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Felchem Hall Monkey Jungle and Petting Zoo, just off the A303 near Little Shyting.
Felchem Hall - Part of Snuffington-Smith Enterprises Ltd.
*Please note: The management reserve the right to refuse entry to Felchem Hall and its on-site attractions to any person not deemed fit to
enter. This includes Chavs, Scumbags, Gypsies, people from Council estates, anyone with the surname Wankmangle, miscreants and any other
undesirables. You may also be asked for your postcode upon entry. Please adhere to our dress code by wearing suitable attire when visiting the
hall, tracksuits and hoodies are not permitted and we would prefer gentlemen to wear ties. Only food and drinks supplied by our supplier Cyril Kringe
may be consumed at the petting zoo and monkey jungle. Please remember that animals can be unpredictable and dangerous, we therefore except
no responsibility for monkey attacks etc. We show little respect for your personal information and your privacy and will share or sell your
information to other organisations or the highest bidder. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or
professional advice and must not be relied on as such.
For further information on Felchem Hall,
you can purchase this informative DVD
for only £19.99
Join international playboy and raconteur Major Henry
Snuffington-Smith as he takes you on a guided tour of his
magnificent country house - Felchem Hall, one of grandest
stately homes in the country.
In this beautifully produced film you will learn many
fascinating facts about this ‘treasure house of
England’. Narrated by his old school friend and
confidante Bunty Forbes-Grainger, this delightful
DVD provides a unique glimpse of day-to-day life
behind the scenes and meets the team responsible
for handling the 10,000 visitors who visit the house,
tearoom, health spa, gift shop and petting zoo each
year. It also captures some of the magical moments of
a year in the life of Henry Snuffington-Smith and his
beautiful wife Lady Henrietta Sydenham - de Nork., for whom
Felchem Hall is not only a business, it's a home.
Memoirs of the Perfect Gentleman - The
autobiography of Henry Snuffington-Smith is available
in all good bookshops for only £29.99 Alternatively
you can download a Kindle version from Amazon
here for only 77p
Please support a cause that is very
close to my heart. By adopting a Gorilla
from The Snuffington-Smith Gorilla Charity
Foundation your generous gift will be
provide much needed funds to help train
people to protect not only the Gorillas down
in deepest darkest Africa, but also their
dwindling habitat.
Your valuable donation will help ensure a
better and safer future for one of the
planet’s most endangered hairy beasts.
The Snuffington-Smith Mega Lottery,
the newest and biggest lottery in the UK. This is
your chance to win big as we give away a
whopping one million pounds every week! Every
week one lucky winner is guaranteed to walk
away with a life-changing sum of money. Just
imagine what you could do with all that lovely
dosh, and that’s not all the good news. Each
week 10%* of money raised by ticket sales
goes to charity, so you can be safe in the
knowledge that not only are you in with a
chance to make it big, but you are also
donating to a worthy cause.
RECOMMENDATIONS FROM OUR VISITORS
"The kids loved the chasing the monkeys around their
enclosure"
Barry Shitt
"The Skcollob sausages served in the Tea Room were
delicious"
Edna Snout
"We bought a lovely commemorative Snuffington-Smith
family tree plate in the gift shop. It now takes pride of place
on our mantelpiece"
Mable Mince
THE BIGGEST COLLECTION OF MONKEYS IN THE SOUTH WEST
Welcome to the Felchem Hall Monkey Jungle
Due to the success of my petting zoo, I’ve decided to build a truly wonderful
enclosure on the land next to it. If you and your family love monkeys, you’ve come
to the right place.
Here at my newly opened Felchem Hall Monkey Jungle we have probably the largest
collection of monkeys kept in captivity in Britain. We’ve got large ones, small ones
and just about everything in between. Unlike other zoos, our monkeys are free to
swing through the canopies of a realistic jungle environment and are not confined to
tiny cages.
Bring your family here today and see the hundreds of monkeys in their specially built
jungle enclosure.
A VIRTUAL HENRY SNUFFINGTON-SMITH
INVITES YOU TO MONKEY JUNGLE