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* Warning: This procedure is still in its infancy, so therefore may cause heavy internal and external bleeding, chemical burns, tissue tearing and infection, memory loss, erectile dysfunction and many, yet undiscovered side-effects. Do not rely on this process totally as it has been known to cause serious health problems such as death. Please consult your doctor before committing yourself to any unproven medical procedures or taking any untested or unlicensed medication. Please note that our mandatory health insurance premium of £1000 is required before we can post this kit out to you. A small fee of £49 to cover administration costs is required from patients before any procedure can be supplied. The Betty Hubbard Clinic shall take no responsibility for the misuse of any equipment used. There is a small (58%) chance that the fertility procedure will leave you with permanent scarring, tissue reduction, weeping puss filled cavities and other rather unpleasant side-effects. We sometimes find it necessary to perform emergency operations on certain patients due to circumstances beyond our control. In these situations, any surgical waste is used in our meat products without the express permission of the individual concerned. We show little respect for your personal information and your privacy and will share or sell your information to other organisations or the highest bidder. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such. Terms and conditions: Whilst some care is taken to describe our products in an accurate way, some aspects of the products may differ from the advertised description. We cannot be held responsible for any loss of life however caused arising from the misuse of our products or services supplied to our customers, including: distress, inconvenience or anxiety and is entirely done so at your own risk. No fucking refunds.
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Take a look at the large range of medical products and services offered at the Betty Hubbard Clinic. From felch pumps to a full-blown sex change operation we’ve got every product and procedure you could possible want at prices you will not believe.
Here at the Betty Hubbard Clinic we have been at the forefront of medical innovation since 1903 when we pioneered the first Sex Change operation. Now every man has the chance to have an affordable vasectomy thanks to our wonderful new product – Vasecto-Me. Many men all over the world desperately need a vasectomy, but for many, the prohibitive cost of such a procedure makes this simple process simply a dream. For many, the thought of having yet another child with their partner is a terrifying thought. Perhaps you’re a man with many children and cannot face the thought of yet another screaming brat running around the house. You may however have no children, but the very idea of impregnating a woman and producing a child with her sends shivers of horror down your spine. If this is the case, then worry no more. Vasecto-Me is a specially developed and unique home vasectomy kit that promises a simple, safe and affordable way for men to perform a vasectomy themselves in the comfort of their own home. The kit is very easy to use, and the process can be completed in less than an hour using the supplied equipment. Why pay thousands for a hospital or a clinic to perform your vasectomy when for only £199 you can easily and safety use Vasecto-me to give yourself the snip at home. Order today and receive a free t-shirt and certificate.
ONLY  £199.99
Our Vasecto-Me kit includes everything you need to complete a successful vasectomy
Why do people love our home vasectomy kit? Procedures carried out in the privacy of your own home Best price guaranteed or we’ll give you twice the difference. You’ll be up and about in only one day. Totally safe* procedure using the latest surgery techniques and equipment. No loss of sexual performance. 100% effective or your money back.
Includes everything you need to perform a successful vasectomy Scalpel Tweezers Needle and thread Testicle clamp Tissues scissors Local anaesthetic Testicle probe Full instructions
“This is bloody great! I used this kit at home and it only took about half an hour to slit open my testicles and cut out my tubes. Luckily the wife is good at sewing, so she helped stitch everything back up.” Bernie Kuntwhistle, Cardiff “I is happy knowing I won’t be having no more kids as I got eight of the things. It were easy to use the kit, but I’m still pissing blood two weeks after I done it” Vas Deferens, Amsterdam “Vasecto-Me is very to use. I didn’t feel too much pain either as the supplied local anaesthetic did the trick. I’m still urinating blood two weeks after the procedure, but I contacted the very helpful Doctor Skcollob at the Betty Hubbard Clinic and he reassured me that everything will be OK soon.” Clinton Dennison, Leeds “Bloody great, no more kids for me! I can’t get it up after I done it and my balls have swollen up to the size of a grapefruit, but at least I won’t have no more screaming kids running around the house.” Keith Cumonarat, Great Yarmouth
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