Here's
some recent nutter reports we've received
Area spotted:
Shepton Mallet, Somerset, UK
Nutter's name:
Gecko Feet
Behaviour of nutter:
Seen hanging around 'Shepton Shops'. This nutter
has hideously weird feet, spread out like a gecko. His other nickname is 'Craghopper'
due to his ability to keep his balance whilst defying precariously dangerous
terrain. He is also known to be able to open bottles of beer and pour into a
glass with his feet. He is identifiable by his zombie walk and his grunting, a
sound like Joey Deacon. Beware of him on
a full moon!
Area
spotted:
Braintree, Essex
Nutters name: hedge row hunk
Behaviour of nutter: Hiding in hedge rows
especially in parks, woods and back street walkways and
waiting for unsuspecting dog walkers (especially little
old ladies) and snatching the animals they so dearly
love and dogging them in the bushes. Seen mainly in the
early hours of the morning.
Area
spotted:
Bury
Nutters name:
wacky
bastard
Behaviour of nutter:
He was in a
bush rubbing a tree whilst licking a cats ass and
sucking a dogs cock and taking pictures of kids walking
past whilst boniga monkey
Area spotted:
Taunton
Nutter's name:
Taunton Tranny
Behaviour of nutter:
Seen wandering the
streets of Taunton with greasy receding hair yanked into
a ponytail, wearing an ill fitting fleece with a floral
skirt and matching croc shoes. Walks with a stick in a
strange way that may indicate that his/her? bits
are still sore from the recent gender reassignment
operation.
Click
here for
video (Thanks AB)
