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Here at the Betty Hubbard Clinic, we are very proud of the fact that we have developed a diverse and innovative range of products and services over the years and have been at the forefront of medical technical innovation since 1903 when we pioneered the first Sex-Change operation. Now there is no need for a very embarrassing trip to your local hospital or doctors’ surgery when you have a foreign object stuck in your anus. Thanks to many weeks of research by Doctor Skcollob and the boffins at the Betty Hubbard Clinic, the ANAL EXTRACTOR was developed. Made from solid stainless steel, this fantastic gadget has no moving parts such motors or pumps and is simplicity itself to use. The user simply inserts the tip into their anus as far as is comfortable to do so and twists the device 360 degrees in a rapid motion until the offending blockage is loosened and falls out. - Just push, twist and go. It’s that easy!
Highly polished stainless steel, so no lubricants are required Dishwasher safe Very safe and easy to use Great value Discrete and portable Use in the comfort of your own home Hypo-allergenic, and gentle on all skin types
Warning: This product is not a sex toy. Not intended for persons 12 years of age and under. This product is only to be used as described in the manual within. Do not use on irritated skin, acne, spots or open wounds. Discontinue use if skin irritation occurs. Read instructions before first use. Intended for use on anus only. Do not use on any other areas of the body, Do not use in shower. People with a long term illness or homosexuals should consult their doctor before use. Consult a doctor before use if you suffer from poor blood circulation. Keep away from children. This unit is intended for one person only due to hygiene reasons. Stop using immediately and seek medical advice if you suffer any adverse reactions, irritations, bleeding or death. Company terms and conditions: Whilst little care is taken to describe our products in an accurate and honest way, some aspects of their construction may differ from the advertised description. If it appears that during or after the use of our product that you are becoming ill, we recommend that you seek medical help immediately. We cannot be held responsible for any loss of life however caused arising from the use of our products, including: distress, inconvenience or anxiety and is entirely done so at your own risk. Keep out of the reach of small children and pets. This product is still in its infancy and has not been fully tested, so therefore may cause heavy internal bleeding and womb damage. Do not rely on this cleaning process totally as it has been known to cause serious health problems such as toxic shock syndrome and death. Please consult your doctor before committing yourself to any unproven probing procedures. Prolonged use of this product may cause cancer. The Betty Hubbard Clinic shall take no responsibility for the misuse of any equipment used by us due to insufficient staff training. We show little respect for your personal information and your privacy and will share or sell your information to other organisations or the highest bidder. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such.
Take a look at the large range of medical products and services offered at the Betty Hubbard Clinic. From felch Pumps to a full-blown sex change operation we’ve got every product and procedure you could possibly want at prices you will not believe.
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We’ll come to you. If for some reason, you cannot use the Anal Extractor yourself, due to a disability or you are too embarrassed for a friend or relative to assist you, we now have a small fleet of specially equipped vans covering most parts of the UK. Our trained operatives will come to your address and unblock your nether regions in the comfort of your own home. Click on the map to see the areas of the UK covered by our vans and book your home appointment now!
“I wouldn’t trust my arse to anything else. It’s great!” As recommended by Fred Ebullana from Bristol UK. World anal record holder. An infamous eccentric in his home town of Bristol, Fred has just entered the record books for the person with the most objects surgically removed from their anus. 241 different objects have been removed from his anal canal in the last three years - A new World record!