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Keith Cumonarat’s Meaty Pancakes - A new taste
sensation
Due to the extraordinary success of the award-winning Doctor
Skcollob’s Gunt and Herb Sausages, Keith Cumonarat decided the time
was right to launch his own food product that utilises the large
amounts of surgery leftovers that go to waste every year in this country.
With this in mind, the Meaty Pancake was developed.
These delicious stuffed pancakes are filled to the brim with the large
amounts of cysts, gunts, fatty lumps and other organs that are
removed from patients at the Betty Hubbard Clinic and other
hospitals every year. They are guaranteed 100% horse meat free
and taste surprisingly delicious in their yummy spicy gravy sauce.
Why not give the kids a healthy* teatime treat that is 70% lower in
cholesterol and saturated fat than traditional filled pancakes.
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Made with only the finest cuts of surgical meat.
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All natural ingredients.
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No artificial flavours or colours guaranteed.
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Made in the heart of the West Country.
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Winner of many awards.
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Tastes fucking great.
PLEASE NOTE: We receive many emails and letters from potential customers who are concerned that eating our delicious pancakes may
be considered an act of cannibalism. You can be rest assured that every* patient who is operated on at the Betty Hubbard Clinic, or any
other medical facility that we obtain our ingredients from, has signed a disclaimer that gives us permission to use any surgery leftovers that
go into our tasty products with their consent. We hope this will put your mind at ease as you tuck into a yummy pancake.
My pancakes are made with prime cuts
of succulent gunts, hand trimmed and
expertly seasoned with fresh herbs and
filled to the brim with a rich delicious
gravy
Company terms and conditions: Whilst some care is taken to describe our products in an accurate
and honest way, some ingredients may differ from the advertised description. Although the quality of our
pancakes is checked periodically, we cannot guarantee these products will be free of any rather
unpleasant bacteria or other hostile micro-organisms. If it appears that during or after the consumption of
any of our products that you are becoming ill, we recommend that you seek medical help immediately.
We cannot be held responsible for any loss of life however caused arising from the consumption of our
products, including: distress, inconvenience or anxiety and is entirely done so at your own risk.
* We sometimes find it necessary to perform emergency operations on certain patients due to
circumstances beyond our control. In these situations, any surgical waste is used in our meat products
without the express permission of the individual concerned. Whilst every care is taken to remove any
shards of glass from pancakes, some may remain. Keep out of the reach of small children and pets. The
information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must
not be relied on as such.
Great tasting food starts with fresh, wholesome ingredients.
That’s why we insist on quality cuts of surgery leftovers for
our tasty pancakes.
Ingredients: surgical meat, cysts, bladders, womb lining, knee caps, powdered bone, brain material,
stomach lining, bone marrow, blood, desiccated vulva, liver, kidneys, skin, intestines, shredded
gunt, bodily fluids, sawdust, gravy, herbs, salt & pepper.
Buy three packs of pancakes and
receive a voucher for 50% off
Skcollob Sausages, Meatballs, pizzas
or Faggots
