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Doctor Skcollob’s Excrestop - Unlike other treatments Excrestop enema tablets, not only prevent diarrhoea but also stop you shitting yourself in the first place, with their special plug-like properties. Excrestop is the only diarrhoea treatment available on the market today that is guaranteed to stop you shitting yourself due to its self-seal expanding properties. Here’s how it works: As liquid waste comes into contact with the plug, it expands instantly into your anal cavity, preventing any liquid escaping from your body. it forms a tight seal that prevents you experiencing any embarrassing problems in public. Don’t embarrass yourself, get Excrestop now and never shit yourself in public again! Only £29.99 per pack of six
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Excrestop is so easy to use. Simply lie on your side and insert one tablet into your anal cavity. you will be then protected for approximately eight hours
IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS
I once shit myself at family party after drinking a huge amount of cider and devouring the buffet. After this hugely embarrassing event I thought I’d try Excrestop. I’m glad I did, as since using it I’ve had no other rather awkward situations whilst drunk” Billy Crapjam london “I’ve never shit myself, but I use Excrestop every day, just in case. Thank you Doctor Skcollob, once again your wonderful products have saved the day.” Miranda Cuminacat “I once shit myself at a friend’s wedding after consuming far too much champagne and wedding cake. I’ve never been so embarrassed in my whole life as the effluent went everywhere, including the bride’s dress. If only Excrestop had been available then, things could have turned out a whole lot better. In future I will be using Excrestop before I attend any family functions.” Elsie Cocksocks, Birmingham “Once you get used to using these things, they are surprisingly comfortable. I sometimes get a helpful neighbour to come around and insert mine for me, as I find them difficult to push up myself.” Mary Clunge