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Here at the Betty Hubbard Clinic, we are very proud of the fact that we have developed a diverse and
innovative range of products and services over the years and have been at the forefront of medical technical
innovation since 1903 when we pioneered the first Sex-Change operation.
Now there is no need for a very embarrassing trip to your local hospital or doctors’ surgery when you have a foreign
object stuck in your anus. Thanks to many weeks of research by Doctor Skcollob and the boffins at the Betty Hubbard
Clinic, the ANAL EXTRACTOR was developed.
Made from solid stainless steel, this fantastic gadget has no moving parts such motors or pumps and is simplicity
itself to use. The user simply inserts the tip into their anus as far as is comfortable to do so and twists the device 360
degrees in a rapid motion until the offending blockage is loosened and falls out. - Just push, twist and go. It’s that
easy!
Highly polished stainless steel, so no lubricants are
required
Dishwasher safe
Very safe and easy to use
Great value
Discrete and portable
Use in the comfort of your own home
Hypo-allergenic, and gentle on all skin types
Warning: This product is not a sex toy. Not intended for persons 12 years of age and under. This product is only to be used as
described in the manual within. Do not use on irritated skin, acne, spots or open wounds. Discontinue use if skin irritation occurs.
Read instructions before first use. Intended for use on anus only. Do not use on any other areas of the body, Do not use in shower.
People with a long term illness or homosexuals should consult their doctor before use. Consult a doctor before use if you suffer from
poor blood circulation. Keep away from children. This unit is intended for one person only due to hygiene reasons. Stop using
immediately and seek medical advice if you suffer any adverse reactions, irritations, bleeding or death.
Company terms and conditions: Whilst little care is taken to describe our products in an accurate and honest way, some aspects of
their construction may differ from the advertised description. If it appears that during or after the use of our product that you are
becoming ill, we recommend that you seek medical help immediately. We cannot be held responsible for any loss of life however
caused arising from the use of our products, including: distress, inconvenience or anxiety and is entirely done so at your own risk.
Keep out of the reach of small children and pets. This product is still in its infancy and has not been fully tested, so therefore may
cause heavy internal bleeding and womb damage. Do not rely on this cleaning process totally as it has been known to cause serious
health problems such as toxic shock syndrome and death. Please consult your doctor before committing yourself to any unproven
probing procedures. Prolonged use of this product may cause cancer. The Betty Hubbard Clinic shall take no responsibility for the
misuse of any equipment used by us due to insufficient staff training. We show little respect for your personal information and your
privacy and will share or sell your information to other organisations or the highest bidder. The information contained in this site
does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such.
Take a look at the large range of medical products and services offered
at the Betty Hubbard Clinic. From felch Pumps to a full-blown sex
change operation we’ve got every product and procedure you could
possibly want at prices you will not believe.
Show the world you’re a proud ANAL EXTRACTOR user
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Help spread the cost of your anal
extractor with a specially tailored
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Or alternatively, you can apply for a
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Order your very own ANAL EXTRACTOR for the
bargain price of only £39.99
We’ll come to you.
If for some reason, you cannot use the Anal Extractor yourself,
due to a disability or you are too embarrassed for a friend or
relative to assist you, we now have a small fleet of specially
equipped vans covering most parts of the UK. Our trained
operatives will come to your address and unblock your nether
regions in the comfort of your own home. Click on the map to see
the areas of the UK covered by our vans and book your home
appointment now!
“I wouldn’t trust my arse to anything else. It’s great!”
As recommended by
Fred Ebullana from Bristol UK. World anal record holder.
An infamous eccentric in his home town of Bristol, Fred has just entered the record books for
the person with the most objects surgically removed from their anus. 241 different objects
have been removed from his anal canal in the last three years - A new World record!
