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Felchem Hall Monkey Jungle and Petting Zoo, just off the A303 near Little Shyting.
Felchem Hall - Part of Snuffington-Smith Enterprises Ltd.
*Please note: The management reserve the right to refuse entry to Felchem Hall and its on-site attractions to any person not deemed fit to enter. This includes Chavs, Scumbags, Gypsies, people from Council estates, anyone with the surname Wankmangle, miscreants and any other undesirables. You may also be asked for your postcode upon entry. Please adhere to our dress code by wearing suitable attire when visiting the hall, tracksuits and hoodies are not permitted and we would prefer gentlemen to wear ties. Only food and drinks supplied by our supplier Cyril Kringe may be consumed at the petting zoo and monkey jungle. Please remember that animals can be unpredictable and dangerous, we therefore except no responsibility for monkey attacks etc. We show little respect for your personal information and your privacy and will share or sell your information to other organisations or the highest bidder. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such.
For further information on Felchem Hall, you can purchase this informative DVD for only £19.99 Join international playboy and raconteur Major Henry Snuffington-Smith as he takes you on a guided tour of his magnificent country house - Felchem Hall, one of grandest stately homes in the country. In this beautifully produced film you will learn many fascinating facts about this ‘treasure house of England’. Narrated by his old school friend and confidante Bunty Forbes-Grainger, this delightful DVD provides a unique glimpse of day-to-day life behind the scenes and meets the team responsible for handling the 10,000 visitors who visit the house, tearoom, health spa, gift shop and petting zoo each year. It also captures some of the magical moments of a year in the life of Henry Snuffington-Smith and his beautiful wife Lady Henrietta Sydenham - de Nork., for whom Felchem Hall is not only a business, it's a home.
Memoirs of the Perfect Gentleman - The autobiography of Henry Snuffington-Smith is available in all good bookshops for only £29.99 Alternatively you can download a Kindle version from Amazon here for only 77p
Please support a cause that is very close to my heart. By adopting a Gorilla from The Snuffington-Smith Gorilla Charity Foundation your generous gift will be provide much needed funds to help train people to protect not only the Gorillas down in deepest darkest Africa, but also their dwindling habitat. Your valuable donation will help ensure a better and safer future for one of the planet’s most endangered hairy beasts.
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RECOMMENDATIONS FROM OUR VISITORS "The kids loved the chasing the monkeys around their enclosure" Barry Shitt "The Skcollob sausages served in the Tea Room were delicious" Edna Snout "We bought a lovely commemorative Snuffington-Smith family tree plate in the gift shop. It now takes pride of place on our mantelpiece" Mable Mince

THE BIGGEST COLLECTION OF MONKEYS IN THE SOUTH WEST

Welcome to the Felchem Hall Monkey Jungle

Due to the success of my petting zoo, I’ve decided to build a truly wonderful enclosure on the land next to it. If you and your family love monkeys, you’ve come to the right place. Here at my newly opened Felchem Hall Monkey Jungle we have probably the largest collection of monkeys kept in captivity in Britain. We’ve got large ones, small ones and just about everything in between. Unlike other zoos, our monkeys are free to swing through the canopies of a realistic jungle environment and are not confined to tiny cages. Bring your family here today and see the hundreds of monkeys in their specially built jungle enclosure.
A VIRTUAL HENRY SNUFFINGTON-SMITH INVITES YOU TO MONKEY JUNGLE