Welcome to Bellend Grange Health Spa and Wellness Centre
Newly established in 2022, our beautiful appointed spa, offers a friendly professional & tranquil environment
combined with first class beauty treatments and products. From Colonic Irrigation to relaxing full day packages and
advanced therapy treatments, we can service your every wish. Each Salon has its own character and unique
treatments. There is always lots to do when you visit with a fantastic restaurant to eat, have a coffee and take some
much needed time out from our busy life. You will leave our spa feeling satisfied, relaxed, refreshed and ready to
face the day ahead. Our carefully chosen, highly trained and fantastic team of are waiting to satisfy your every
requirement. We look forward to seeing you soon.
Bellend Health Spa & The Betty Hubbard Clinic is part of
The Machine that goes ping group of companies
Meet the Team Treatments Prices Special Offers
We are delighted to offer you a unique
opportunity to indulge your senses by
enjoying afternoon tea in the glorious
setting of the Bellend Grange
orangery.
For only £49 per person, you can
enjoy perfect, locally sourced
refreshments in the tranquil setting of
this magnificent building.
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Please note: The management reserve the right to refuse entry to Bellend Grange Health Spa and its on-site attractions and amenities to
any person not deemed fit to enter. This includes Chavs, Scumbags, Gypsies, people from Council estates, anyone with the surname
Wankmangle, miscreants and any other undesirables. You may also be asked for your postcode upon entry. Please adhere to our dress code
by wearing suitable attire when visiting the Spa; tracksuits and hoodies are not permitted and we would prefer gentlemen to wear ties. *
Awards pending. ** Minimum spend £500. Loyalty cad membership is charged at £29.99 per month and entitles the holder to 1% discount. All
our beauty products are tested on little fluffy animals. Bellend Grange is situated within Felchem Hall in Somerset.
The Betty Hubbard Clinic and Bellend Grange expressly disclaims responsibility, and shall have no liability, for any damages, loss, injury, or
liability whatsoever suffered as a result of your reliance on the information contained in this site. The Betty Hubbard Clinic does not endorse
specifically any test, treatment, or procedure mentioned on this site.
Dine in style at our
award winning*
restaurant
Sample menu
Top Rump
Medium rare roasted Rump buttock served on
Creamy Mash, Spring Greens and carrots drizzled
with a mulled wine Sauce £45
Condom Haggis
Our very own signature dish of minced gunts,
intestines, and other lumps of surgery leftovers
mixed with oatmeal and boiled for eight hours in a
condom for a unique meaty taste. Served with
mashed swede and smothered in a rich extra thick
gravy £35
Pizza
Freshly cooked to order, these 8’’ pizzas are
available in two exciting flavours - Meaty foreskin
or meatball and Gunt £25
Sausage and mash
A British classic with a twist. Gunt and herb
sausages served with mashed potatoes and extra
thick gravy. £27
Relax and unwind in our heated swimming pool
Doctor Henry Skcollob
Our head of everything medical here at the spa. Henry has over thirty years of medical
experience and is our chief doctor at our sister company - the Betty Hubbard Clinic.
Nurse - Lana Nibbats
Our head of nursing here at the spa. Lana has many years of experience of all things
health related and is in charge of fitting MARPs to men and all things anal at the world
famous Betty Hubbard Clinic. Come and see Lana here at the spa for all your colonic
irrigation needs.
Receptionist – Tracy Ottercocks
Tracy is here to welcome you and help you choose some of our wonderful treatments here
at the spa.
Head Chef - Keith cumonarat
Our head chef Keith has many years’ experience and is also head chef at Chez Skcollob Bistro.
He has developed many of the healthy and unique dishes we serve in our delightful
restaurant.
Masseur - Harry Dickmouse
Our masseur Harry will rub your naked body all over with his special blend of oils and
herbs. You will feel so relaxed as his magical hands envelop your body.
Meet the team
A decent facial is a must-have treatment when
you visit a spa. Here at Bellend Grange we only
use the finest face cream available on the
market today.
This nourishing cream is simply formulated using high
quality natural ingredients - pure Somerset mud from the
river Parrett, which contains a rich blend of beneficial
minerals, mixed with honey and natural oils. As a beauty
treatment, the mud aids deep cleansing, revitalises the skin
and minimises the appearance of wrinkles on the face. On the
body, it draws out toxins and makes your skin appear
smoother and tighter.
Gift Vouchers
Bellend Grange gift
Vouchers available all
year for that perfect
gift**
Merchandise
We have a large range of merchandise for
you to purchase in the spa shop.
Show the world you’re a fan of probably the
best health centre in the UK.
Sweatshirt £70
Water bottle £45
T-shirt £45
Our fitness guru, Rita Cantuft will get you into shape
If you are looking to improve your fitness levels or simply feel healthier, Then Rita will
take your fitness to the next level.
We offer a range of exercise classes, plus the opportunity to use highly trained personal
trainer, Rita Cantuft for that added motivation.
At Bellend Grange, we provide the very best in health and fitness facilities. Our stylish
and spacious gym makes it the best place to work out. Here you will find state-of-the-art
exercise equipment, innovative fitness classes, which include a personalised exercise
programme designed to be enjoyable and varied to help you get the results you want.
Book your one-to-one session with Rita here
(includes naked sauna experience)
Enjoy special offers and collect
points with our exclusive loyalty
card**.
When you join Bellend Grange Spa, you can apply for
our exclusive loyalty card that entitles you to many
benefits, such discounts in our spa shop and
restaurant. You can also collect points every time you
visit the spa. These points can be used for treatments
or procedures at our parent company - The Betty
Hubbard Clinic.
Our exclusive anti-ageing serum.
Devolved by our very own in-house expert, Doctor
Skcollob, this powerful cream will take years off you
looks. made from the finest ingredients, such as Sacred
water collected directly from the legendary spring at
the foot of the world-famous Glastonbury Tor, where
it is mixed with a secret blend of organic herbs, calf fat
and goat urine. By applying a single application of this
serum to your face once a day, your skin will quickly
feel invigorated with the health-giving properties of
this miracle potion.
All our cosmetic products are tested on little fluffy animals for your safety and convenience.
Our exclusive anti-
ageing mud treatment
Devolved by our very own in-house
expert, Doctor Skcollob, this
amazing mud is sourced directly
from the banks of the River Parrett
in Somerset. This miracle mud is
slavered all over your body, where
its combination of minerals and
other secret ingredients will leave
your skin feeling soft and glowing.
The mud found in the River Parrett
is rich in magnesium and sulphur.
The mineral-rich mud not only
draws impurities from the skin but
also gives the feeling of mental
wellbeing.
