welcome to Felchem Hall - Home to the Snuffington-Smith Family Since 1792

WELCOME TO FELCHEM HALL - HOME TO THE SNUFFINGTON- SMITH FAMILY SINCE 1792 A great day out for all the Family - Tour the the historic Hall, Have luncheon in the recently converted stable block, browse the beautiful objet d'art available in the gift shop, or for a special treat, why not pamper yourself in our recently opened Health Spa. Brand new attraction for 2021 - Monkey Jungle

A VERY WARM WELCOME AWAITS YOU AT MY DELIGHTFUL HOME. I would also like to take this opportunity to tell you about my wonderful ancestral home of Felchem Hall where you can visit my lovely domicile, have luncheon at the converted stables, pamper yourself at the health spa and purchase the beautiful objet d'art available in the gift shop. All for the great value price of only £49 per person (health spa treatments available at extra cost) Felchem Hall has been the beating heart of the local community for many generations. The Snuffington-Smith family have been custodians of this delightful house since a family of peasants were turfed off the land over 200 years ago by one of my ancestors to build the wonderful building that stands here today. After much deliberation I decided it was about time the old place was opened to you the delightful public. Transforming the family seat has not been without its many annoyances and obstacles over the last few years, I must admit, things have certainly not been easy as you will well know if you've happened to read my blog describing the whole messy business of transforming the stable block into a tea room, gift shop and health spa. If the trials and tribulations of the past year were not enough, I've now taken the bold step of building a Children's Petting Zoo that opened in the summer of 2013. Why not bring your family* to Felchem Hall today, enjoy your tour of this mighty house and gardens and take advantage of the many onsite attractions. I do hope you leave with happy memories and something expensive from the gift shop. If you’re thinking of getting married and are looking for the perfect location, Felchem Hall can be booked as a wedding venue. With six elegant rooms available for exclusive overnight accommodation for the bridal party. In addition civil ceremonies can also be held here.

RECOMMENDATIONS FROM OUR VISITORS "The kids loved the 'whack a peasant' game" Barry Shitt "The Skcollob sausages served in the Tea Room were delicious" Edna Snout "We bought a lovely commemorative Snuffington-Smith family tree plate in the gift shop. It now takes pride of place on our mantelpiece" Mable Mince "The Cream Tea was delicious but a tad pricey at £15" Ivor Minge

We are delighted to announce that Felchem Hall Petting Zoo is now open to the public. Why not bring your family to meet our wide range of charming animals. We have rabbits, guinea pigs, ponies, goats, ducks and donkeys for your children to feed and handle and not forgetting our star attraction! - Charlie the Silver-back Gorilla. Come and meet our lovely little friendly animals today. Download your very own FREE Felchem Hall Petting Zoo car sticker here

*Please note: The management reserve the right to refuse entry to Felchem Hall and its onsite attractions to any person not deemed fit to enter. This includes Chavs, Scumbags, Gypsies, people from Council estates, anyone with the surname Wankmangle, miscreants and any other undesirables. You may also be asked for your postcode upon entry. Please adhere to our dress code by wearing suitable attire when visiting the hall, tracksuits and hoodies are not permitted and we would prefer gentlemen to wear ties.

Henry Snuffington-Smith

Felchem Hall, just off the A303 near Little Shyting.

For further information on Felchem Hall, you can purchase this informative DVD for only £19.99 Join international playboy and raconteur Major Henry Snuffington-Smith as he takes you on a guided tour of his magnificent country house - Felchem Hall, one of grandest stately homes in the country. In this beautifully produced film you will learn many fascinating facts about this ‘treasure house of England’. Narrated by his old school friend and confidante Bunty Forbes-Grainger, this delightful DVD provides a unique glimpse of day-to-day life behind the scenes and meets the team responsible for handling the 10,000 visitors who visit the house, tearoom, health spa, gift shop and petting zoo each year. It also captures some of the magical moments of a year in the life of Henry Snuffington-Smith and his beautiful wife Lady Henrietta Sydenham - de Nork., for whom Felchem Hall is not only a business, it's a home.

Memoirs of the Perfect Gentleman - The autobiography of Henry Snuffington-Smith is available in all good bookshops for only £29.99 Alternatively you can download a Kindle version from Amazon here for only 77p

Please support a cause that is very close to my heart, by adopting a Gorilla from The Snuffington-Smith Gorilla Charity Foundation Your generous gift will be provide much needed funds to help train people to protect not only the Gorillas down in deepest darkest Africa, but also their dwindling habitat. Your valuable donation will help ensure a better and safer future for one of the planet’s most endangered hairy beasts.

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Felchem Hall - part of Snuffington-Smith Enterprises Ltd.

We are delighted to offer you a unique opportunity to indulge your senses by enjoying afternoon tea in the glorious setting of the Felchem hall orangery. For only £49 per couple, you and your partner can enjoy perfect, locally sourced refreshments in the tranquil setting of this magnificent house. BOOK ONLINE NOW