The Betty Hubbard Rehabilitation Clinic - Here at the Betty Hubbard Clinic we have been at the forefront of Medical innovation since 1903 when we pioneered the first Sex Change operation. Now, with our vast experience of everything medical, we can help you overcome your drug and alcohol related addictions, using a combination of counselling and electric shock therapy.our specially devised electric shock treatments. work by blasting a 240-volt shock directly into the cerebral cortex of the patient’s brain for a short period of time. After approximately 12-15 treatments, the resulting changes to the brain’s molecular structure have been proven to cure many forms of drug dependency, alcoholism and other mental illnesses.
For when things get too much The Betty Hubbard Euthanasia Clinic is here to help
Whilst little care is taken to describe our treatments in an accurate and honest way, some procedures and facilities may differ from the advertised description. Please note that this controversial system of electric shock treatments has not been proven to work for everyone and may cause some rather unpleasant side-effects such as: depression, seizures, memory loss, vaginal bleeding and cramps, and many, yet undiscovered side-effects such as death. The Betty Hubbard Clinic shall take no responsibility for the misuse of these procedures by either our patients, staff or companies. Please consult your doctor before agreeing to undergo this untested and unlicensed method of treatment. Prolonged use of this method may cause cancer. Please note that patients who become violent or difficult to handle, may be tasered or injected with chlorine trifluoride to keep them under control. Persistent offenders may be forcibly ejected from the clinic and sent back to a relative or guardian. If a family member or custodian is unwilling to take responsibility for one of our patients due to their intolerable behaviour, we have been authorised to have them euthanised and made into one of our meat products. We sometimes find it necessary to perform emergency operations on certain patients due to circumstances beyond our control. In these situations, any surgical waste is used in our meals and meat products without the express permission of the individual concerned. All prices shown are an approximate guide and do not necessarily reflect the actual amount you will have to pay after any other unfortunate expenses have been incurred. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such*0.0001 percent of the money raised from the sale of our merchandise is donated to the charity Help for Zeros
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A proven cure for madness, hysteria, alcoholism, drug dependency and depression.
“I have spent far too long over the years drinking myself into oblivion at the Highbridge Hotel. I thought the time was right to get myself checked into this place as it was my last hope to sort my life out. I started to have counselling there, but soon realised it was fucking pointless. Then Doctor Skcollob advised me to try electric shock therapy and I haven’t looked back. Yes, I do suffer from terrible headaches, facial tics, blurred vision and impotence, but I think it was worth it as I am now be teetotal.”Bernie Kuntwhistle, “I went fucking mad after years of taking loads of drugs and drinking loads of cider. I was arrested one night after roaming the streets OF MY HOME TOWN NAKED AND smashed out of my fucking mind. They tried to cure me, but nothing worked. As a last HOPE they tied me up in a straitjacket and carted me off to this clinic for electric shock treatments. My fucking head still hurts like crazy, but I think I is cured as I don’t feel like no drugs and cider or nothing no more.” Terry Mingebridge“I thought i didn’t have nothing wrong with me, but that doctor Skcollob said I had evil spirits in my mind or some shit like that. He gave me loads of electric shocks into my brain and said I were cured. I feel fucking weird as I can’t stop shaking, but he said I should feel better soon”Tarquin Phuknugget
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