Hi, I’m Keith Cumonarat and I just know you’ll love my new, delicious Tasty Meaty Curry.I first developed my unique curry when I owned a guest house and restaurant in Great Yarmouth, Norfolk. Unfortunately, due to circumstances beyond my control, my guest house was closed due to a few irregularities. I later got a lucky break and became one of the head chefs at Chez Skcollob Bistro in London. This is where, with the help of other talented chefs, I developed my special meaty curry you can conveniently microwave in a bag in minutes. My special curry is healthy and delicious as it only contains three ingredients. Taste the difference for yourself and order a pack online today!
Our chefs have been busy in our development kitchen lovingly preparing a new batch of delicious special curry in convenient plastic pouches. These nutritionally balanced, real curries are low calorie, high in protein and packed with flavour. They are really simple to cook - Just shake, and microwave for 13 minutes on full power.
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Our talented chefs prepare your curry
We delver your curry direct to your door
You simply heat your curryin a microwave
Ingredients: Human excrement, Sawdust, Indian Spices.Warning:This product may cause heavy internal bleeding, memory loss, excessive flatulence, diarrhoea and many, yet undiscovered side-effects. Do not consume more than five pouches in any 24 hour period, as this may cause serious health problems such as death. Please consult your doctor before taking any untested or unlicensed dietary supplements. Please note that heating these meals in a microwave for more than the recommended time may cause the product to explode, showering the surrounding area with scolding hot liquid, causing serious burns.Company terms and conditions:Whilst little care is taken to describe our products in an accurate and honest way, some ingredients may differ from the advertised description. Although the quality of our meals is checked periodically, we cannot guarantee these products will be free of any rather unpleasant bacteria or other hostile micro-organisms. If it appears that during or after the consumption of any of our meals that you are suffering from projectile vomiting or becoming ill, we recommend that you seek medical help immediately. We cannot be held responsible for any loss of life however caused arising from the consumption of our products, including: distress, inconvenience or anxiety and is entirely done so at your own risk. Whilst some care is taken to remove any shards of bone and glass from our meals, some may remain. Keep out of the reach of small children and pets. **Please allow 28 days delivery for all meals.