Ingredients: surgical meat, cysts, bladders, womb lining, knee caps, powdered bone, brain material, stomach lining, bone marrow, blood, desiccated vulva, liver, kidneys, skin, intestines, shredded gunt, bodily fluids, various genitals, sawdust, gravy, herbs, salt & pepper. Warning: These products may cause heavy internal bleeding, memory loss, excessive flatulence, diarrhoea and many, yet undiscovered side-effects. Do not consume more than five pouches in any 24 hour period, as this may cause serious health problems such as death. Please consult your doctor before taking any untested or unlicensed dietary supplements. Please note that heating these meals in a microwave for more than the recommended time may cause the product to explode, showering the surrounding area with scolding hot liquid, causing serious burns. Company terms and conditions: Whilst little care is taken to describe our products in an accurate and honest way, some ingredients may differ from the advertised description. Although the quality of our meals is checked periodically, we cannot guarantee these products will be free of any rather unpleasant bacteria or other hostile micro-organisms. If it appears that during or after the consumption of any of our meals that you are suffering from projectile vomiting or becoming ill, we recommend that you seek medical help immediately. We cannot be held responsible for any loss of life however caused arising from the consumption of our products, including: distress, inconvenience or anxiety and is entirely done so at your own risk. Whilst some care is taken to remove any shards of bone and glass from our meals, some may remain. Keep out of the reach of small children and pets. **Please allow 28 days delivery for all meals. Please note: We receive many emails and letters from potential customers who are concerned that eating our delicious range of meat products may be considered an act of cannibalism. You can be rest assured that every patient who is operated on at the Betty Hubbard Clinic, or any other medial facility that we obtain our ingredients from, has signed a disclaimer that gives us permission to use any surgery leftovers that go into in any of our tasty products with their consent. We hope this will put your mind at ease as you tuck into a yummy Dr. Skcollob creation. * Meal plan payments are £299 per month. A small charge of £18.49 is added to your initial payment to cover the cost of credit card charges and post and packaging. All payments made are charged an interest fee of 29.89%. All payments made are based on a 24 Month contact and cannot be cancelled under any circumstances. Your home could be at risk if payments are missed.
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Meet the chefs We are excited to work with some of the best chefs in the UK, who are passionate about cooking with our unique ingredients. Rick Flob is an award-winning chef, food writer, and author of the book – Food for fat fuckers he is also an ambassador for the Betty Hubbard Clinic. Elsie Cocksocks is a cook with a passion; she is devoted to helping really fat people make a long-term commitment to eating well and feeling amazing by using surgery leftovers to make delicious meals. Marmaduke Titspanner has many years experience working as a cook in many Little Chef restaurants all over the country. He has recently gained a level 1 NVQ certificate for cooking. Burt Quack is head chef at the award winning Highbridge Hotel in Somerset. We are delighted we can utilise his unique cooking skills in our development kitchen.  
“I was finding it almost impossible to lose my unsightly flab. I tried all the diets out there but none of them worked. Then a friend told me about these special meals and the weight is just falling out of me” Mary Clunge
Here is just a small selection of our wonderful success stories
“I ain’t too clever but that Doctor Skcollob told to me it would be a good idea to order these meals, so i did.  I ain’t even fat but they is well tasty” Tarquin Phucknugget
“I just love these meals, I eat about six of them a day with chips, bread and butter and cake - simply delicious” Doris Bellend
“I was so desperate to lose weight that I even resorted to cutting bits of my flab off with a carving knife. I found these great meals online before it was too late - Thank you Doctor Skcollob” Hilda Gland
We are very proud of the fact that we have developed a diverse range of products and services over the years and have been at the forefront of technical innovation since 1903 when we pioneered the first Sex-Change operation. Now you can make a real difference to your hideous body thanks to an incredible new diet plan meal delivery service from Doctor Skcollob and The Betty Hubbard Clinic These days obesity is at truly epidemic proportions and it’s a situation we want to see eradicated from society. Because of this growing problem, Doctor Skcollob and his dedicated team of professionals came up with a brand new service:  The Skcollob Plan This fantastic new lifestyle choice lets severely overweight people lose the weight from their unsightly bodies just by eating one of our delicious meals every day. We are so confident you will lose weight using our method that we offer a full money back guarantee* if you fail to lose less than 30lbs weight in 30 days. It couldn’t be easier to lose your excess flab using our fantastic diet meal delivery service. Here’s how it works: Simply order your meal package choice online using the form below. After contacting us, wait for your allotted delivery time slot – your delicious diet meals are delivered straight to your door the following day** Order now and loose that gunt, gut, bingo wings, flabby overhanging bits and fat arse in one easy to follow diet plan. It really is that easy, you’ll wonder why you’ve never tried it before!
You order your meals online
Our talented chefs prepare your meals
We delver your meals  direct to your door
You simply heat your meal in a microwave
You lose weight
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Available in three delicious flavours – minced faggots in gravy, minced Skcollob sausages in gravy, minced meatballs in gravy
Here’s how it works
Our exciting partnership with The Betty Hubbard Clinic means we can now bring you a fabulous new range of diet meals. Specially formulated for the best weight loss results, our new products are everything you've come to expect from us: low in fat, salt and sugar and high in protein and taste Our chefs have been busy in our development kitchen lovingly preparing a new batch of delicious meals in convenient plastic pouches. These nutritionally balanced, real food meals are low calorie, high in protein and packed with flavour. They are really simple to cook -  Just shake, and microwave for 13 minutes on full power
TAKE OUR 30 DAY CHALLENGE -  yes! Just eat one, surprisingly delicious Skcollob Plan meals a day for thirty days and be amazed at the difference this wonderful diet plan makes to your life. You’ll feel and look like a new person!
 We deliver fresh meals straight to your door
Nutritious meals delivered straight to your door 30 days of meals for only £299 Developed and cooked in-house by our talented chefs Lose 30 lbs in only 30 days or your money back* Made from the freshest surgery leftovers from the Betty Hubbard Clinic 
Elsie Cocksocks
Rick Flob
Marmaduke Titspanner
Burt Quack
Activity Level                     couch potato             slob              I can just about walk up a flight of stairs.
Approved by the Alternative Meat Council of Great Britain
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For even better results and truly outstanding weight loss performance, why not combine the effects of The Skcollob Plan with GuntBuster and our incredible and safe surgical procedure - Gunt-B-Gone.
Body type                          Slightly overweight              fat             obese            extremely obese