pay after any other unfortunate expenses have been incurred. The Betty Hubbard Clinic and Doctor Skcollob take no responsibility for any misguided decisions you may make as a result of your reliance in this procedure’s safety. Please consult your doctor before having your My- Mesh fitted. A mandatory life insurance fee of £300 must be paid to us before your operation can be performed. We also recommend patients purchase their own life cover before they are operated on by us. The Betty Hubbard Clinic requires that any individual we operate on signs a consent form that exonerates us from any injuries, brain damage or deaths resulting from any of our operations. We also require that every patient signs a disclaimer that gives us permission to use any surgery leftovers that go into in any of our tasty meat products with their consent.  We sometimes find it necessary to perform certain emergency procedures on certain patients when they are under the knife, due to circumstances beyond our control. In these situations any surgical waste is used in our meat products without the express permission of the individual concerned. A small fee of £79 to cover administration costs is required from patients before any surgery procedure can be carried out. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such.
Here at the Betty Hubbard Clinic we are very proud of the fact that we have developed a diverse and innovative range of products and services over the years. We have been at the forefront of technical innovation since 1903 when we pioneered the first Sex-Change operation. Now Doctor Skcollob is pleased to announce his brand new product, which has been designed in-house, in collaboration with our talented research technicians. After reading the many news stories that have been circulating in recent months regarding the countless problems associated with mesh implants, Doctor Skcollob thought it was about time that something was done to combat the awful problem that many women and some men have been too embarrassed to talk about. Doctor Skcollob’s My-Mesh has been designed to combat the problem of vaginal prolapses amongst many women and a worryingly growing number of anal cavity collapses in homosexual men. My-Mesh is made from a specially developed polypropylene plastic, coated with Chlorine Trifluoride and our other, special, secret technological advancements. It is permanently sewn and sometimes stapled into place and implanted to support weakened muscles. It is guaranteed to provide a safe and lasting solution to your hideously deformed body. Contact us now or drop into the Clinic to discuss your embarrassing situation with us.
It couldn’t be easier to have your My-Mesh fitted here at the Betty Hubbard Clinic. Here’s how it works: 1. Simply book your appointment at the Betty Hubbard Clinic. 2. After contacting us and arranging your appointment, wait for your allotted fitting time slot. 3. Upon arrival at the clinic, your My-Mesh  procedure is carried out. 4. You are discharged from the clinic safe in the knowledge that your once saggy vagina or anal cavity is now as tight as a drum.
We come to you. If for any reason you cannot visit us here the clinic due to the pain and discomfort of your bodily parts hanging out of your body, you can have your My-Mesh fitted in the comfort of your own home. We now have a small fleet of specially equipped My-Mesh vans covering the UK. Click on the map to see the areas of the UK covered by our vans and book your home appointment now!
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MY-MESH PROCEDURES START AT THE BARGAIN PRICE OF ONLY £899!