Doctor Skcollob's GuntBuster Slimmng Shakes

41, Fourtney Mews, off Germain street, London WC1 TA4

We could tell you our GuntBuster shakes are the best in the business, but in the end nothing matters more, than what you our valued customers think. Below are just a few of your comments.

“To be honest these shakes taste fucking vile, but they do work. I lost almost 30 pounds in only 30 days. My gunt will soon be ancient history!” Brtty Smork - Brighton “I’ve finally found a product that actually does what it promises. My hideous gunt has almost disappeared after only 30 days” Doris Mingepole, Bristol “Once I realised that you actually have to drink the stuff rather than rub it into your gunt. I found that it really works. It’s the dog’s bollocks” Freda Wallace, Yorkshire “This stuff dissolved so much fat from my body that I was in adult nappies for almost 30 days” Doris Bellend, Scunthorpe

Don’t delay, drastically reduce that gunt today!

For even better results and truly outstanding weight loss performance, why not combine the effects of GuntBuster with our incredible and safe surgical procedure - Gunt-B-Gone.

Ingredients: Water, Dried milk powder, Maze starch, Bleach, Industrial alcohol, Horse urine, Pig semen, Rat blood, Sodium Hydroxide, Beaver anal glands, Fish bladder, Aborted foetal cells, Artificial colours, Concentrated Testosterone, Hetroclox99, Homocell256, Gaybenderlox, elasteen251,Virgins’ tears, mercury, Strontium 192, oestrogen, faecal matter, Chlorine Trifluoride, Caustic Soda, Gin, Anti-caking agent, Lemon juice, Sugar. Warning: This product may cause heavy internal bleeding, memory loss, excessive flatulence, diarrhoea and many, yet undiscovered side-effects. Do consume more than five drinks in any 24 hour period, as this may cause serious health problems such as death. Please consult your doctor before taking any untested or unlicensed medication.

The Betty Hubbard Clinic is part of The Machine that goes ping group of companies

For many years Doctor Skcollob and The Betty Hubbard Clinic have been at the forefront of cutting- edge medical product design and services. Since 1903 we have strived to bring you the most unique and innovative products possible. These days obesity is at truly epidemic proportions and it’s a situation we want to see eradicated from society. Because of this growing problem, Doctor Skcollob and his dedicated team of professionals at the Betty Hubbard Clinic developed a brand new product - GuntBuster GuntBuster diet shakes are a convenient, great-tasting meal replacement shake that have been designed to support safe and healthy weight loss. The shakes are high in protein; contain lots of different vitamins, minerals and our own special secret ingredients. They contain only 2000 calories per individual serving and taste surprisingly delicious These new specially formulated shakes are the ONLY medically approved meal replacement diet drinks of their kind guaranteed to work with 100% efficiency, or your money back. Now you can lose that unsightly gunt, safe in the knowledge you’ll be looking and feeling great! By drinking just one delicious shake a day for thirty days we can assure you that your unsightly weight problems will be a distant memory.

The secret of GuntBuster lies in its use of Chlorine Trifluoride biochemical release elements. These specially developed chemicals harmlessly bind themselves onto body fat and gently release the dissolved gunk through your intestines. The resulting gloop is then passed through your system in the natural way.

TAKE THE 30 DAY CHALLENGE NOW!

TAKE OUR 30 DAY CHALLENGE - yes! Just drink one, surprisingly delicious GuntBuster shake a day for thirty days and be amazed at the difference this wonderful liquid remedy makes to your life. You’ll feel and look like a new person!

1 drink only £5.99 Special offer of 30 drinks (full treatment) ONLY £199

Available in a range of delicious flavours. Guaranteed weigh loss in only 30 days or your money back. Totally safe* Uses a unique fat binding system.

Company terms and conditions: Whilst some care is taken to describe our products in an accurate and honest way, some ingredients may differ from the advertised description. Although the quality of our shakes is checked periodically, we cannot guarantee these products will be free of any rather unpleasant bacteria or other hostile micro-organisms. If it appears that during or after the consumption of any of our beverages that you are becoming ill, we recommend that you seek medical help immediately. We cannot be held responsible for any loss of life however caused arising from the consumption of our products, including: distress, inconvenience or anxiety and is entirely done so at your own risk. Whilst every care is taken to remove any shards of glass from our drinks, some may remain. Keep out of the reach of small children and pets.

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