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Here at the Betty Hubbard Clinic we have been at the forefront of Medical innovation since 1903 when we pioneered the first Sex Change operation. Every year, millions of litres of urine is flushed down the nation’s toilets without a second thought. This is a terrible waste of valuable resources as this golden, beneficial liquid can be put to so much good use. Most people are totally unaware that they are literally flushing money down the drain every time they flush their toilet, but now, thanks to the Betty Hubbard clinic urine collection service – cash4piss, you can potentially make hundreds, even thousands of pounds a year selling your unwanted urine to us to be made into a range of health drinks and our other distinct products. So, don’t delay, register today and start making some serious cash from your unwanted urine.
Our specially adapted collection tanker is ready to collect your unwanted urine
Here's how it works.Firstly you can make an appointment with us online or using our cash4piss app to book your timeslot.Once your timeslot has been allocated and approved, our cash4piss tanker truck arrives at your home or place of work to collect your urine.Your urine consignment is then decanted into our tanker, where it is filtered and quality checked. When all these checks are successfully carried-out your payment is either paid directly in cash by the taker driver or transferred directly to you using the app.
TODAY’S PRICE£0.17 PER LITRE
Please note: All prices shown are an approximate guide and do not necessarily reflect the actual amount you will be paid for selling your urine as the price fluctuates due to demand. The Betty Hubbard Clinic and Doctor Skcollob take no responsibility for any misguided decisions you may make as a result of your reliance in this procedure’s accountability or safety. We require that every customer sign a disclaimer that gives us permission to use any urine that is used in any of our tasty meat products or beverages with their consent. A small fee of £12 to cover administration costs is required from customers before any collections can be carried out. Please allow up to 365 days from the date of your appointment for any payment to be transferred to your bank account. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial, or professional advice and must not be relied on as such. If after your urine collection has been carried out and we subsequently find that your urine is not suitable for human consumption purposes, then we reserve the right to return your urine by dumping it outside your property and denying payment. Minimum collection amount - 25 litres.
Once we’ve collected 500 litres of urine from your home or place of work, we’ll send you this delightful cash4piss t-shirt absolutely FREE!
Our friendly truck driver, Stanley is ready to collect your surplus urine
Download our app today for a quicker way to make bookings and get paid faster. You can even earn Piss-Points to get discunts on a range of Betty Hubbard Clinic products and services when you apply for our loyalty card.
Sign-up with cash4piss today and receive a FREE can of P-PEE urine therapy drink!
“I’ve been saving my own piss for years in water butts I keep in my garden shed. This scheme makes perfect sense as I’ve sold gallons of the stuff to these guys and made a fair bit of cash in the process too” - Clinton Dennison, Leeds“Truck driver Stanley is always so cheerful when he comes round to my house to collect my piss.” - Tarquon De-Bilge, Norwich“cash4piss were so supportive when tanker driver Stanley accidentally showered me with piss when he set the pump to blow instead of suck. They even gave me a t-shirt to say sorry” - Betty Smork, Brighton“I’m making a bloody fortune selling my own piss. I can’t drink water fast enough to make even more of the stuff. Plus, I’ll soon have enough Piss-Points saved up to buy myself a Felch Pump” - Dick Sponge, Bristol