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Here at the Betty Hubbard Clinic we are very proud of the fact that we have
developed a diverse and innovative range of products and services over the
years. We have been at the forefront of technical innovation since 1903 when
we pioneered the first Sex-Change operation.
Now we are pleased to announce our brand-new product, which has been designed in-
house, in collaboration with our talented research technicians – The Doctor Skcollob Toilet
Spoon.
One morning whilst sitting on the toilet, Doctor Skcollob realised that the clean-up process of using paper to
clean his bottom was an outdated and unhygienic process. After many weeks of research and trial and error,
he developed the ideal solution – The Doctor Skcollob Toilet Spoon.
The Toilet spoon does away for the need to use the outdated method of using toilet paper to clean your
posterior after a messy bowel movement and is so much more hygienic and easier to use. With its patented
release-hole™ technology sloppy solids are effortlessly drained straight into the toilet bow as you scrape, as
other firmer lumps are contained in the bowl of the spoon itself. After a few practice sessions with the spoon,
you will quickly realise that this is way quicker and more efficient than using toilet paper for your clean-up.
After use. the Toilet Spoon can be easily cleaned by either rinsing it under a tap or throwing it straight into the
dishwasher.
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Simple to use
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Dishwasher safe
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No batteries needed
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Safe hundreds of pounds a year by not buying toilet paper
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Innovative Release-hole™ technology
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Made from hygienic non-stick silicone
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Left or right-handed use
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Anus kind – dermagogically tested
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Edge flange to shift stubborn lumps
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Trendy purple colour
“This is great, it shifts the shit no problem”
Clinton Dennison, Leeds
“I love my toilet spoon, it makes my daily shit routine so much easier”
Victor Mingepole, Norwich
“Why did nobody think of this before? It’s so easy to use and when I’m done I just rinse
it under the tap for a couple of seconds”
Dick Sponge, Bristol
“Doctor Skcollob kindly supplied an extension handle for my spoon, as the size of my
arse prevented me from reaching my special places with the regular spoon. It just
works. Great value too”
Betty Smork, Brighton
Whilst little care is taken to describe our products in an accurate and honest way, some features of this product may differ from the
advertised description. This product is not a sex toy. Not intended for persons 12 years of age and under. This product is only to be
used as described in the manual within. Do not use on irritated skin, acne, spots or open wounds. Discontinue use if skin irritation
occurs. Read instructions before first use. Intended for use on anus only. Do not use on any other areas of the body, Do not use in
shower. People with a long term illness or hermaphrodites should consult their doctor before use. Do not use if you have recently
been fitted with a MARP. Consult a doctor before use if you suffer from poor blood circulation or piles. This unit is intended for one
person only due to hygiene reasons. Stop using immediately and seek medical advice if you suffer any adverse reactions, irritations,
bleeding or death. The Betty Hubbard Clinic shall take no responsibility for the misuse of this product. Please consult your doctor to
get your anus checked to make sure it is suitable before using this untested and unlicensed method of cleaning. Prolonged use of this
method may cause cancer. The Betty Hubbard Clinic shall take no responsibility for the misuse of this product or any other
merchandise supplied by us or any of our partner companies. Keep out of the reach of pets and children. The information contained
in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such.
Get rid of the messy and outdated method of using toilet
paper with the Doctor Skcollob Toilet Spoon. Our patented
release-hole™ technology ensures a hygienic and easy
cleaning process without the need for batteries.
Turn your bathroom routine into a hassle-free experience with
the Doctor Skcollob Toilet Spoon. Made from non-stick silicone
and dishwasher safe, it saves you hundreds of pounds a year by
cutting down on the use of toilet paper. Plus, its trendy purple
colour and edge flange to shift stubborn lumps make it a must-
have addition to your daily routine.
Switch to the cleaner and more efficient way of cleaning your
posterior with the Doctor Skcollob Toilet Spoon. Designed for
both left and right-handed use, it's anus kind and demagogically
tested for your comfort. Say goodbye to toilet paper and hello to
a better cleaning experience with our innovative release-hole™
technology.
The Ultimate gadget for a Cleaner and More Sustainable Bathroom Routine.
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Take a look at the large range of
medical products and services offered
at the Betty Hubbard Clinic.
From felch pumps to a full-blown sex
change operation we’ve got every
product and procedure you could
possible want at prices you will not
believe.
