* Please note that this controversial product has not been proven to work for everyone and may cause some rather
unpleasant side-effects such as: impotence, depression, anal tearing, penis shrinkage, vaginal dryness, heavy internal
bleeding, memory loss, excessive flatulence, diarrhoea and many, yet undiscovered side-effects. On no account should
this product be consumed, as this could lead to seizures or even instant death, due to the extraordinary high levels of
sodium polyacrylate and other rather unpleasant chemicals and constituents contained within it. The Betty Hubbard
Clinic shall take no responsibility for the misuse of this product or any other merchandise supplied by us or any of our
partner companies. Please consult your doctor before taking any untested or unlicensed medication. The information
contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such.
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Here is just a small selection of our wonderful success stories
Doctor Skcollob’s Excrestop - Unlike other treatments Excrestop enema
tablets, not only prevent diarrhoea but also stop you shitting yourself in the
first place, with their special plug-like properties.
Excrestop is the only diarrhoea treatment available on the market today that is
guaranteed to stop you shitting yourself due to its self-seal expanding properties.
Here’s how it works: As liquid waste comes into contact with the plug, it expands
instantly into your anal cavity, preventing any liquid escaping from your body. it forms
a tight seal that prevents you experiencing any embarrassing problems in public.
Don’t embarrass yourself, get Excrestop now and never shit yourself in public
again!
Only £29.99 per pack of six
DON’T SUFFER IN SILENCE
GET EXCRESTOP NOW!
Easy, safe and convenient to use
Works with 100% efficiently
Never embarrass yourself in
public again
Fast and effective relief
Excrestop is so easy to use. Simply
lie on your side and insert one tablet
into your anal cavity. you will be then
protected for approximately eight
hours
IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS
“I once shit myself at family party after drinking a huge amount of cider and
devouring the buffet. After this hugely embarrassing event I thought I’d try
Excrestop. I’m glad I did, as since using it I’ve had no other rather awkward
situations whilst drunk”
Billy Crapjam london
“I’ve never shit myself, but I use Excrestop every day, just in case. Thank you
Doctor Skcollob, once again your wonderful products have saved the day.”
Miranda Cuminacat
“I once shit myself at a friend’s wedding after consuming far too much
champagne and wedding cake. I’ve never been so embarrassed in my whole
life as the effluent went everywhere, including the bride’s dress. If only
Excrestop had been available then, things could have turned out a whole lot
better. In future I will be using Excrestop before I attend any family functions.”
Elsie Cocksocks, Birmingham
“Once you get used to using these things, they are surprisingly comfortable. I
sometimes get a helpful neighbour to come around and insert mine for me, as I
find them difficult to push up myself.”
Mary Clunge
Take a look at the large range of medical products and services
offered at the Betty Hubbard Clinic. From felch pumps to a full-
blown sex change operation we’ve got every product and
procedure you could possible want at prices you will not believe.
We know that medical procedures such at this can
be costly and difficult to afford for some people.
This is why we have teamed-up with two credit
companies to help spread the cost of your
procedures. Choose a Payment plan from Skcollob
Loans or a Clantoot credit card here.
IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS